Your recent FML moment

Just post something that really sucked so we can laugh at you :P

Anyways mine is when I was outside doing yardwork and it had recently rained. The other day I cleaned up dog crap and put into a garbage bag. So it's rainy and wet and I go to grab the garbage bag to put it out for the weekly garbage pickup. Little did I know, there was a small hole in the bag. So I walked it down my driveway and dog crap juice started spilling all over my legs and it smelled really bad. I almost threw up and pieces of dog crap were coming out too :( I then ran and washed my legs off with the hose and took a long ass shower.

It sucked.

Your turn :D

Well that sounds lovely. I can't think of any major FML moments really. Maybe it was just this minute when I realised I have an essay due in soon which I haven't started.cjek

EDIT: Never mind. I remember one. Last week, my one of my IRL brothers got a call from the police about one of my other IRLbrothers. That's all I'll say.

I fell today in the morning, after waking up, and bruised my knee. It's looks greenish purple now :evil:

I fell today in the morning, after waking up, and bruised my knee. It's looks greenish purple now :evil:

onehowlingwolf

Nothing I can think of recently, things have been going smoothly for me recently. Only thing is I have a lot of things due tomorrow that I have to crank out in 15 min tomorrow morning. Also I now am inept at math.

Every Monday and Wednesday are FML Days. My math professor is a total jerk.

That...er... doesn't sound good. GHlegend77

It doesn't look good either :(

A pack of ice should take care of it though :)

Today, I have a really bad chest cold and am having trouble breathing. FML

Yeah, I have asthma so chest colds are the worst for me.

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"]That...er... doesn't sound good. onehowlingwolf

It doesn't look good either :(

A pack of ice should take care of it though :)

I got all the garbage ready to take out, going through all the bedrooms and everything, then I realized garbage day was the day before. :|

I got all the garbage ready to take out, going through all the bedrooms and everything, then I realized garbage day was the day before. :|

ice_rootbeer

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I got all the garbage ready to take out, going through all the bedrooms and everything, then I realized garbage day was the day before. :|

GHlegend77

2 AP tests next week.....

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I got all the garbage ready to take out, going through all the bedrooms and everything, then I realized garbage day was the day before. :|

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[QUOTE="GHlegend77"] Can I add you as my e-brother to complete the brotherhood?GHlegend77

More of a MLIA kind of guy.:P

The worst thing ever was about 6 months ago.

I had just bought a 1994 BMW 320i for my first car and my sister decided that she would steal it while I was at school. She hit a trailer. On the other side of the road. Right in front of my house. It was totaled. FML

She still owes me $1700 :evil:

I'm extremely unhappy and not enjoying life at all.

getting arrested recently. worst feeling evereyebrowless

I sat next to a really beautiful nice girl all year in first period. We slowly started talking more and more. Just when It looks like i'm about to become friends with her, my teacher gives us a new seating chart. I sit on the complete opposite of the room from her. FML

I sat next to a really beautiful nice girl all year in first period. We slowly started talking more and more. Just when It looks like i'm about to become friends with her, my teacher gives us a new seating chart. I sit on the complete opposite of the room from her. FML

hedden93

I picked up and started reading a (unknown to me at first) LBGT magazine in a cafeteria. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I thought people were giving me weird looks. Willo_10

My brother was born 16 years ago, and ever since then everyday has been a FML

Well that sounds lovely. I can't think of any major FML moments really. Maybe it was just this minute when I realised I have an essay due in soon which I haven't started.cjek

The worst thing ever was about 6 months ago.

I had just bought a 1994 BMW 320i for my first car and my sister decided that she would steal it while I was at school. She hit a trailer. On the other side of the road. Right in front of my house. It was totaled. FML

She still owes me $1700 :evil:

taylor888

Ouch. There are two ways I would have reacted probably

1. If she is under 20 I'd be really upset and tell her that she has no right and then go off about how she just wants to be cool and doesn't care at all that I purchased the vehicle. God you are a stereotypical skank and such.

2. If she was out of college I'd be like. OK well you owe me and I better have acar here withing a week. Then I'd laugh about the whole thing a month later.

I've not had any FML moments recently but on of my friends has I was a passenger in the car when it happened.

My friend ran over something so he got out the car to see what it was... it was a squirrel and it was still twitching/alive and suffering so he decided to put it out of its pain by reversing back over it. When he got out the car to see if the job was done he noticed 2 kids watching and crying... turns out it was not a squirrel it was their cat and they watched him run over it twice...

No one has FML unless they are currently starving to death in africa, got their legs blown off by a mine, etc...Dr_Brocoli

Nothing we can do about starving kids in africa, People can still have a crummy life without starving or missing a limb.

Edit: Infact starving or missing a limb is like a breath of fresh air compared to problems alot of people go through and if one of those or both was your only problem in the entire world that is a pretty good freakin life.

that's very unfortunate for you, TC :lol:

but yesterday i got my english essay back, and i made a 70 on it.

I sat next to a really beautiful nice girl all year in first period. We slowly started talking more and more. Just when It looks like i'm about to become friends with her, my teacher gives us a new seating chart. I sit on the complete opposite of the room from her. FML

hedden93

missing a limbXorital

[QUOTE="taylor888"]

The worst thing ever was about 6 months ago.

I had just bought a 1994 BMW 320i for my first car and my sister decided that she would steal it while I was at school. She hit a trailer. On the other side of the road. Right in front of my house. It was totaled. FML

She still owes me $1700 :evil:

Nifty_Shark

Ouch. There are two ways I would have reacted probably

1. If she is under 20 I'd be really upset and tell her that she has no right and then go off about how she just wants to be cool and doesn't care at all that I purchased the vehicle. God you are a stereotypical skank and such.

2. If she was out of college I'd be like. OK well you owe me and I better have acar here withing a week. Then I'd laugh about the whole thing a month later.

I've not had any FML moments recently but on of my friends has I was a passenger in the car when it happened.

My friend ran over something so he got out the car to see what it was... it was a squirrel and it was still twitching/alive and suffering so he decided to put it out of its pain by reversing back over it. When he got out the car to see if the job was done he noticed 2 kids watching and crying... turns out it was not a squirrel it was their cat and they watched him run over it twice...

Daxo90

Mine was that I waited to withdraw from my algebra class until I got my second test back so that if I did good on it I wouldn't need to withdraw and if I did do badly I would withdraw. I got a 26% (mind you I have A's in every other class, and I'm good with most math, just not algebra), so I went down to the Student Services office to withdraw, I was told the last day to withdraw was yesterday. I let out a long depressed sigh and haven't gone to Algebra in a month. :P Also, I got one of those professors who expects you to know everything already and she rushes through everything. I asked her to help me to better understand the material for a test (not the 26% one) and she agreed to. She said everything she was reviewing with me was going to be on the test. The next day I get the test, nothing from what she said would be on there and helped me with was on there and I didn't even think we even learned half of what was on it. Not many did well on it, I asked others and they confirmed that we hadn't learned half of what was on the test. I really ****ing hate that class, there's always the next semester and I'll be at the main campus so hopefully I'll get a decent professor.RAMRODtheMASTER

I have to write at least 10 pages of research on 10 companies in my economics class, make a math video that has be at least 5 min. long, and i have make a 10 min. long presentation on myself for my senior project. This is all due in a few days, but i haven't started because i'm a chronic procrastinator. FML

[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]Mine was that I waited to withdraw from my algebra class until I got my second test back so that if I did good on it I wouldn't need to withdraw and if I did do badly I would withdraw. I got a 26% (mind you I have A's in every other class, and I'm good with most math, just not algebra), so I went down to the Student Services office to withdraw, I was told the last day to withdraw was yesterday. I let out a long depressed sigh and haven't gone to Algebra in a month. :P Also, I got one of those professors who expects you to know everything already and she rushes through everything. I asked her to help me to better understand the material for a test (not the 26% one) and she agreed to. She said everything she was reviewing with me was going to be on the test. The next day I get the test, nothing from what she said would be on there and helped me with was on there and I didn't even think we even learned half of what was on it. Not many did well on it, I asked others and they confirmed that we hadn't learned half of what was on the test. I really ****ing hate that class, there's always the next semester and I'll be at the main campus so hopefully I'll get a decent professor.Commander-Gree