[QUOTE="ElZilcho90"][QUOTE="elblanquito_81"] Having worked as a manager in retail I have quite a few stories. But one that I always remember is when this woman came up to the register I was at with her items. She looked at me and then at my name tag and smiled at me. She said, "You look pretty young, you old enough to be a manager?" I laughed a little and told her I just look young for my age. She asked my age and I told her and she said, "wow, I would've never guessed. But it doesn't matter, you're still cute though." I smiled and felt myself blush a little when she asked me if I could give her a discount. Having figured out what all that nice talk was for I told her that discounts are only for employees. She pouted and proceeded to ask me over and over, pleading to give her a discount. I didn't know what the big deal was, it was only 10% so she wasn't saving much. I told her that and she just insisted because she didn't want to pay the full amount if I had the power to give her a discount.
She was really starting to get annoying and wouldn't stop. I kept answering nicely, "No, no, I can't do that. I could get fired..." on and on. This went on for a few minutes and I tried to make an excuse to leave her there when the cashier came back from her break. I just broke away when she came back only to have psycho chick try and follow me still asking for a discount. I was like what the hell is wrong with this woman? I just about had enough and told her, "Maam, I'm not allowed to do that." as angrily as I could. She looked at me, put her hand on my arm, leaned in close and said, "What if I s*** your ****?" I nearly choked on my gum. To make a long story short (and to keep out any details that might get me suspended), I gave in at that point and she got her discount.
elblanquito_81
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well done!
Thanks. :) I was beaming the rest of the day, even though I knew she had used me. I didn't feel all that bad about it.lol if she was willing to that for a small 10% discount then you used her my friend. I have two jobs. One at kmart and one at my local theatre, however I don't really have that many strange stories. I felt wierd tonight when I was in line and this woman was talking her boyfriend and suddenly the conversation turned extremely different. The guy looked at these batteries and goes, "hmm I wonder where these are made at." I said, "sir I don't really reccomend those batteries. They are cheap but they are extremely crappy." and he goes "Hey they are made in the usa!" and I jokingly replied, "yeah thats probably why they are crappy." Then he gets serious and says, "Look at it this way. Everytime you buy something made in china, you are cutting off one of your fingers." and I said, "Well I guess im out of fingers." then he goes, "You buy that stuff and we are getting closer and closer to communism. Pretty soon you won't be able to go outside without the governments permission!" then he his girlfriend said, "Well we are living in the last days anyway and I hope we aren't around for that. I just prey that the good lord takes us home." They walked away and I couldn't believe at the conversation that I just had.
another story is this fetis woman that goes to your register. She is the sister of one of my bosses. She rolls her wheel chair up to you and says, "I don't want this. I don't want this. I don't want this. I changed my mind about this..." after she gets done a pile of crap is pouring out of my register and all she wants is a box of macaroni or beans or something and goes, "That betta be the wight pwice cuz im [superiors name] sista."
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