Your thoughts on the movie Transylmania?

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#1 krunkmastax
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From how it looks in the previews I mean since of course it isnt out yet. At first I thought it looked lame then as I kept seeing the trailers Im thinking I actually might go see it. My favorite part from the previews is when the blonde dude is laying in the coffin and when its opened up he says "Is this one of those vampire things? Allrighttt!" Lol freakin hilarious I laugh everytime I see it.

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#2 Yandere
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Looks like one of the worst movies released this year.

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#3 XilePrincess
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I haven't heard of it, but I'm not really into seeing any of the quickly thrown together vampire crap because of the boom in fandom twilight has given vampires. If it isn't that, I might give it a chance. The only vampire movie I plan to see this year is the cirque du freak one.
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#4 Razor-Lazor
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Looks meh.
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#5 MrGeezer
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Looks like crap, but also looks like something that may have a lot of gratuitous female nudity.

And while I am not a fan of crappy movies, I AM a fan of lots of hot naked women, particularly in movies that weren't good anyway.

As an example, let me bring up "The Devil's Advocate". Was the movie crappy? Yes. Was there a decent amount of nudity? Yes (I may be mistaken but I think every woman in that movie may have shown her boobs). Did the nudity make the movie worth seeing? No.

But here's the big question...Did the nudity make the movie BETTER? ****ing ABSOLUTELY.

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#6 cheeselover
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Looks VERY bad.
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#7 cd_rom
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I might give it a chance if the reviews turn out good. It doesn't look special to me right now though.
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Poll needs a "OMG no I'd rather pop my eyes out with a melon baller" option
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#9 GrandJury
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Looks like another teenage garbage flick with cheap laughs. Something you watch at your friends party three years down the road wondering what the hell it is only to remember it was that teenage garbage flick....With Vampires.
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#10 verbalfilth
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nahh..., even though it might not seem like a fully realized parody, it sure looks like its going to end up being as entertaining as they are (which is not good). anyways, I think the creative minds should focus on realizing an epic monster of their own instead of giving us all these variations of someone's work (coughBramcough)
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#11 JML897
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It looks like it should be called "Vampire Movie". That's no good.
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#12 KcurtorMas
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It looks ridiculous, and what is with all of this Vampire nonsense?? I mean, c'mon...

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#13 krunkmastax
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It looks ridiculous, and what is with all of this Vampire nonsense?? I mean, c'mon...

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Blame Twilight New Moon.
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#14 dark-warmachine
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What's with this sudden rise of vampire movies?

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#15 blazinpuertoroc
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it looked like something Uwe Boll directed...

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#16 clayron
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Thats a real movie?

I thought that was just some commercial pissing around about a movie.

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#17 StaticPenguin
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Looks absolutely terrible.

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#18 SavageM2
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I cringe every time I see the trailer. It looks horrible. :/

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#19 Benevolentbob
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It looks like one of the worst movies to come out in a while.
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#20 brownjoy33
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Never see horrible movies.
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#21 yabbicoke
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Looks like one of the worst movies released this year.

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Looks meh.Razor-Lazor

Looks like crap, but also looks like something that may have a lot of gratuitous female nudity.

And while I am not a fan of crappy movies, I AM a fan of lots of hot naked women, particularly in movies that weren't good anyway.

As an example, let me bring up "The Devil's Advocate". Was the movie crappy? Yes. Was there a decent amount of nudity? Yes (I may be mistaken but I think every woman in that movie may have shown her boobs). Did the nudity make the movie worth seeing? No.

But here's the big question...Did the nudity make the movie BETTER? ****ing ABSOLUTELY.

MrGeezer

Looks VERY bad.cheeselover

Poll needs a "OMG no I'd rather pop my eyes out with a melon baller" optionxaos

Looks like another teenage garbage flick with cheap laughs. Something you watch at your friends party three years down the road wondering what the hell it is only to remember it was that teenage garbage flick....With Vampires.GrandJury

It looks like it should be called "Vampire Movie". That's no good. JML897

It looks ridiculous, and what is with all of this Vampire nonsense?? I mean, c'mon...

KcurtorMas

it looked like something Uwe Boll directed...

blazinpuertoroc

Looks absolutely terrible.

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I cringe every time I see the trailer. It looks horrible. :/

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It looks like one of the worst movies to come out in a while.Benevolentbob

Movie of the year!

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#22 GrandJury
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You deserve an award for putting all of those quotes together lol.
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#23 krunkmastax
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You deserve an award for putting all of those quotes together lol.GrandJury
Lol agreed. That takes time and talent.