i would problably black out and beat him into critical condition. Someone did that to me in middle school, only it was afer they had been eating Red Vines so I had this huge red mucous stain on my light-colored shirt, and I knocked out his teath and dislocated his shoulder. I dont even remember doing it though.
Its funny how some people can be totally chill then all of a sudden when push comes to shove they just decimate people
Punch him in the face, gouge out his eyes, choke him to near death, crush his ribcage with my feet, and proceed to flay him with my nails. Finally I'd feast on his corpse, and wrap the remains up and store them in my fridge for a snack.
Or I'd take the easy way out and just ask "Hey, what was that for?" or I could sue and make money like someone else said (plus not get arrested and a life sentence for murder/cannibalism). :P
Drag him into my house, make a bunch of people spit in a huge bucket and keep donig that until I get a bathtub filled with spit. I then throw the guy in the bath tub and force him to soak it all up... LIKE A SPONGE BUAHAHAHHAHHA:twisted:Â
The proper thing to do would be to notify the authorities. However, I would probably punch the guy in the face. Then when he is laying unconscious on the ground, have soem homeless guy defecate on his face.
Not only would I NOT go to jail for a night (like some of you above...) but I'll make a good amount of money off the situation too.
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What makes you think you will get 15k for it
I Agree, just because you got spit in your face, doesn't qualify you to sue somebody. I would much rather leave them writing in pain in a puddle of their own blood and urine than get money out of it. It's just more gratifying.
i would stab him first and when he falls to his knees i would curb stomp him like in gears of war :P and i'll probably take his lifeless body and burn it and take the bones and feed them to dogs and use leftovers as fish bait :D
i would stab him first and when he falls to his knees i would curb stomp him like in gears of war :P and i'll probably take his lifeless body and burn it and take the bones and feed them to dogs and use leftovers as fish bait :Dfiro999
Catch the spit with my mouth, swallow it and smile back. That would confuse him for sure.greatmax1
My God you are a disturbed individual. I would drag him to a window store and throw his big spittin head through every window in the place, even the ones not for sale
I would try to be a good man and not fight with him. That's what he wants and he's the only one that wins if you fight. Not fighting will be hurting him more than fighting.
R0cky_Racc00n- I would try to be a good man and not fight with him. That's what he wants and he's the only one that wins if you fight. Not fighting will be hurting him more than fighting.
i doubt that the guy would want this
I would probaby murder him, then go through his belongings to find his home address, find his family and murder them too.BlueBlood1905
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i would stab him first and when he falls to his knees i would curb stomp him like in gears of war :P and i'll probably take his lifeless body and burn it and take the bones and feed them to dogs and use leftovers as fish bait :Dfiro999
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Punch him in the face, gouge out his eyes, choke him to near death, crush his ribcage with my feet, and proceed to flay him with my nails. Finally I'd feast on his corpse, and wrap the remains up and store them in my fridge for a snack. Saturos3091
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