Your worst/unluckiest day ever?

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#1 Secret_Recipe
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Here's mine in a nutshell, 1. Girlfriend dumps me, accuses that I cheated with...my cousin? 2. Mall cops interrogate me like terrorist wrongfully. 3. Dog pisses on $150 shoes. 4. I hop on Facebook and find 13 comments on my wall, claiming that I'm a jerk and cheater. Here's a friend's weekend: 1. Gets mugged and thief steals expensive watch. 2. Goes to bank and gets caught up in an ATM robbery. 3. Falls asleep during insane traffic jam and wakes up to find HIMSELF causing traffic jam with people angrily passing by. 4. Drives to country house, goes out for dinner and finds car parked with wheels missing. Very unlucky...
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1. It's my 20th birthday.

2. I'm following a trail of my 'friends' cars to the rennaisance festival. I don't want to lose myway so, I decide to turn a corner with one of them instead of stopping to get seperated. Turns out the car I cut off was a cop, he stops me. I'm h*gh, he asks me if I'm h*gh and I say I'm just nervous, and he just gives me a ticket. I now have to pay 100$ more than what I got in total for my birthday.

3. I meet up later with my 'friends' at the rennaisance festival.

4. We buy some --- from this guy and all start tripping.

5. At first it's okay, but later we meet up with the guy and he's so messed up and overconfident that he's cracking stupid jokes to impress the 2 girls he's with.

6. He says something stupid and no one laughs, so he tries to look like a badass by stealing my skittles I was carrying around to share with people and throws them on the ground to his friends and gives me the look of "ha, I just gained dominance" to me.

7. I look at him for a second, and because my emotions are so powerful at that point, I just punch him in the stomach and every goes quiet. So now it's awkward because they don't know what I'm going to do next (my 'friends' know I have psychological issues, and I told them I would be fine -this- time).

8. So we end up splitting from their group, we have no fire to get warm and my 'friends' are trying to make me paranoid on purpose so now none of us can turn our backs on each other.

9. Finally that guy comes up to us with his group, and he asks for 'truce' and extends a hand. He looks scared, and I feel like I ruined people's night and blah blah, so I start crying on the guys shoulder. Now they think I'm really crazy so they back off and at a safe distance start calling me'f*g' and 'psycho'.

10. I'm tripping so hard at this point that I didn't even think of their words, I'm seeing things, but my 'friends' decide they don't want to stay over night around me so they pack up and leave and I end up asleep at the only person in my group I didn't know.

11. I woke up and drove home at 7 in the morning, still messed up and I get lost. the drive took 3 hours, it should of taken 30 min.

12. None of them want to have anything to do with me again, and the stuff we bought didn't even seem like what we were trying to buy.

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#3 Perd1t1on
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3. Dog pisses on $150 shoes. .Secret_Recipe
why I get my shoes at ross..
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#4 bobbetybob
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I crashed my moms car on my birthday. That's about it really, it was only a minor crash though since I managed to brake to like 4mph before I hit him. It wouldn't have been so bad if the guy I hit wasn't a total ****. Yeah I'm sure you've got whiplash after I tapped the back of your car.
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#5 Secret_Recipe
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1. It's my 20th birthday.

2. I'm following a trail of my 'friends' cars to the rennaisance festival. I don't want to lose myway so, I decide to turn a corner with one of them instead of stopping to get seperated. Turns out the car I cut off was a cop, he stops me. I'm high, he asks me if I'm high and I say I'm just nervous, and he just gives me a ticket. I now have to pay 100$ more than what I got in total for my birthday.

3. I meet up later with my 'friends' at the rennaisance festival.

4. We buy some --- from this guy and all start tripping.

5. At first it's okay, but later we meet up with the guy and he's so messed up and overconfident that he's cracking stupid jokes to impress the 2 girls he's with.

6. He says something stupid and no one laughs, so he tries to look like a badass by stealing my skittles I was carrying around to share with people and throws them on the ground to his friends and gives me the look of "ha, I just gained dominance" to me.

7. I look at him for a second, and because my emotions are so powerful at that point, I just punch him in the stomach and every goes quiet. So now it's awkward because they don't know what I'm going to do next (my 'friends' know I have psychological issues, and I told them I would be fine -this- time).

8. So we end up splitting from their group, we have no fire to get warm and my 'friends' are trying to make me paranoid on purpose so now none of us can turn our backs on each other.

9. Finally that guy comes up to us with his group, and he asks for 'truce' and extends a hand. He looks scared, and I feel like I ruined people's night and blah blah, so I start crying on the guys shoulder. Now they think I'm really crazy so they back off and at a safe distance start calling me'f*g' and 'psycho'.

10. I'm tripping so hard at this point that I didn't even think of their words, I'm seeing things, but my 'friends' decide they don't want to stay over night around me so they pack up and leave and I end up asleep at the only person in my group I didn't know.

11. I woke up and drove home at 7 in the morning, still messed up and I get lost. the drive took 3 hours, it should of taken 30 min.

12. None of them want to have anything to do with me again, and the stuff we bought didn't even seem like what we were trying to buy.

Perd1t1on
Wow man...that really blows hard. If it makes you feel any better, the aformentioned ex-girlfriend posted up a status just ripping on me and it was liked by 23 people...mostly arrogant and self-centered teens but still. One of my best buddies Skype'd me and told me that he just lost respect for me. People refuse to believe my side of the story, despite being charismatic, gentle and very open. My cousin is a model and is quite attractive. I took her to go see a movie and my girlfriend saw me at the mall with her and completley freaked out.
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The day i got accused of stealing an i didnt steal at work..Never stole any thing in my life..What happen was a bag had a whole in it i didnt realise..Money was missing..Was accused of this at work..They made me feel like i did it..Which id never do..Next day how ever..When i brought the bag back to the store, they signed for it..Same store had a whole in the bag..So it turned out the store was stealing..It still shattered my image at work for awhile..Im ok now though..Just took awhile for my bosses to trust me again after that..Thats like i guess..

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father came from germany .
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#8 Secret_Recipe
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father came from germany .gubrushadow
Haha. I'm not too fond of mine and he's comming back pretty soon.
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#9 kris9031998
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[QUOTE="Perd1t1on"]

1. It's my 20th birthday.

2. I'm following a trail of my 'friends' cars to the rennaisance festival. I don't want to lose myway so, I decide to turn a corner with one of them instead of stopping to get seperated. Turns out the car I cut off was a cop, he stops me. I'm h*gh, he asks me if I'm h*gh and I say I'm just nervous, and he just gives me a ticket. I now have to pay 100$ more than what I got in total for my birthday.

3. I meet up later with my 'friends' at the rennaisance festival.

4. We buy some --- from this guy and all start tripping.

5. At first it's okay, but later we meet up with the guy and he's so messed up and overconfident that he's cracking stupid jokes to impress the 2 girls he's with.

6. He says something stupid and no one laughs, so he tries to look like a badass by stealing my skittles I was carrying around to share with people and throws them on the ground to his friends and gives me the look of "ha, I just gained dominance" to me.

7. I look at him for a second, and because my emotions are so powerful at that point, I just punch him in the stomach and every goes quiet. So now it's awkward because they don't know what I'm going to do next (my 'friends' know I have psychological issues, and I told them I would be fine -this- time).

8. So we end up splitting from their group, we have no fire to get warm and my 'friends' are trying to make me paranoid on purpose so now none of us can turn our backs on each other.

9. Finally that guy comes up to us with his group, and he asks for 'truce' and extends a hand. He looks scared, and I feel like I ruined people's night and blah blah, so I start crying on the guys shoulder. Now they think I'm really crazy so they back off and at a safe distance start calling me'f*g' and 'psycho'.

10. I'm tripping so hard at this point that I didn't even think of their words, I'm seeing things, but my 'friends' decide they don't want to stay over night around me so they pack up and leave and I end up asleep at the only person in my group I didn't know.

11. I woke up and drove home at 7 in the morning, still messed up and I get lost. the drive took 3 hours, it should of taken 30 min.

12. None of them want to have anything to do with me again, and the stuff we bought didn't even seem like what we were trying to buy.

Oh my god that day sucked man!
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#10 Perd1t1on
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[QUOTE="Secret_Recipe]Wow man...that really blows hard. If it makes you feel any better, the aformentioned ex-girlfriend posted up a status just ripping on me and it was liked by 23 people...mostly arrogant and self-centered teens but still. One of my best buddies Skype'd me and told me that he just lost respect for me. People refuse to believe my side of the story, despite being charismatic, gentle and very open. My cousin is a model and is quite attractive. I took her to go see a movie and my girlfriend saw me at the mall with her and completley freaked out.

yea, people are stupid. My suggestion is to stop caring and start out pricking them.
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The day i got accused of stealing an i didnt steal at work..Never stole any thing in my life..What happen was a bag had a whole in it i didnt realise..Money was missing..Was accused of this at work..They made me feel like i did it..Which id never do..Next day how ever..When i brought the bag back to the store, they signed for it..Same store had a whole in the bag..So it turned out the store was stealing..It still shattered my image at work for awhile..Im ok now though..Just took awhile for my bosses to trust me again after that..Thats like i guess..

Gladestone1
they've caught me stealing at work a few times, but they don't fire me cuz I'm too valuable lol.
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#12 Secret_Recipe
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I honestly cant believe how dumb and submissive some of my friends are. If they continue like this, then I'm going to become a douche. I'm usually the guy who'll ask a random stranger why he/she is crying, tell girls they lookin good today, laugh at jokes which arent even funny, smile all the time, do favors, etc.
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#13 Perd1t1on
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Oh my god that day sucked man!kris9031998
It could have been worse, I ran away from a car at one point, down the road, because I thought it was a tank chasing me, and the festival turned into a battlefield.
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#14 Perd1t1on
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I honestly cant believe how dumb and submissive some of my friends are. If they continue like this, then I'm going to become a douche. I'm usually the guy who'll ask a random stranger why he/she is crying, tell girls they lookin good today, laugh at jokes which arent even funny, smile all the time, do favors, etc. Secret_Recipe
see, this is why they are messing with you. you don't have to be an a$$hole to make the people around you know not to mess with you. just make eyecontact and have a neutral unchanging expression. people are afraid of who they cannot read.
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[QUOTE="Secret_Recipe"]I honestly cant believe how dumb and submissive some of my friends are. If they continue like this, then I'm going to become a douche. I'm usually the guy who'll ask a random stranger why he/she is crying, tell girls they lookin good today, laugh at jokes which arent even funny, smile all the time, do favors, etc. Perd1t1on
see, this is why they are messing with you. you don't have to be an a$$hole to make the people around you know not to mess with you. just make eyecontact and have a neutral unchanging expression. people are afraid of who they cannot read.

Yeah, I agree. Just be straight and deadpan about it.
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#16 Secret_Recipe
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[QUOTE="Perd1t1on"][QUOTE="Secret_Recipe"]I honestly cant believe how dumb and submissive some of my friends are. If they continue like this, then I'm going to become a douche. I'm usually the guy who'll ask a random stranger why he/she is crying, tell girls they lookin good today, laugh at jokes which arent even funny, smile all the time, do favors, etc. montzag
see, this is why they are messing with you. you don't have to be an a$$hole to make the people around you know not to mess with you. just make eyecontact and have a neutral unchanging expression. people are afraid of who they cannot read.

Yeah, I agree. Just be straight and deadpan about it.

Hmmm....this might work :)
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I crashed my moms car on my birthday. That's about it really, it was only a minor crash though since I managed to brake to like 4mph before I hit him. It wouldn't have been so bad if the guy I hit wasn't a total ****. Yeah I'm sure you've got whiplash after I tapped the back of your car.bobbetybob
Bahaha, something similar happened when I was on a bike :lol:
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#18 Perd1t1on
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[QUOTE="bobbetybob"]I crashed my moms car on my birthday. That's about it really, it was only a minor crash though since I managed to brake to like 4mph before I hit him. It wouldn't have been so bad if the guy I hit wasn't a total ****. Yeah I'm sure you've got whiplash after I tapped the back of your car.MillenialFair99
Bahaha, something similar happened when I was on a bike :lol:

i've had so many bike accidents..one time i thought i could sleep on the handle while i rode home, since it was a long street, and I slammed into the back of a parked car and flew over the hood. This guy was mowing his yard, and he just looks at me and keeps mowing. Why help the retarded, right?
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The day i killed a puppy...

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I once know we all got very sick as our worst day.

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Woke up dad yelled at me all morning

Got an F on a math test

In gym class while talking to this girl I liked, because I was wearing the loose school provided shorts, (as was she) and she kept adjusting her pants while talking to me because they were too tight, and I got an erection right there. Shot straight out and nothing I could do to hide it lol. So embarrassing xD

I was assigned to play guitar for the schools poetry fest, and I sat there up on stage with the people as they read their poems and played some soft melodies. And after the first few which were happy lighter affairs I put my capo on and played Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles. And as soon as I started she started reading her poem " I feel like Im drowning, this world is full of evil.. How could you do this to me, I told no. And I told you again. My no's were like quicksand, The more I said it the more I sunk deeper and deeper into torment, pain, and shame. You raped me..." Etc and went on like that lol. I put my capo on like the 7th fret and when its up that high I cant play any sad songs lol so I just kept playing here comes the sun cause I thought stopping and everything would make things more awkward lol.