Hmm... probably buried under a ton of donuts.
Put me on some spaceship and blast me out to space. I'll go on a one-way trip to Mars, try to make a living, and ultimately kill myself with a poison pill or something when I undoubtedly fail and face starvation, suffocation, or any other number of potential deaths. At least I can do some good before I am "executed".
Or just strap me to a rocket Tommy Lee Jones style a la Space Cowboys
If I’m being serious I would take an injection. If somehow I had a chance to break free them I would go out fighting anyday. For laughs I’d be buried in a pool of lasagna and try to eat my way out for survival lol.
Dropped from a cargo plane drugged up on laughing gas.
Wow, that one really sounds like fun.
Easy, guillotine. I can’t believe it’s still not in use, it’s so quick! Instead we have these elaborate multistep injections, gas, electric fucking chair?! I mean, a punishment SHOULD suck but if I had a choice... guillotine, hands down.
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-Byshop
Why you always walk all over my dreams? :-(
Easy, guillotine. I can’t believe it’s still not in use, it’s so quick! Instead we have these elaborate multistep injections, gas, electric fucking chair?! I mean, a punishment SHOULD suck but if I had a choice... guillotine, hands down.
Seen beheading videos where people are still looking around after their head is lopped off.
I'll take oxygen displacement, thanks.
whichever way makes it the biggest pain in the ass for my executioner to have to clean up.
**** that guy
whichever way makes it the biggest pain in the ass for my executioner to have to clean up.
**** that guy
Melted in a vat of acid and the detonated with a stick of TNT. There you go.
whichever way makes it the biggest pain in the ass for my executioner to have to clean up.
**** that guy
Melted in a vat of acid and the detonated with a stick of TNT. There you go.
maybe infected with some kind of virus first too so that all the particles left are super-contagious.
swallow some plutonium too for good measure?
50 megaton hydrogen bomb. ;)
This is what I was thinking, with the condition that I'd have to be at ground zero. Getting executed by dying from burns and/or radiation exposure would SUCK.
But yeah, if I get to be standing right next to the bomb when it goes off, this is how I'd like to be executed. For starters, it'd be completely painless (for me). It'd be instant death, absolutely no chance for my brain to process pain. And secondly, this would be BADASS. How badass would it be for someone to set off a 50 megaton hydrogen bomb for the sole purpose of killing you? Because you know they're not doing that for every jackass who gets the death penalty.
Like Guld Goa Bowman from Macross Plus. Floating alone and far away in a fighter jet through space, until i hit something of course.
Far away from this shitstorm.
Single bullet through the centre of my head, it's quick painless.
Actually, you'd be surprised. Unless you do it just right (which can be pretty hard), gunshot wounds to the head are FAR from a guarantee of a quick and painless death.
And considering that people botch this all the time when committing suicide (a case in which they've clearly got a vested interest in doing it right the first time), I'm not entirely sure that I'd trust an executioner with that job given the choice. I mean, if he botches it and I end up suffering, that's not really HIS problem.
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