Z-Day Has Begun

You're at home and zombies are running loose in a worldwide pandemic.

What do you do?

Unleash hell!

To Sea!

Go on OT.

In before.....

Go to mums, Kill Phil, Go to Lizz's, Pick up Lizz, Go to the Winchester, sit down have a cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

Now hows that for a slice of Fried Gold!!!

Head to Yonkers. Heard it would be the safest place.XxspritexX

thats not what Max Brooks says:|

Get rid of all the Zombies near me and have a cuppa tea 8)

Try to assimilate into the new world order.

Marry a nice zombie women. Pump out a few little zombie toddlers, and get a nice job tracking down renegade humans :)

Try to assimilate into the new world order.

Marry a nice zombie women. Pump out a few little zombie toddlers, and get a nice job tracking down renegade humans :)

TheMightyHoov

whats the health insurance like

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Try to assimilate into the new world order.

Marry a nice zombie women. Pump out a few little zombie toddlers, and get a nice job tracking down renegade humans :)

spawnassasin

whats the health insurance like

Not bad considering Im the only one in the family who gets sick. My coverage is pretty amazing :D

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[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

Try to assimilate into the new world order.

Marry a nice zombie women. Pump out a few little zombie toddlers, and get a nice job tracking down renegade humans :)

TheMightyHoov

whats the health insurance like

Not bad considering Im the only one in the family who gets sick. My coverage is pretty amazing :D

hmmm interesting but does it cover head trauma

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[QUOTE="spawnassasin"]

whats the health insurance like

spawnassasin

Not bad considering Im the only one in the family who gets sick. My coverage is pretty amazing :D

hmmm interesting but does it cover head trauma

Sadly no. Humans are treated like second rate citizens. Its hard for me and the wife because all the other zombie couples just stare at us and mumble to themselves....... :(

[QUOTE="spawnassasin"]

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

Not bad considering Im the only one in the family who gets sick. My coverage is pretty amazing :D

TheMightyHoov

hmmm interesting but does it cover head trauma

Sadly no. Humans are treated like second rate citizens. Its hard for me and the wife because all the other zombie couples just stare at us and mumble to themselves....... :(

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[QUOTE="spawnassasin"]

hmmm interesting but does it cover head trauma

Zaibach

Sadly no. Humans are treated like second rate citizens. Its hard for me and the wife because all the other zombie couples just stare at us and mumble to themselves....... :(

You just dont understand what we have!

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[QUOTE="spawnassasin"]

hmmm interesting but does it cover head trauma

Zaibach

Sadly no. Humans are treated like second rate citizens. Its hard for me and the wife because all the other zombie couples just stare at us and mumble to themselves....... :(

true love has no boundaries

I'd probably be screwed.

head north but not ridiculously far nort, just far enough where I can be safe from zombies but also enjoy a nice burger without getting bugged by polar bears 8)

[QUOTE="XxspritexX"]Head to Yonkers. Heard it would be the safest place.spawnassasin

thats not what Max Brooks says:|

Have a heart attack and die. I hate zombies :(

Pimp slap a Zombie and tell it to clean its entrails off my side walk...:P

Have a heart attack and die. I hate zombies :(

MrsSolidSnake

Be thankful that I live in Mississippi.

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Have a heart attack and die. I hate zombies :(

harashawn

Nothing, I live in the country, the worst I will get is one or two zombies passing per hour, I'll have a shovel with me should I need to deal with them

I would wake up, because that's obviously a dream.

Wake up?Flame_Blade88

Poke the first one that I see with a stick to see what happens

Kill myself.Lonelynight

You're at home and zombies are running loose in a worldwide pandemic.

What do you do?

savetehhaloz

Get meself a Franchi Spas-12 shotgun and an ample supply of shells, head over to my cabin away from everything and live there.

Provisions are trivial.

I would grab my Zombie Survival Guide and grab all the supplies necessary and make my home a zombie fortress. Then after it escalates, go off into the mountains and search for shelter.

First, I find my pal who owns a huge caliber pistol. He always seems to have unlimited ammo for it. Then, I look for my boss, who likes to wear sunglasses. After that, i'm held hostage by gunpoint as he explains all his evil schemes to me. Then he unleashes a super zombie on me and I have my friend with the huge caliber pistol take it down for me. Then we wander America searching for the sunglass wearing bad dude, fighting zombies and listening to AC/DC along the way.