Zombie apocalypse tactics?

1.I will put treadmills around my house and keep them on so when the zombies step on them they keep on walking since it is a treadmill. 2.I will go minecraft style and surround my house with lava I will restrict myself inside with a crap ton of canned food and video games to occupy my time throughout the zombie apocalypse What are your tactics?

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Where do you plan on getting the lava?

Where do you plan on getting the lava?

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

Hide.

You're going to die eventually. I'm not saying that because of any show or anything, but if society is really somehow completely and irreversibly destroyed by the undead, you WILL eventually get eaten, or die of some disease or injury.

So I'd hide, and I wouldn't bother with some complex survival plan because its going to go to sh*t one way or another at some point.

First Step: Sh!t your breeches.

what is up with all you SW users making threads in OT lately

I would find a remote house on the peak of a mountain where zombies would rarely want to risk traveling to. Then I would make the house and its surrounding like will smith' s house in I Am Legend.

what is up with all you SW users making threads in OT lately

TheFallenDemon

[QUOTE="free_milk"]1.I will put treadmills around my house and keep them on so when the zombies step on them they keep on walking since it is a treadmill.

Zombies Ate my Neighbors? :)

[QUOTE="free_milk"]1.I will put treadmills around my house and keep them on so when the zombies step on them they keep on walking since it is a treadmill.

Zombies Ate my Neighbors? :)

platniumgamer

[QUOTE="platniumgamer"]

[QUOTE="free_milk"]1.I will put treadmills around my house and keep them on so when the zombies step on them they keep on walking since it is a treadmill.

Zombies Ate my Neighbors? :)

free_milk

[QUOTE="free_milk"][QUOTE="platniumgamer"]

[QUOTE="free_milk"]1.I will put treadmills around my house and keep them on so when the zombies step on them they keep on walking since it is a treadmill.

Zombies Ate my Neighbors? :)

lo_Pine

SNES for sure. Might have been on the Genesis too but I don't think so. Either way, AMAZING game.

A simple fence would probably be enough to subdue them.

Snag myself a small storage truck, a metric fvckton of food, and head to my friend's place in a town of about 50 people.

Gather up tons of supplies, grab some people I care about highjack a huge cruise liner and sit out in the water, waiting to run out of supplies, then go back on shore, grab as much as I can and go back.

I will first try gather round a group of other survivors, then we rade a weapons store, take as much as we need, then plan our way to a habour town, where hopefull we find someone who can drive a boat, but before that we need to raid a supermarket for supplies for the long voyage ahead. Then we live on a boat in the sea, and gather suppiles every so offton!

I think supplies will weigh me down so I'd need some things to help with that.

Build muscle to become a female Silverster Stalone so I can carry tons of stuff without it weighting me down.... or... be wise, have water tablets to convert bad water, buy dried foods that can remain preserved for sometime and light enough to carry, along with mastering a weapon that is easily concealed.... because we all know that other survivors aren't going to be so kind, I'd probably have like 3-4 locations where I stored weapons, Female Ninja style. ;)

Climb up a ladder.

Paint my face blue, get naked, carry a broken bottle and scream gibberish about the Antichrist and the Zionist conspiracy. Not even zombies want to engage with a crazy homeless person.D3nnyCrane

*Mel gibson

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Paint my face blue, get naked, carry a broken bottle and scream gibberish about the Antichrist and the Zionist conspiracy. Not even zombies want to engage with a crazy homeless person.pie-junior

*Mel gibson

[QUOTE="pie-junior"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Paint my face blue, get naked, carry a broken bottle and scream gibberish about the Antichrist and the Zionist conspiracy. Not even zombies want to engage with a crazy homeless person.D3nnyCrane

*Mel gibson

I would find a remote house in the mountains and then set up traps just like in the Predator movie. I would have enough supplies so that I can plant and become self sufficient for food.

*Mel gibson

I guess I'd just hide on the second floor of my University mall, the food court is up there and zombies wouldn't be able to go up if we destroyed the stairs and blocked the elevators so I imagine I could last a while. Then again, that's what everyone else would be thinking.

I'd grab a few of my non-undead, non-male friends and fly to some uninhabited island in the pacific. I've never flown a float plane before, however, so we may end up dead anyway.

At least it'd be fun for a minute.

I think supplies will weigh me down so I'd need some things to help with that.

Build muscle to become a female Silverster Stalone so I can carry tons of stuff without it weighting me down.... or... be wise, have water tablets to convert bad water, buy dried foods that can remain preserved for sometime and light enough to carry, along with mastering a weapon that is easily concealed.... because we all know that other survivors aren't going to be so kind, I'd probably have like 3-4 locations where I stored weapons, Female Ninja style. ;)

JodyR

How scrawny are you? :?

Use my shinigami/quincy/vizard/fullbringer powers on them.

1. water pills

2. fishing pole

3. 2 knives or 1 knive and machete

4. ak47 and as much ammo as you can carry 20 pounds min

5. led flash light

6. gps/radio and batteries

7. cocoon sleeping bag

8. camouflage

10. first aid kit

11. fire steel

12. full change of clothes

13 multi tool

14. Erats

15. camelbak

All done should be under 50lbs if your in good shape then make a 70lbs pack as long as you can jog a 8 min mile with the pack your golden. You can change of the ak47 for 9mm as it is easy to find and you can carry more at the same weight. I would get a 9mm carbine and a side arm combo.

Join the zombie plague as one of their own

Quickly rise through their ranks and become leader of their undead horde

Wipe out the rest of mankind and become leader of earth until underverse come

....for it is the necromonger way.

1. Car dealership for a vehicle with tons of cargo space.

2. Gun store/Costco for obvious reasons.

3. High rise apartment/office building located close to restocking otions.

4. Secure entry.

5. Secure the first couple of floors for multiple layers of security.

Never get cornered. Never sleep unless absolutely secure. Never engange in close combat. Always run instead of fighting when able. Could theoretically live to die of old age fairly easily if you weren't an idiot and didn't get killed by other survivors.

Well, I live by an arsenal.

Sooo, sneak in, grab some heavy duty armor, guns, grenades, more guns, and a tank and be on my way.

go to the marina and "borrow" someone's yacht.

Yeah, get away from any and all urban areas, avoid all obvious grocery stores and any place that sells guns, and master the use of a trench spike.