I just finished reading one of the most life changing books of all time. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks changed my life. He showed me what to look for in the news like homicide where people have been shot in the head, or riots that seem to have no purpose or reason for them to be rioting about. Has anyone else nocticed these event? I believe that the zombies are coming and we need to prepair ourselves for a class 2 outbreak. Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?
good thing i live a block away from a grocery store. remember to eat only canned foods! the disease could've been contracted through bad meat or some chemical on the fruits/veggies!
[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]Hmm...just grab a shotgun or chainsaw and kill them. Pretty simple. foxhound_fox
If you read the ZSG you would know those are horrible choices in weapons... :P
Umm, no they aren't. One of the key factors to surviving a zombie outbreak is looking badass. And firing a shotgun while wearing a cowboy hat does that pretty effectively.Â
Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?tehdiabetic
Yes, grab you, quiglythegreat, candy and some others. We then proceed to lay around and figure out what to do and where to go for the next week or so while zombies swarm outside. We will not, however figure out where to go since New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the union, meaning that we are ****ing screwed.Â
If zombies would invade, I would just run over to the medival museum and get a nice armor and a war hammer.
Eat metal stupid zombies!
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foxhound_fox :If you read the ZSG you would know those are horrible choices in weapons...
Oh, yeah?
What could the zombies do to me then hit me with sharp sticks?
Or perhaps throw popcorn at me.Â
It apears to me you nonothing of museums or zombies. For starter museums don't have real weapons they have replicas, which will break quite easily. 2. zombies dont feel pain and when you get surounded and unable to swing your plastic wathammer, you will become nothing more more than canned food.
I just finished reading one of the most life changing books of all time. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks changed my life. He showed me what to look for in the news like homicide where people have been shot in the head, or riots that seem to have no purpose or reason for them to be rioting about. Has anyone else nocticed these event? I believe that the zombies are coming and we need to prepair ourselves for a class 2 outbreak. Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?tehdiabetic
i've read The Ghost Survival Guide. it really opened my eyes to things. now whenever i feel a chill in the room, i will think that there is a ghost present.
[QUOTE="tehdiabetic"] Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?EboyLOL
Yes, grab you, quiglythegreat, candy and some others. We then proceed to lay around and figure out what to do and where to go for the next week or so while zombies swarm outside. We will not, however figure out where to go since New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the union, meaning that we are ****ing screwed.Â
 I always look for the simplest answers. In this case. Disgruntled people evoke hostilities. It doesn't make good a book nor an elaborate dramatization of reallity. It's not something I can fill hundreds of pages with and put $9.95 or whatever on, but it's simple and accurate.
 Anger manangment issues I guess. Sometimes I feel like Snapping a guys neck, stabbing him to death or empty a magazine of 9 into him, but I don't because I am self-disciplined. I control my anger I don't let it control me. Plus I don't want to go jail. Sometimes I feel destructive. Sometimes I feel like chucking a chair or whatever through a window, but self-control keeps that from happening.
I just finished reading one of the most life changing books of all time. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks changed my life. He showed me what to look for in the news like homicide where people have been shot in the head, or riots that seem to have no purpose or reason for them to be rioting about. Has anyone else nocticed these event? I believe that the zombies are coming and we need to prepair ourselves for a class 2 outbreak. Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?tehdiabetic
[QUOTE="tehdiabetic"]I just finished reading one of the most life changing books of all time. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks changed my life. He showed me what to look for in the news like homicide where people have been shot in the head, or riots that seem to have no purpose or reason for them to be rioting about. Has anyone else nocticed these event? I believe that the zombies are coming and we need to prepair ourselves for a class 2 outbreak. Does anyone have a plan for escapiong these zombie areas?[/QUOTE
It mentions where I live in that book! San Pedro FTW!Â
That book says you should use a bike instead of car, when there are ravenous, blood thirsty godless monsters willing to tear you off it and rip you to shreds. It advocates melee combat over firearms. Nor does it ever introduce the fact that zombies have a chance at being able to run. If zombies could run, that whole book is useless. It is however good against slow zombies. Chances are zombies would be able to at least sprint for a short time after death until their bodies became too stiff, asuming that that will happen, if the virus or plague reanimating them does not keep their bodies in better condition.
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