Apparantly Minecraft makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy.

So I happened upon -THIS-, and frankly I am disgusted and in complete shock on what these relgious nutjobs have written about the game. The thread is still going on right now if you want to hop in and try and get these idiots to understand that minecraft isn't the work of satan. This also leads me to think: If they can make Minecraft seem this bad, then they can make all kinds of things this bad. I hope these brainwashed people never come into any sort of power other than being parents (which would still be bad). What are your thoughts in this?

That whole website is just full of trolls. Dont take it seriously because the OP is just laughing at you if you do!

The appropriate measure when you see these bat insane things: Point and laugh. Don't even bother to be disgusted just point and laugh.

Thanks for that link. That site is a scream. They are kidding, numbnuts. Read the whole page. One guy (who seems to like kids a little too much)claims to be "Pastor, Physician, Scholar and Financial Genius" and adds, "Ask me about my unlimited-income opportunities! Invest with the Best!"

Wow.. And Americans are worried and scared about people OUTSIDE their own boarders....

Wow.. And Americans are worried and scared about people OUTSIDE their own boarders....

kaealy

"Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!"

Whaaaa

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Not to mention all the other wingnut stuff in there.

Christians are just ridiculous sometimes... Just hearing to the sh_t they spew out gives me a headache and it saddens me that not only do such people exist, but they exist in great numbers, and the constitution of my nation guarantees their right to say it.

Buttons1990

I can't seem to understand wheather it's a joke site or just a place for a bunch of crazy idiots :S

[QUOTE="kaealy"]

Wow.. And Americans are worried and scared about people OUTSIDE their own boarders....

Renevent42

though it is rather funny that they call minecraft socialist when I also called it communist ( jokingly ).

I read a few topics and it really is hard to tell if its a bunch of trolls or crazy religious people. Either their blind dedication somewhat infuriates me so i guess they are doing their job.

Edit: again, google saves my life : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Some people are so stupid

PS: TC whats that gif from?

TC you should get that on failblog..thatd tell him to gtfo pretty quickly.

Those old morons that spew such crap on that site gives the human race a bad name. Minecraft is one of the most casual and friendly games out there.

Man, i'm gonna laugh wen they get ahold of Manhunt, or God of War.

Christians are just ridiculous sometimes... Just hearing to the sh_t they spew out gives me a headache and it saddens me that not only do such people exist, but they exist in great numbers, and the constitution of my nation guarantees their right to say it.Buttons1990

There are nutcracks in any human group. For example, there are a good number of people out there that think science is a religion (Church of Scientology, google, i lmfao at that), or a good deal of people that think aliens are our saviours. I could go on, and on. But does that represent the mass of people that dedicate their lives to science or researching the existence of ET? Nah.

Saying such bull like you just said right there is not only insulting, but a damn moronic generalization. Control yourself next time and stop trying to act as if you even comprehend what you're trying to talk about, boy.

Don't feed the trolls TC.

Those old morons that spew such crap on that site gives the human race a bad name. Minecraft is one of the most casual and friendly games out there.

Man, i'm gonna laugh wen they get ahold of Manhunt, or God of War.

[QUOTE="Buttons1990"]Christians are just ridiculous sometimes... Just hearing to the sh_t they spew out gives me a headache and it saddens me that not only do such people exist, but they exist in great numbers, and the constitution of my nation guarantees their right to say it.Lucianu

There are nutcracks in any human group. For example, there are a good number of people out there that think science is a religion (Church of Scientology, google, i lmfao at that), or a good deal of people that think aliens are our saviours. I could go on, and on. But does that represent the mass of people that dedicate their lives to science or researching the existence of ET? Nah.

Saying such bull like you just said right there is not only insulting, but a damn moronic generalization. Control yourself next time and stop trying to act as if you even comprehend what you're trying to talk about, boy.

It's a joke site...

Renevent42

Damn, i just saw that wiki link right now. I should have checked.

My response still stands for my dear Buttons though.

This is no surprise Minecraft is mentioned in the bible several times, once in Revelations as one of the heads of the beast :P that foretells the coming of Armageddon and then in Ezekiel 25:17 it says :-

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to play Minecraft and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.bible

As others have said that site most likely a joke site. Even if it wasn't a joke site you just need to see some of the "opinions" those people have to know that no sane intelligent human being would pay them any attention anyway.

Those old morons that spew such crap on that site gives the human race a bad name. Minecraft is one of the most casual and friendly games out there.

Man, i'm gonna laugh wen they get ahold of Manhunt, or God of War.

[QUOTE="Buttons1990"]Christians are just ridiculous sometimes... Just hearing to the sh_t they spew out gives me a headache and it saddens me that not only do such people exist, but they exist in great numbers, and the constitution of my nation guarantees their right to say it.Lucianu

There are nutcracks in any human group. For example, there are a good number of people out there that think science is a religion (Church of Scientology, google, i lmfao at that), or a good deal of people that think aliens are our saviours. I could go on, and on. But does that represent the mass of people that dedicate their lives to science or researching the existence of ET? Nah.

Saying such bull like you just said right there is not only insulting, but a damn moronic generalization. Control yourself next time and stop trying to act as if you even comprehend what you're trying to talk about, boy.

Sure there are crazy people in every group... But not nearly as many as there are crackpot evangelical Christians... There are literally tens of millions... And what the hell are you even on about? "moronic generalization" and I can't even comprehend what I am talking about?

Where and when did I generalize? And seeing as how nothing I said was fact, but my own opinion of Christians, how can I not comprehend my own opinion?

And yes, sure there are Christians perfectly content with other people and their beliefs, but the ONLY time I hear any Christian talking about Christianity is when it is evangelical BS about how I will burn in hell forever if I don't accept Jesus as my lord and savior... THE ONLY THING I EVER HERE FROM THEM. I have never heard a Christian tell me "your way of life and your beliefs are fine, I have no problem with them"... I have however heard in many different forms and under many different circumstances that I live the life of a heathen and I will burn in hell because of it... How can I form any opinion other than a negative opinion when the only conversations with Christians I ever have both begin and end with them telling me how I will burn forever for my sins...?

If they feel that way about me... Then I really don't give two sh_ts about Christianity or its beliefs.

Sure there are crazy people in every group... But not nearly as many as there are crackpot evangelical Christians... There are literally tens of millions... And what the hell are you even on about? "moronic generalization" and I can't even comprehend what I am talking about?

Where and when did I generalize? And seeing as how nothing I said was fact, but my own opinion of Christians, how can I not comprehend my own opinion?

And yes, sure there are Christians perfectly content with other people and their beliefs, but the ONLY time I hear any Christian talking about Christianity is when it is evangelical BS about how I will burn in hell forever if I don't accept Jesus as my lord and savior... THE ONLY THING I EVER HERE FROM THEM. I have never heard a Christian tell me "your way of life and your beliefs are fine, I have no problem with them"... I have however heard in many different forms and under many different circumstances that I live the life of a heathen and I will burn in hell because of it... How can I form any opinion other than a negative opinion when the only conversations with Christians I ever have both begin and end with them telling me how I will burn forever for my sins...?

If they feel that way about me... Then I really don't give two sh_ts about Christianity or its beliefs.

Buttons1990

Hey, i don't give a **** about no one my self, it's cool.

But if see a lousy prejudgement 'bout something, then i'm gonna strike at it. It's just my nature.. Though, honestly, wen i don't feel like it, i'm gonna ignore it like i usually do.

And what you experienced with christians, my guess is because the attention that nutcracks get is far far more bigger then what normal christians get (which is almost 0, like any other person). And by this, obviously people are going to hugely missintepret trough their perspective on things.

Pretty sure that is a joke site.Renevent42

Wow the patrons of that website are either batcrapCRAZY or the BEST trolls to ever grace the internet... Perhaps we will never know.

Edit: apparently we do know lol joke site. Awesome

wow... that is... crazy

i love the the part where he talks about u.s economy

"Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!"

1: it's American go to walmart?

2: it unAmerican to grow your own food?

3: it American to go eat at mcdonals cheeseburger that is 50% beef

4: it's unAmerican to not barrow money from banks?

5: it's unAmerican to be creative?

i think we need vote obama out of the white house and put this guy in there. what do you think?

I can't seem to understand wheather it's a joke site or just a place for a bunch of crazy idiots :S

coreybg

It would be more interesting if the site wasn't fake

Glad I am not religous, some of the comments on that forum are scary...

This whole site a joke? Or are some of the people serious?

"Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God." :o

"According to modern science and biology (not fairy tales), masturbation is completely natural." ;)

and his response to the girl who said its natural to touch yourself:

"Scientists are liars, science is nothing but Satan's way of turning people against the true teachings of the LORD. Masturbation is not only disgusting, but it is also against God's will. I find it very strange that your parents haven't beaten the fear of God into you. You should pray to the LORD and turn away from this filthy habit if you don't want to burn in the eternal fires of hell. May God help you.

This whole site a joke? Or are some of the people serious?

"Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God." :lol:

kozzy1234

[QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

This whole site a joke? Or are some of the people serious?

"Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God." :lol:

Elann2008

At first I thought 100% sure this was fake and made up, but after reading some of the other threads I donno now.. lol.
The one person who said its natural to masterubate got banned! haha, crazy people on that site!

"According to modern science and biology (not fairy tales), masturbation is completely natural."

and his response to the girl who said its natural to touch yourself:

- "Scientists are liars, science is nothing but Satan's way of turning people against the true teachings of the LORD. Masturbation is not only disgusting, but it is also against God's will. I find it very strange that your parents haven't beaten the fear of God into you. You should pray to the LORD and turn away from this filthy habit if you don't want to burn in the eternal fires of hell. May God help you.

- "I asked that very question a few weeks ago, when I discovered my son treating his body like a cheap carnival ride. I lit up his back side so hard I broke my hand!Brother James Hutchins offered this solution and it worked like a charm. Cook a big polish or kielbasa sausage in oil, when it is extremely hot remove it from the grease and have your son grab it tightly in his hands, remind him that God hates people who masterbate"

:roll:

[QUOTE="Elann2008"][QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

This whole site a joke? Or are some of the people serious?

"Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God." :lol:

kozzy1234

At first I thought 100% sure this was fake and made up, but after reading some of the other threads I donno now.. lol

[QUOTE="coreybg"]

I can't seem to understand wheather it's a joke site or just a place for a bunch of crazy idiots :S

Elann2008

This whole site a joke? Or are some of the people serious?

"Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God." :o

kozzy1234

People still fall for the stuff on Landover?CellAnimation

First time I have seen the site :P

Im not sure if Anyone else has noticed but on that Picture of the Golden cross, look at the Guy's tabs on the screenshot, I LOL'd.

People still fall for the stuff on Landover?CellAnimation

My thoughts exactly. Their satire is so obvious that it's almost impossible to miss.

People still fall for the stuff on Landover?CellAnimation

So I happened upon -THIS-, and frankly I am disgusted and in complete shock on what these relgious nutjobs have written about the game. The thread is still going on right now if you want to hop in and try and get these idiots to understand that minecraft isn't the work of satan. This also leads me to think: If they can make Minecraft seem this bad, then they can make all kinds of things this bad. I hope these brainwashed people never come into any sort of power other than being parents (which would still be bad). What are your thoughts in this?

Fizz111

[QUOTE="Fizz111"]

So I happened upon -THIS-, and frankly I am disgusted and in complete shock on what these relgious nutjobs have written about the game. The thread is still going on right now if you want to hop in and try and get these idiots to understand that minecraft isn't the work of satan. This also leads me to think: If they can make Minecraft seem this bad, then they can make all kinds of things this bad. I hope these brainwashed people never come into any sort of power other than being parents (which would still be bad). What are your thoughts in this?

WiiRocks66