GameCrush 2.0 - Sad/Weird/Disturbing/Funny!

This has to be one of the saddest things I have seen in a while.

Not sad as in Boo-who-no-AlanWake-for-PC-Sad, more like sad as in LAME DUDES!!

Though the prospect of a girl saying "ohhh BL...he's sooo like level 50 right nowww. I totally want to reload his gun" could be interesting!

No wait its just sad! Not even the 3seconds of hilarity that quote could provide could make it work!

What do people think of this?! I hate how our uhh delightful friends at IGN add that bs quote that there aren't any weirdos yet! I mean its the Internet people! I am one of those weirdos!

Wait till Bobby K gets his claws into this! Don't be surprised if the next COD Game requires online registration with small print reading: "If you sign this the females in your family will be conscripted and must attend compulsory online dating cIasses, which they will have to pay for themselves, as part of our GamersCrushed Program! I Bobby K do not actually need this myself. I have lots of money. I like money. Its warm and green. I made a blanket out of dollar bills last night. Please click next pretending you've read this. I like money".

"some beta users spent up to $10K buying time" woooooooooooow. i dont think they realize that dating girls are free.

"some beta users spent up to $10K buying time" woooooooooooow. i dont think they realize that dating girls are free.

iliatay

This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen...

i dont think they realize that dating girls are freeiliatay

$36 an hour. These guys will make a killing from desperate gamers worldwide. Flirty or Dirty makes me laugh though. Do you think they offer discounts for poor performing dates? "Uhh exuse me *snort* my date let me get smoked off the coaster in L4D2. I demand a more competent play date for my next session *gurgle*"nutcrackr

Pay a woman money to play with her for a short amount of time - sounds like prostitution. Except you don't get teh sex. Gamecrush 2.0 = glorified online pimping serviceflipin_jackass

Wow now hold on mister! I can hardly believe that you'll pay for the girl and never see her again! I think these matches will lead to lifelong friendships forged through coexisting playing styles! Imagine the light this could bring to the world! Boy and girl united through the virtual realm! Think of the possibilities of the modding community! Host a virtual wedding in Left 4 Dead 2: The Passing!

The set up is now but you have to defending the wedding against invaders! If you win the match you get the girl jimmy! She's free from the pimping service and yours to take home!

The only catch being that Gamecrush must now monitor the co-op in the household! It would seem that the game continues outside of the game!! We have to be careful....IGN have already taken the bait! Who knows.....Gamespot could be next.

I've coded this msg so they can't find us! I repeat, do not accept any online dating tips! Even if they tell you how to play Lord of the Realms 3! Its all up to you flipin_jackass! They're coming for us! Bobby is behind this! We have to prove it though.

They're coming through the glass!!

The Gamerscrushed people have found us!

Step back you fiend! Take that and that! You'll never make me sign for an online dating service unless its RSVP.com and she offers to pay for dinner!

Back you devil! *Pokes burning ember at Bobby's men!*

This is BL signing off! Resist while you can men! Even you Nutcrackr! Rage before they can find you!!

*End transmission*

this is sad... but after seeing people buying virtual items for real cash, i'm not surprised that some people pay money to play with some girl that is only pretending to be your friend.

nocturial

Lolwut? These things aren't even related in the least.