GOOD LORD - just triedThe Witcher (played through the prologue) and it is ATROCIOUS relative to what I'd hoped for.
Terribly wooden voice performances, with bad timing/inflection (almost like the voice actors don't speak English as their first language, or the editing butchered it), and super generic voices.
The 'collector's cards' for sexual conquests are depressingly juvenile.
The combat is fundamentally clicketty clicketty.
The plot, so far, is just dime-a-dozen bad-TV-show boringness ("There's nothing more pathetic than a crying sorceress!"...voice acted like a high-school drama student reading a children's book aloud...egads...)
Wow - and I was really in the mood to enjoy it - and love the genre.
I'm so shocked that obviously SO MUCH time and effort is going into RPGs now, but yet the plot/story/acting are still throwbacks to RPGs of the 90's, which ruins it all. Witcher has beautiful graphics, and I'm sure a well fleshed out world, but I'll never see it because I CAN'T STAND plodding through the grating story and acting. Silly stuff - like it's thought up by 20-30y.o. male computer programmers who don't have any real Life experience.
What a let down...
Are my sights just set too high, or might I instead enjoy DragonAge...? Does it have that same shake-n-bake vibe with themes geared toward 14y.o. boys?
I haven't bought it yet, and don't want to waste the money if it'll just be a bunch of eye candy with recycled story/characters/acting for teenagers.
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