I remember once in Project Reality (Battlefield 2 mod) when I was driving a forklift truck and my team was totally slaughtering the enemy...
The enemy started on a carrier and had to land on shore with choppers. My team had the whole shore covered so every time the enemy landed they died. I was kind of bored so I decided to enter a forklift truck and drive around a little. After a couple of minutes of driving around the streets and pretending I was running from the cops, I noticed a chopper flying over me. He flew really low, like 5 meters above the ground. He flew towards a sandy open hill 100 meters up ahead and landed next to it. A couple of marines jumped of, 4 of them to be exact. After dropping the guys of, the chopper flew of and out of my sight in between some buildings. I knew those guys on the ground would get swarmed by my team so I decided to give them something to play with before they would get killed.
I accelerated and drove full speed towards the hill. At the same time I started hitting the horn like crazy.
"BEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..."
If there was a way I also would've yelled at the enemy trough my mic: "Yo USA! WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" But too bad I could only speak directly to my own squad and saying the above to my own teammates would've been highly inappropriate, since they were Arabs... Atleast they looked like Arabs but they sounded German and British.
Anyway, so I drive up the hill, while hitting the horn randomly "BEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...". Obviously I got the enemies' attention. It seemed some of them were surprised, they just stood there and just looked at me. Only one of them was taking shots at me. However, he didn't hit me at all, all the shots bounced of the forklift platform. So I keep driving full speed while hitting the horn "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP..." and yelling to myself "USA WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!". I keep getting closer and the distance between them and me was getting smaller rapidly. That one enemy was still firing at me and those other 3 were still just looking at me. Maybe they were waiting for their teammate to kill me or maybe they were just looking in amazement at what I was doing or maybe there were just braindead. I'm guessing it was the latter one but what I do know for sure is that they were just standing there doing nothing. And I was still doing my own thing. Driving a forklift like a maniac towards an enemy position ontop of a hill while hitting the horn randomly and screaming:
"YO USA! WAAAAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Finally when the distance in between me and them was less then 15 meters, something happend... The 3 guys that were just standing there, just looking at me, suddenly they turned around and started running. Yeah, and that one guy was still taking shots at me. So I did what every sane person with a drivers licence would do. I had 2 choices:
A. Hit the pedal to the metal, evade the gunman and call 911 (optional: and/or your team).
B. Hit the pedal to the metal, sound the horn rapidly, scream "USA WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAA!" and don't change direction.
B was always the right answer during my drivers licence exam. So I chose for B. I kept driving at full speed towards the marine and BAM! Roadkill! At that point I couldn't actually believe that I was still alive. But there was no time to celebrate. I had a job to do! No idea what it was but I knew I had one. So I saw the 3 other guys running for their lives down the hill. I just wanted to scare them, I didn't want to kill them yet. So I drove down the hill while doing my thing and I kept a safe distance. The marines were running like crazy but one of them thought he could outsmart me. He stopped, turned around and took some potshots at me. I quickly evaluated the situation and applied the knowledge I had learned during my drivers licence exam: I chose for B. I went full speed towards him. He quickly took a right turn and started running, but it was already to late. I was already ontop of him, literally. BAM! Roadkill!
The other 2 were smarter. They just kept on running and didn't look back. They took a right turn and started running towards a hole in a fence. I knew that if they would've reached the hole I wouldn't be able to get them. I had to do something! And I had to do it quick! Really quick! I had to do something... But what? What would any sane person with a drivers licence do? Hmm... Yes! That's it!
Full speed!
"BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP"
"WAAAZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
BA-BAM! At that point I heard the Commander say: DOUBLE KILL! Or maybe that was just in my head...
Anyway, who would've guessed that a maniac in a forklift truck could drive up an enemy fortified hill, while smashing the horn randomly and screaming "USA WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAA!" and would actually succeed in killing the enemy?
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