Year One -- You spend months researching, saving, and finally building a state of the art, balls to the wall gaming PC. For the next 365 days, all third party releases will be played with max settings and the highest resolution your fancy new monitor can handle. Any game released more than half a year before you build your PC will now run at 90 FPS + and almost run too fast for your eyes to handle, but you'll never admit it -- this is way too awesome. You spend hours on forums and modding websites turning Skyrim from a mediocre fantasy world into a sprawling landscape that rivals reality. Year one is pure bliss.
Year Two -- This is the tweaking year. Frequent dusting, a loaded up hard drive, general wear and tear, and a few less than secure downloads for Far Cry 3 mods have caused your PC to lose a step or two. Some of the bigger releases no longer run at absolute max settings, meaning the first install of a new game will result in more tweaking of graphical settings than actual game playing. A few of the long winded games may end up being purchased for consoles, as the couch and 60" LED are looking awfully comfy compared to your rigid desk chair. But still, your PC impresses.
Year Three -- Newer games are running in high settings, while you compromise on whether or not you'd rather have 1080P resolution or full anti-aliasing. More and more games that aren't essential to a mouse and keyboard find their way onto your shelf via home console. Your PC's being used more for internet surfing and work.
Year Four -- Your once state of the art PC is now a shell of its former self. Only the kinds of games you refuse to play on console like Bethesda releases find their way onto your PC shelf. You're now almost exclusively a console gamer because thinking about getting a new release to run without being able to run anything but medium settings is a travesty and is not the reason you got into PC gaming. Now, you much prefer buying a new game and having a machine where it simply works right out of the box. This is the darkest year.
Year Five -- You start to reminisce about the glory days of a brand new PC; tweaking graphical settings, modding the living crap out of your games. This is probably the year a Bethesda game like Elder Scrolls or Fallout releases, and when you realize your PC is going to relegate this new game to that of a ps2 release, you begin to save, research, and eventually talk yourself into upgrading or even building a brand new gaming computer. This year is a later, rinse, repeat of year one. And everything is glorious.
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