Truths about PC Gaming

I've been seeing a lot of Console fans coming into this forum lately and bashing the PC gamer. So I decided to complete a list of truths about PC Gaming in general so that they can eat their words.

1. Upgrading your PC every month is mandatory. If you don't, nVidia will hire a hitman and kill your parents.

2. Having friends is against the rules. You belong in a basement with only enough human contact to use the washroom and eat.

3. Getting addicted to an MMO is essential in the sustainability of your life. If you log out, you will DIE!!!

4. Owning a console is forbidden. Every wonder why the dinosaurs died out? It was because you touched your Wii at night.

And for the most important truth about PC Gaming.

5. Pirating games gives you herpes. No worries on spreading it though due to not being allowed to have friends or much human contact.

I hope this helps you consolites out in learning truely what PC Gaming is all about.

I've been seeing a lot of Console fans coming into this forum lately and bashing the PC gamer. So I decided to complete a list of truths about PC Gaming in general so that they can eat their words.

1. Upgrading your PC every month is mandatory. If you don't, nVidia will hire a hitman and kill your parents.

2. Having friends is against the rules. You belong in a basement with only enough human contact to use the washroom and eat.

3. Getting addicted to an MMO is essential in the sustainability of your life. If you log out, you will DIE!!!

4. Owning a console is forbidden. Every wonder why the dinosaurs died out? It was because you touched your Wii at night.

And for the most important truth about PC Gaming.

5. Pirating games gives you herpes. No worries on spreading it though due to not being allowed to have friends or much human contact.

I hope this helps you consolites out in learning truely what PC Gaming is all about.

Cdscottie

Cdscottie you deserve a gold star! I love the list =P Ya hit the nail on the head so to speak.DeserayJay

:lol: agreed i laughed all the way through

4. Owning a console is forbidden. Every wonder why the dinosaurs died out? It was because you touched your Wii at night.

Cdscottie

This actually made Herrick LoLe in real life.

Cdscottie you deserve a gold star! I love the list =P Ya hit the nail on the head so to speak.DeserayJay

I'm just trying to get the word out. Remember, Knowledge is power!

Not to sound like a jerk but none are true really =[ I'm never been killed, My pc is in my room, I havent upgraded in 3 years, I dont like MMOs, I own an XBOX360 as a next gen console, I play once a week maybe and I'm out most of the times with friends =[ I guess im not a true PC gamer =[Kamekazi_69

i dont think you quite understood what the tc is saying

Not to sound like a jerk but none are true really =[ I'm never been killed, My pc is in my room, I havent upgraded in 3 years, I dont like MMOs, I own an XBOX360 as a next gen console, I play once a week maybe and I'm out most of the times with friends =[ I guess im not a true PC gamer =[Kamekazi_69

You clearly aren't.

i prefer pc gamming, a lot more games, cheaper games,

dedicated servers... more powerful graphics and better framerates.

less children flooding the coms channels online.

and mouse and keyboard, although im amazing with a controller, im better with mouse and keyboard.

now console gaming does have its advantages..

1. the game is garrunteed to work on system...

2. no need to upgrade (for those that dont want a monster gaming rig)

3. less cheating (but more cheating on consoles is happening everyday, will get bad eventually)

4. system is usually cheaper than pc.... (but games are way more expensive and not near as many)

there are like 16,000 games on pc, there are like 1-4 thousand for any console... sometimes less....

so i choose pc gamming

and finally the line between console and pc is blurring,

n64 had a memory expansion you had to have to play perfect dark single player campaign.

360 changable hdd... ps3 you could put laptop hdd in there(not void warranty) can surf web, and install a different OS on it..

i bet the next batch of consoles will later on have a GPU upgrade......

[QUOTE="Kamekazi_69"]Not to sound like a jerk but none are true really =[ I'm never been killed, My pc is in my room, I havent upgraded in 3 years, I dont like MMOs, I own an XBOX360 as a next gen console, I play once a week maybe and I'm out most of the times with friends =[ I guess im not a true PC gamer =[GodLovesDead

You clearly aren't.

Not to sound like a jerk but none are true really =[ I'm never been killed, My pc is in my room, I havent upgraded in 3 years, I dont like MMOs, I own an XBOX360 as a next gen console, I play once a week maybe and I'm out most of the times with friends =[ I guess im not a true PC gamer =[Kamekazi_69

Either you haven't mastered the art of sarcasm or you can't seem to see a joke....

now console gaming does have its advantages..

1. the game is garrunteed to work on system...

Lach0121

^Um not all the time, unfinished,bugs,glitches, random problems.

[QUOTE="Lach0121"]

now console gaming does have its advantages..

1. the game is garrunteed to work on system...

04dcarraher

^Um not all the time, unfinished,bugs,glitches, random problems.