What I learned from playing video games!

We all have learned many things that have helped us in life from video games. Post what you knowledge you have gained.

1. Hovering is fun!

2. Often, to be considered as "bad" you must first demand their money and then kill them.

Half-Life 2 taught me that revolvers can be used as scopeless rifles.

1. A Crowbar is an invaluable tool

2. Chainsaw, as a weapon, is against the geneva convention

3. M95 sniper rifle is fun to play with

4. Don't mess with the Hiigarins, they've got Ion Frigates!

5. The cake is not a lie

6. Spies like to smoke... a lot.

7. Everyone in Africa is out to kill you and they have a lot of checkpoints.

8. There's a portable nuclear grenade launcher out in the ocean somewhere, along with a giant alien ship that has fatal design flaw.

9. Whoever designed the AWP needs to be shot

10. In the future, weapons will be less effective.

1: Americans are always the good guys

2: A shotgun to the face solves everything

3: Koreans are always bad

4: Everybody has a gun

5: There are no civilians in

6: You can carry a alot of guns

7: The future will suck.

We all have learned many things that have helped us in life from video games. Post what you knowledge you have gained.

1. Hovering is fun!

2. Often, to be considered as "bad" you must first demand their money and then kill them.

shaneras

Carrying a knife makes you run faster. darkmario123

How to save earth from space invaders.

You run faster once you've died.

The average human can take massive amounts of damage, only to be completely healed by hiding behind a window for a few moments

The cake is a lie

Carjacking is an economical alternative to taking the bus

Goo can do amazing things if left alone

Children don't existToriko42

PLay too much and your socail life will suffer.

Never play WoW. Luckily I dont like it anyways, although GW did kinda consume me, and contributed to my losing a GF (but then again she was kinda needy). :)

-Killing someone in the Capital Wasteland is harder than it looks.

-Never underestimate the power of the swing in the park, so never park your car next to a swing.

-Never trust anyone when they say "they'll buy you a beer sometime" because they never had and never did ....... so far.

-It's so easy for a gangster from Grove Street to break into a military facility and steal one of their projects.

- Stay away from wild boars. They can kill you faster than an orc.

- One man can beat 1000 man army.

- Killing prostitutes after "interaction" gives money back.

- Eating food heals bullet wounds.

- After dying you will respawn.

- Walk on a gun to pick it up.

1. The inside of us is just some sort of solid red matter that is easily broken at the knee, elbow, or neck.

2. Nothings ever really dark at night, only corners and far away, uninteresting areas. Everything else is either pale blue for some reason or illuminated by your 'I just happen to have one' flashlight or high powered night vision goggles.

3. Stay out of space in general. Period.

4. 1 L3rn3d h0w t0 sp311!!!1!

5. Basic motor skills such as walking, jumping and climbing are first learned at ages 20 and up.

6. That blood soaked door that you just saw that screaming guy get pulled under is normally the right way to go.

7. If your a guy then your buff and have skills ranging from hand to hand combat, to aircraft piloting. If your a chick then you have big boobs and say very little. You may also do stuff that shows your cleavage.

8. Your life IS being compared to others, for what reason is unknown but all I know is: I want to win.

- When you stealth assassinate a guard, where 6 more are facing towards him, no one will know it was the guy in the hooded white robe with swords on his hilt and his back who did it

- An army will chase one guy who killed a few people, most preferably cops, carjacked a few times and shoots guns for no reason.

- If your a redneck playing GTA, you'll learn a lot of new laws.

- If everythings coming your way, your on the wrong side of the road pissing off alot of drivers.

In Africa people can spot you at midnight a mile away when youre behind a tree.

Bad guys always have Ak-47.

- Taking anything not nailed down is mandatory. Corpse robbing is especially encouraged.

- You'll be o.k. in the most daring situations since everyone attacking you is usually much weaker and extremely stupid. And if you die it doesn't really matter anyway.

- You can run for many miles and fight constant battles while carrying over 100 pounds of equipment without needing to eat, rest, or excrete.

- Kings are so wonderful. Democracy be damned…

- Only you can save the country/world/galaxy. Everyone else is an incompetent fool apparently.

- Given the above the impending doom will wait for you while you rob dungeons, go on frivolous errands and twiddle your thumbs.

- You can be extremely close to dieing but still be able to move and fight as if you were healthy.

- You can be in a hot, humid jungle or in a desert in full uniform, carrying equipment and never sweat.

- Children are both rare and usually invincible.

- There is never "we" in horror games. It's just you, alone.

- Punching someone on the street can end up becoming a manhunt.

- Wearing a bright hooded white robe with weapons will definitely make you blend in with the crowd.

- There is always a girl involved.

- If you crash on your motorbike, you will fly so high into the air that you can actually see the whole city from there.

- Taking a garden gnome to space is worthless. You just did something stupid throughout the whole game. Congratulations.

- Roman Bellic is annoying.

- Anyone who calls you to go out for a drink or pool is annoying.

- You start off in a place where there's lots of people around you and you go half way through the game with no one with you.

- Somebody always dies. There's no such thing in action games where no one dies. Someone HAS to die.

As a war general you have to earn the money for an army yourself.

If the cops ever tries to pull you over, just get couple of blocks away from them and they'll stop looking for you.

Food heals bullet wounds and sword cuts.

No matter what kind of trouble you get in to, if you jump into a hay stack you are safe.

1. kill first, think later.

2. expand your army (or navy) quickly.

3. don't overspeed in flight simulators

4. profanity and slang words/threats don't get anywhere with children in MMOs...infact, if used against you by them, it angers you to infinity.

5. most MMOs take a long time to get the level maximized, even if it's boaring...because people have the natural will to become the best when there's people around them.

1. kill first, think later.

LTZH

- Killing someone with a melee weapon is socially accepted, and sometimes you'll get a prize for it.

- If you don't know what to do with your life, there's always someone online that'll tell you which exactly is the right path.

- Quick reloading is: "Nice!"

- Even if you can only throw objects a few feet away, you can always go the distance with grenades.

- Food, drinks or sleeping is for pu$$ies, anyone can go several weeks fighting with none of that.

- When your car gets damaged, you just get out and steal another one.

- Sacrificing your wife always gets you extra points.

- Cadavers always have ammo and soma cash in them.

Don't forget that professionally trained soldiers are unable to use doorknobs.aliblabla2007

PLay too much and your socail life will suffer.GPAddict

Your grammar and spelling abilities will also suffer. :D

A shot from a sniper will do the same amount of damage as a punch in the face. (Halo)

Everyone playing online is a stupid little kid, or just acts like one.

- Cadavers always have ammo and some cash in them. gp19

Awesome :) The same goes for oversized flies and other insects who drop swords when dying.

Another lesson learned: most people take a full clip of bullets or several rockets to kill.

- Everyone can go into airport and steal big passenger plane.

- Everyone can steal a train.

- Your team mates never die, unless scripted so.

- Your team mates never hit the target.

- Its always you who has to do all the job.

- Blood stains and bullet holes disappear over time.

- Dead people disappear over time.

• If you shoot someone you will do a lot more damage than someone shooting at you using the same gun.
• If you're hurt, just pick up a med pack and you'll be restored to full health again. You don't have to manually use the med pack, just pick it up and that will do the trick.
• You can pick up a gun while walking over it and instantly acquire years of experience in handling it.
• Red liquids gives you your health back, while blue liquids makes you able to use spells.
• To open a door you must press a sign that says "Use" on it and then the door will open by itself.
• Everyone in the whole wide world wants to kill you. It's you or them and there's a whole lot of "them" and just one "you".
• Your enemies, i.e. anyone besides yourself, has limitless ammo, while you have to preserve ammo.
• Enemies clad in red clothing can take a lot more damage before killed than e.g. enemies clad in blue clothing

medieval assassins are fatally allergic to water...

gta has taught me two very important life lessons

if you kill that hooker you can get your money back

and

whenever wanted by the police for a string of murders go home, go to bed and when you wake up it'll all be forgotten about. slate clean, ready to rampage again

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If you are caught trying to sneek past a security camara and an alarm goes off....

1. Your mission = Failure
2. Do not pass go
3. You do not collect 200 dollars
4. and...you go directly to jail...........:cry:

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1. Always kill nazis.

2. If you're hurt, just wait a few seconds to heal.

3. You can carry thousands of rounds of ammo

4. Police don't help you

5. Everyone is a dick, unless they love you

6. aim for the arm.

7. Cats make excellent silencers for shotguns

8. Americans= heros

9. Every one else= bad guys with no morals

10. Americans enjoy a more violent lifestyle, will europeans get more sex, asians get to do everything first, Australians get to do everything last

11. You can find money anywhere.

12. If you bring bees to sunflowers, you get cleavage.

13. You can turn invisible.

14. You always win.

15. Whenever you run something over, someone says "Vehicular Manslaughter"

16. A bubble pops up every time you do something right.

17. everyone has bullet time abbilities

18. You can hear guys with hawaian shirts from a mile away.

19. There allways mutants/aliens/russians/monsters involved

20. Never use good weapons.

21. Spaming one type of soldier always wins.

22. Punches too the back always kill

23. Playing guitar is easy

24. You can never shoot yourself.

25. Killing police is a good thing

26. Screwing Aliens is fun

27. Marines suck

28. Nerds are stronger than football players.

29. You can become a better shot by riding your bike.

30. You>everyone else

31. You can repair anything by hitting it with a wrench

32. there are some instances where you can see through walls

33. You buy automatic weapons any where

34.You can carry tons and not look like you're carring anything

35. Call every one gay

1. You can heal yourself by eating.

2. You can get shot to hell and still be alive, and then just eat some food to heal yourself.

3. You don't need sleep.

4. Shooting people, monsters, aliens, etc. is fun.

5. Stealing is profitable

6. When in doubt, the enemy is stupid

7. Epic-looking enemies usually aren't nearly as difficult to kill as they look

8. There are some resource pools that have infinite resources

9. Some pistols have unlimited ammo, but still need to reload

10. You sometimes carry around unlimited grenades

11. Accuracy with any weapon, from pistol to assault rifle to rocket launcher, tends to be 100%

12. If you walk among scholars, no matter how many swords you're wearing, the guards will think you are a scholar