Which RTS has the best Unit Quotes?

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#1 gogators4life
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Which RTS has the best Unit Quotes?

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#2 Frozzik
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sorry i may be stupid but what do you mean by unit quotes? do you mean what they say when you select the unit?

If so i like DoW. The orcs make me laugh, especially the gretchin. "Builds it right up we will".

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#3 gogators4life
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Ya, what the units say when you select it. :)
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#4 Frozzik
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Ya, what the units say when you select it. :)gogators4life

good. Voted Dawn of War.

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warcraft3

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#6 THGarrett
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Warcraft 3, I love how if you clicked on a unit enough times they would say some joke or movie refence that applied to them.
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#7 purple_MAN1832
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CoH
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#8 shakmaster13
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Warcraft 3, I love how if you clicked on a unit enough times they would say some joke or movie refence that applied to them. THGarrett

to quote the gryphon rider:

"this warhammer cost me 40k"

that made me lol so hard irl

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#9 oscar530
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Red Alert 2 or Starcraft
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#10 JP_Russell
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Dawn of War is close, but Red Alert 2 just can't be beat. With quotes from units like Crazy Ivan ("Here, hold this!"), the Apocalypse Tank ("These will be your last moments."), Chrono Commandos ("A little C4 knocking at your door."), the Kyrovs (simply for "Kir-r-rov r-r-repor-r-rting.")... Yep, just can't be beat.

sorry i may be stupid but what do you mean by unit quotes? do you mean what they say when you select the unit?

If so i like DoW. The orcs make me laugh, especially the gretchin. "Builds it right up we will".

Frozzik

It's "Build it right up for you." "Builds it right up we will" sounds like something some strange hybrid between Yoda and Gollum would say.

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#11 Frozzik
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Dawn of War is close, but Red Alert 2 just can't be beat. With quotes from units like Crazy Ivan ("Here, hold this!"), the Apocalypse Tank ("These will be your last moments."), Chrono Commandos ("A little C4 knocking at your door."), the Kyrovs (simply for "Kir-r-rov r-r-repor-r-rting.")... Yep, just can't be beat.

[QUOTE="Frozzik"]

sorry i may be stupid but what do you mean by unit quotes? do you mean what they say when you select the unit?

If so i like DoW. The orcs make me laugh, especially the gretchin. "Builds it right up we will".

JP_Russell

It's "Build it right up for you." "Builds it right up we will" sounds like something some strange hybrid between Yoda and Gollum would say.

ROFL, yeah thats the one. I always play space marines so been along time since i heard it. Sorry.

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#12 shakmaster13
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sorry i may be stupid but what do you mean by unit quotes? do you mean what they say when you select the unit?

If so i like DoW. The orcs make me laugh, especially the gretchin. "Builds it right up we will".

Frozzik

i fail to see how that beats the peons in wc3 whenever u click them they say "something to doing?" with the most innocent voice it cracks me up

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#13 Frozzik
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[QUOTE="Frozzik"]

sorry i may be stupid but what do you mean by unit quotes? do you mean what they say when you select the unit?

If so i like DoW. The orcs make me laugh, especially the gretchin. "Builds it right up we will".

shakmaster13

i fail to see how that beats the peons in wc3 whenever u click them they say "something to doing?" with the most innocent voice it cracks me up

sorry, i have only played a little WC3. Can't really comment. Was before my time as a pc gamer. I do actually have a copy somewhere, may have to give it a go. Son bought it ages ago as a best seller budget title.

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#14 Toriko42
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Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
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#15 shakmaster13
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Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
Toriko42

you forgot the keeper of the grove "all the ladies in the house get a free ride"

or the best one from the dreadlord" *cell phone rings* what is it? for the last time i am a dreadlord, NOT A DRUGLORD!"

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#16 gs_gear
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Probably Starcraft.

Also I like it in BFME lol, when the orcs kill Gandalf: "Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Dead! *evil laugh*" :P

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#17 shakmaster13
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Probably Starcraft.

Also I like it in BFME lol, when the orcs kill Gandalf: "Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Dead! *evil laugh*" :P

gs_gear

that minas tirith part was pretty cool. im just mad the rest of the game didn't have funny quotes like that though. and it took FOREVER to kill gandalf because i tried to down him with my felbeasts but he would just rape them with his abilities. if i tried to get archers to down him the trebuchets would have had them. i think im going to reinstall bfme now and beat it again :)

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#18 Toriko42
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
shakmaster13

you forgot the keeper of the grove "all the ladies in the house get a free ride"

or the best one from the dreadlord" *cell phone rings* what is it? for the last time i am a dreadlord, NOT A DRUGLORD!"

Hahahah, those are in WoW though but still excellent and what the, I hate you for getting into WOTLK beta
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#19 JP_Russell
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[QUOTE="shakmaster13"]

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
Toriko42

you forgot the keeper of the grove "all the ladies in the house get a free ride"

or the best one from the dreadlord" *cell phone rings* what is it? for the last time i am a dreadlord, NOT A DRUGLORD!"

Hahahah, those are in WoW though

No, I'm pretty sure those are in WC3.

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#20 shakmaster13
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[QUOTE="shakmaster13"]

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
Toriko42

you forgot the keeper of the grove "all the ladies in the house get a free ride"

or the best one from the dreadlord" *cell phone rings* what is it? for the last time i am a dreadlord, NOT A DRUGLORD!"

Hahahah, those are in WoW though but still excellent and what the, I hate you for getting into WOTLK beta

well, wotlk isnt that great. does this make you happier? lol

but seriously, all my t6 gear is crap now, and so is my offhand warglaive of azzinoth. i think blizzard really screwed us all over by making gear more important than skill. and why the **** can protection paladins own fury warriors in their faces?

back to the topic a few more memmorable quotes from wc3:

peasant"you're king? i didnt vote for you!"

rifleman"GUNS dont kill people. I DO!"

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#21 MTBare
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Stim packing marines.
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#22 aliblabla2007
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From the poll, Red Alert 2.

But the real answer is Warcraft 3. Can't beat those.

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#23 F1_2004
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Wow, this poll is all wrong. The real poll should be:

1) Warcraft

2) Warcraft 2

3) Warcraft 3

4) all of the above

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#24 fethelth
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Wow, this poll is all wrong. The real poll should be:

1) Warcraft

2) Warcraft 2

3) Warcraft 3

4) all of the above

F1_2004
...no.
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#25 krazyorange
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Dawn of War no question
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#26 Tuzolord
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Can't beat Red Alert 2 Quotes.
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#27 thusaha
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StarCraft.
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#28 Forerunner-117
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WarCraft 3.
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#29 GodLovesDead
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All the blizzard games. I loved Starcraft's and Warcraft 3's unit quotes. They are great.
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RA2 for me.
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#31 Shatilov
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starcraft , I like the marines when they start to curse me when i click on them too much :P
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#32 Adrianstalker
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"Bastard got a missle locked on me" Controls are not responding...Ejecting! Ejecting! OHHHHH S****

"Christ! I've lost half my arm, I could use a doctor right about now!"

"Die pigs!"

"They will never know what hit them"

"Move this thing"

"VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!"

Act of War

This thread is pointless now 8)

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#33 DieselCat18
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DoW.....the absolute best !

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#34 naval
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warcraft3

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i agree

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#35 naval
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Warcraft 3 has memorable ones

"Something need doing?"
"My life for the horde"
"Work work"
"I'm not that type of orc!"
Toriko42

when you click a worker "What ? more work "

and the dwarfs -Mortaaarrr Kombaat . Warcarft 3 did had lots of funny and cool quotes

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#36 Adrianstalker
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Funny, cause I always thought Warcraft quotes sucks, all of them, and Starcraft as well

I guess I'm not Blizzard friendly

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#37 naval
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Funny, cause I always thought Warcraft quotes sucks, all of them, and Starcraft as well

I guess I'm not Blizzard friendly

Adrianstalker

how cannot you like - Dryad : I'll attract the human enemies by calling: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted! "

guess you are not Blizzard friendly

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#38 Adrianstalker
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[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]

Funny, cause I always thought Warcraft quotes sucks, all of them, and Starcraft as well

I guess I'm not Blizzard friendly

naval

how cannot you like - Dryad : I'll attract the human enemies by calling: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted! "

guess you are not Blizzard friendly

Well, to be honest, this one is quite cool I must say

But what I really mean is that they didnt give me the depth and personality that others game could offer. All in all, its just my opinion and maybe its because I'm a bitter bastard :lol:

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#39 SSCyborg
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Warcraft 3. I almost cried from laughing at them.

I sat there once just clicking on units to hear what they'd say.

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Crazy Ivan: "Happy Birthday!!" :twisted:

i like the sligh british accent of Space Marines and Imperial Guard in DoW too.

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#41 Siofen
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Warcraft III quotes are absolutely hilaurious. Here are some of my favorite


  • Blood Elf Dragonhawk
  • "Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure."
  • "Get that filthy cursor away from me."
  • "We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."
  • (goat bleats) "What's a mountain goat doing up here? (explosion) (The Far Side)
  • (a man screams) "Drop the villager, drop it, drop it." (the dragonhawk drops villager)

    The last one is especially hilaurious :lol:


    You can find all the warcraft quotes right here

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All the blizzard games. I loved Starcraft's and Warcraft 3's unit quotes. They are great.GodLovesDead

Same here.

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#43 ScrawlKnight
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Warcraft! I mean come on, how is that not on the list!? Two-Headed Ogre Mage: One head; "I'm ready master!" Second head; "I'm not!"
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#44 schesak
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Warcraft 3 is my vote as well.
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Easily Warcraft 3.

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#46 gogators4life
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WC 3 unit quotes are certainly great.

"Are you threathen me?"

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"You worry about the towers and I will worry about the mini-map".

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#47 Xavier_12
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Blizzard RTS for their movie/pop culture quotes. I never get tired of clicking on those dwarves.
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#48 F1_2004
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[QUOTE="F1_2004"]

Wow, this poll is all wrong. The real poll should be:

1) Warcraft

2) Warcraft 2

3) Warcraft 3

4) all of the above

fethelth

...no.

If that was a joke, it was hilarious. Otherwise, you're way off.

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Warcraft III quotes are absolutely hilaurious. Here are some of my favorite


  • Blood Elf Dragonhawk
  • "Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure."
  • "Get that filthy cursor away from me."
  • "We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."
  • (goat bleats) "What's a mountain goat doing up here? (explosion) (The Far Side)
  • (a man screams) "Drop the villager, drop it, drop it." (the dragonhawk drops villager)

    The last one is especially hilaurious :lol:


    You can find all the warcraft quotes right here

Siofen

AFter reading through a few of those. Warcraft 3 wins by far.

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#50 Kh1ndjal
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druid of the bear: "Stop clicking on my bear ass"

a nerubian (humanoid spider): "And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs"

a tauren in wc3 (cant remember name) says something along the lines of "The spirits are strong today" *farts* "They are very strong today" *farts* "they are turning into a gastronomic ____________" *farts* "i can see them clearly now"

one of the orcs that drinks demon blood (dont remember name so i will call him orgrim), something like this happens when you click him enough times:
Jaina: welcome to jaina's radio show, today we have Orgrim who has something important to say to his girlfriend
orgrim: hi, err, um... i'm a demon
*audience gasps*

there are many more that i can't remember

so warcraft3 for me