you know you play too many games...

Yup, its time for another joke thread. Havent seen one of these in a while, so put your best or dumbest response/conclusion to "You know you play too many games when..."

...you care so much about the state of gamingyou reach level 33 on the GS forums :roll:

...you are watching a football (american) game with your friends, the quarterback gets sacked, and you say "oooh he got pwnt!"

...your next paycheck is still two weeks away and you are fussing over what games youre gonna buy as opposed to what bills youre going to pay.

...you pick up coins off the street so you can buy a WoW time card. Hey! Every penny counts, ok!?!!

...you take a look at your blogs on gamespot and realize you could have written a college thesis with all the time you spent.

OK all, save this thread and post something good.

when you make this thread

When you try to quick load after making a mistake.Adversary16

LOL thats a good one. Or how about start pretending you are in the game. For example you start sprinting across the house like in call of duty 4.

...when you're a 38 year old virgin who's thinking of killing himself.

Wait. That wasn't funny. That was just horrible.

...when a chair is behind u, instead of sitting, ur index finger starts looking for 'C'

...when u see sunlight through trees, you ask yourself "is this DX10?"

happens to me all the time =/

...when the sun is your eyes you scream out 'damn BLOOOOOOOOOOOOM!'

...when you look outside and you say 'damn, that's some nice lighting effects'

Yup, its time for another joke thread. Havent seen one of these in a while, so put your best or dumbest response/conclusion to "You know you play too many games when..."

...you care so much about the state of gamingyou reach level 33 on the GS forums :roll:

...you are watching a football (american) game with your friends, the quarterback gets sacked, and you say "oooh he got pwnt!"

...your next paycheck is still two weeks away and you are fussing over what games youre gonna buy as opposed to what bills youre going to pay.

...you pick up coins off the street so you can buy a WoW time card. Hey! Every penny counts, ok!?!!

...you take a look at your blogs on gamespot and realize you could have written a college thesis with all the time you spent.

OK all, save this thread and post something good.

mrbojangles25

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

...When you are bored, waiting for NEW games cause you already "try all, play all".

...When you check Gamespot 3 times a day with the hope a new game will just pop up there with a ninja release; yet you are extremely happy to find a new game with a release date TBA, just because it is made by a company which made a few games you did play a few weeks each.

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

Death_Masta187

Yeah Tell me about it. I am so behind on gaming, but I'm trying to catch up! Right now im at the year 2004.

....When your at the gas station and you ask the cashier if she has any health potions...

....When people come over to hang out and you call in an air strike!

....When you get stuck in your car because your trying to hit the exit vehicle button.

....When it's 3'o clock in the morning and your tryin to think of a "you know you play to many games when" phrase...

When you needing money all the time to buy the new game that just came out.

When you get paranoid of playing Silent Hill 3 etc. so you look around every corner, if there might be a zombie jumping in your face.

When you destroy your keyboard from getting killed in Counter-Strike etc.

When sneak up behind someone and say boo! and they turn around, scared to death and you say: "HAHA, I pwned you mate!"

When you blackmail someone to get money for paying your WoW account.

-Orakk

... your life goes to HELL...Nuchaleft

I agree, the end is near

...when you walk outside and complain about the graphics of real life and whether its using DX9 or DX10.

...when you've prepared in advance for the zombie invasion and turned your house into a doom fortress. Then when the zombies do arrive you'r the only survivor and theres hundreds of zombie corpses scattered around your doom fortress.

...when you start running with a knife because we all know running with a knife makes you go faster.

...when you say words like n00b, pwned, h4x, l33t skillz etc in everday conversations.

...when your in a clothes shop and look at the price tag of an item to find out what bonuses it will give to your stats. Then when you can't find it you complain to the assistant that their selling n00b clothing.

...when you begin to use your gamertag in real life instead of your actual name.

...when you start naming all the guns you see and know while watching an action film.

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

Death_Masta187

*raises hand* guilty

When you try to quick load after making a mistake.Adversary16

"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

Uh oh. *quicksaves*

"No, you look really slim in it!"

"So you're saying I look like a skeleton, is that it?"

Hmm, nope, different strategy.

*quickload*

"You look just fine."

" 'Just fine,' is that all?"

Ergh, no, not that either.

*quickload*

"Of course not!"

"You don't have to get an attitude with me!"

Damn it!

*quickload*

"You look beautiful, sweety."

"Honey, don't try to flatter me, just be honest..."

DAMN IT!

*quickload*

"No."

"You don't sound very confident about that."

Son of a *****, this is worse than a Medal of Honor game!

*quickload*

[QUOTE="Death_Masta187"]

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

mrbojangles25

*raises hand* guilty

Me too. Actually, it's a little further back than that...

my mate has started saying lol in RL now when he laughs...i should really tell him to shutup in future cos he sounds like a **** lolmarriage0

ya, its one thing to say "lol" as a joke....but to say it often and as a real word? Thats just stupid. Although I myself went through a "wtf" phase where whenever something bad happened I'd be like 'Dubyuh Tee Eff, mate?"

I'd hit a golf ball and it'd be like "dubyuh tee eff, mate".

HAHAHAHA good one ! :lol: (Thats fromPortal btw..)gner_spree

oops i pressed the wrong button.

....When your at the gas station and you ask the cashier if she has any health potions...

....When people come over to hang out and you call in an air strike!

....When you get stuck in your car because your trying to hit the exit vehicle button.

....When it's 3'o clock in the morning and your tryin to think of a "you know you play to many games when" phrase...

Intel Core 2 Quad 6600 CPU
WD Raptor HDD
OCZ 700 watts peak PSU
2x 8800 GT 512 MB in SLI
4 GB Crucial ballistics RAM
ASUS P5N32 E SLI MB w/beta bios
Audigy 2 soundblaster w/optical to reciever
24" Dell widescreen at 1920 x 1600
Running on Vista 32-bit

Come out and play!

cperry005

When you refuse to eat cake because "THE CAKE IS A LIE!".

thusaha

Best one ever.

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"][QUOTE="Death_Masta187"]

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

JP_Russell

*raises hand* guilty

Me too. Actually, it's a little further back than that...

I aways go to the WASD when I get on a computer.

... when you are tired of seeing life in first person view, then you go out a create an avatar machine that sees your life in third person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuC1st-cA9M

... when you start dressing up like characters you see in the games. Especially if someone were to shave their head to make it completely bald and have a tattoo bar code like Agent 47.

When you try to quick load after making a mistake.Adversary16

Thats me in F.E.A.R. lol

[QUOTE="JP_Russell"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"][QUOTE="Death_Masta187"]

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

shaneras

*raises hand* guilty

Me too. Actually, it's a little further back than that...

I aways go to the WASD when I get on a computer.

Lol me too

[QUOTE="cperry005"]

....When your at the gas station and you ask the cashier if she has any health potions...

....When people come over to hang out and you call in an air strike!

....When you get stuck in your car because your trying to hit the exit vehicle button.

....When it's 3'o clock in the morning and your tryin to think of a "you know you play to many games when" phrase...

Intel Core 2 Quad 6600 CPU
WD Raptor HDD
OCZ 700 watts peak PSU
2x 8800 GT 512 MB in SLI
4 GB Crucial ballistics RAM
ASUS P5N32 E SLI MB w/beta bios
Audigy 2 soundblaster w/optical to reciever
24" Dell widescreen at 1920 x 1600
Running on Vista 32-bit

Come out and play!

greatmax1

I was... /cry

Is that better? :-) now help me figure out how to get my image in there...

[QUOTE="JP_Russell"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"][QUOTE="Death_Masta187"]

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

shaneras

*raises hand* guilty

Me too. Actually, it's a little further back than that...

I aways go to the WASD when I get on a computer.

I actually meant the part about catching up with older games. I didn't pay attention to Bojangles' underlining of the first phrase.

You know you play to much games when..mrbojangles25

...when a chair is behind u, instead of sitting, ur index finger starts looking for 'C'

...when u see sunlight through trees, you ask yourself "is this DX10?"

happens to me all the time =/

Kh1ndjal

lol i remember saying that when i chanced upon a nice scenery at sunset XD

anyways, here's one..

when your main purpose to buy a laptop is to see if it can be a mobile desktop alternative for playing games while on the move

...You see a person get hit in the head and scream "BOOM! HEAD SHOT!"

...You memorize the level's map, so you know ALL the secret spots to hide in.

when u try to type lol when something funny happens

when u go have some mushrooms to heal.

when you think real life has awesome graphics.Bulldog19892

ROFL. I said that to myself while in the car the other day. I was like this area looks like im in HD.

When after talking to someone you think, "woah, thye have a really complicated dialog tree."

When you start wondering what the real life equivalent of leveling up is.

After you recieve a notice that your utility costs will go up, you send off an angry letter telling them to capture more resource points and build power generators on slag deposits.

When you've finally convinced yourself that there really is a dopefish.

When you realize that when you talk about video games, people don't understand a word of what you're saying. (ie: "So I noticed that the script's set variable function was messed up, so I kept executing it over and over to get more gold." re: Oblivion's Count of Skingrad gold exploit)

When you install all of your games into a master folder entitled, WASTED TIME. (really, that's where all of my games are installed)

When you sit down at any computer and you're hand goes straight to the W, A, S, D keys...

When you have so many games that you are still catching up on games made in 2001...

Death_Masta187

guilty

...when you start picking fights after eating mushrooms (+1!)