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#1 assafy
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You know you're a noob when...

i'll go with the 1st one

You know you're a noob when you don't know what a noob is :lol:

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#2 Franko_3
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you think halo is the best game ever :P
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#3 bochero
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You say pc gaming is dieing.
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#4 BlackAlpha666
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... you pour water onto your motherboard to tryout this thing called "watercooling".
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#5 phatkav
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you think PC has no HD...
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#6 liquidzero123
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you think halo is the best game ever :PFranko_3

I wouldn't call that person a noob, I'd say that's his opinion from his game experiences.

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#7 fatshodan
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...when you know so little about gaming that you can't think up anything to put in one of these threads, so you try and mask the fact by advertising it.
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#8 Qf1gh
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You write that everyone else are noobs, all the time(with caps, mostly)
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#9 assafy
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...when you know so little about gaming that you can't think up anything to put in one of these threads, so you try and mask the fact by advertising it.fatshodan

:lol:
i though of another one

...when you ask someone about his rig, so u ask him "what pentium do u have?" :P

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#10 CrazyFox_444
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You know you're a noob with low self esteem when u post **** threads like these.

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#11 deactivated-5b5d7639964d6
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... when you get all pissed off with a guy that is just trying to have fun with a fellow pc gaming community.
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#12 IamBurky
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You are the guy in your party with revive and you don't equip it..
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#13 achilles614
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[QUOTE="fatshodan"]...when you know so little about gaming that you can't think up anything to put in one of these threads, so you try and mask the fact by advertising it.assafy

:lol:
i though of another one

...when you ask someone about his rig, so u ask him "what pentium do u have?" :P

That would be a newb. Pot calling the kettle black if I do say so myself :lol:
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#14 Serial-No_3404
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you buy an external HD and think itll play games in high def
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#15 bloodling
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...people kick you out of the group in WoW.
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#16 JP_Russell
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(This is actually a newb, but)

...your and your passengers' most deadly enemy in a flying vehicle is yourself.

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#17 name294
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....when you get pwnd?
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#18 deactivated-5f3fa34a024b3
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...when you rush for the jet at the start of a round in BF2

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#19 RK-Mara
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You call others noobs.
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#20 fireandcloud
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...when you are way too pleased with yourself about a kill.
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#21 fatshodan
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...when you are way too pleased with yourself about a kill.fireandcloud

Oh oh oh, but you should have seen it! It was awesome! I was on the top ledge, and I jumped off, span around in mid air and started firing and took him out in the half second I flew past him as I fell down to the ground. It was awesome! Man, I wish I had a video of it.

It was awesome!

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#22 Swiftstrike5
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You buy something because it says "next-gen" on the package.
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#23 Jim2204
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The password to your computer is password
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#24 quocthai
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The password to your computer is passwordJim2204

ha, the password on my work computer is actually changemenow!, they set it up for me and there's a problem with the server so I couldn't change it.

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[QUOTE="fireandcloud"]...when you are way too pleased with yourself about a kill.fatshodan

Oh oh oh, but you should have seen it! It was awesome! I was on the top ledge, and I jumped off, span around in mid air and started firing and took him out in the half second I flew past him as I fell down to the ground. It was awesome! Man, I wish I had a video of it.

It was awesome!

Sounds pretty awesome :P

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#26 Pinkyimp
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...you think limewire is your main source of getting music
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#27 themovi3nut
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You call others noobs.RK-Mara

......You call others noobs when you are actually a noob yourself...

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#28 chandu83
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...when you can't/never played Counter Strike.
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#29 blooddrunk
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you get whipped witht he belt while your mics on

XD

darn teenagers

tisk tisk

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#30 blooddrunk
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...you think limewire is your main source of getting musicPinkyimp

QFT.

bittorrent FTW!

XD

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#31 Dan3721
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you dont know the difference between newb and noob (idk, is there? lol)
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#32 aliblabla2007
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You're level 17 with no avy.
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#33 SimplySkilled
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Someone telling a person s/hes a noob when s/he's a level 1.
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#34 SimplySkilled
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Didn't notice the "you" part of the topic. Fixed version: I'm level 1 while calling other people noobs.
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#35 cd_rom
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...You're on a team of 8 in TF2 and become the 5th sniper on the team. (Yes, I was just on a team of 8 that had 5 snipers IN DUSTBOWL!)
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#36 fatshodan
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[QUOTE="fatshodan"]

[QUOTE="fireandcloud"]...when you are way too pleased with yourself about a kill.aaronmullan

Oh oh oh, but you should have seen it! It was awesome! I was on the top ledge, and I jumped off, span around in mid air and started firing and took him out in the half second I flew past him as I fell down to the ground. It was awesome! Man, I wish I had a video of it.

It was awesome!

Sounds pretty awesome :P

Awesome probably isn't the word I wuould personally use to describe it, but yeah, it was pretty great.

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#37 1-800-ANDY
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...you think your DVD drive is a coffee cup holder.
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#39 dos4gw82
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...when you can't/never played Counter Strike. chandu83

Well, I can't play counterstrike without wanting to kill myself, so I suppose I am a qualified noob.

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#40 gm84
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......when you think a screensaver is the best game ever !

.....when u wait for the game to load and show up on screen while the monitor is turned off.

.....when u feel an orgasm after you kill anyone

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..when i double clicked elevator's button.
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#42 wood_duck
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You know you're a noob with low self esteem when u post **** threads like these.

CrazyFox_444

You know your a Noob when you state that posting a thread such as this is Noobish, but then you go ahead and post in this thread which would also make you a Noob.

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#43 Lonelynight
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(This is actually a newb, but)

...your and your passengers' most deadly enemy in a flying vehicle is yourself.

JP_Russell

:lol: thats so true, since I am one

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#44 Pessu
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When your top 5 games are from this century.