*Snake waits in a ridiculously long line at the BMV.....* "No, i have to get this license validated.....otherwise *Bzzzt* "Major?" .....(the major rings in) "Snake, long time no see" "you got that right major...so what was this important mission of yours"..."Well snake, as you can tell i'm a busy man." "yeah, so....." "and just like every other man i need to get things done..." "yeah"..."so what i need you to do is get the license validated, run to my son's football practice, or should i say...football...and go return that 007 movie that I haven't returned to the video store yet."... "Is.......that all" . "Oh the list goes on.""Hmmmmm..." "Snake you've got to hurry!!"( Eva says in a rushed voice.) "ugh....hmmmm.." "Snake seriously, just pick one." "i...i dont know.....which one...!?".... "THERE THEY ARE GET THEM!!" "Oh no, too late snake!!" (Eva races away from the enemy) "NOOOOooooo, but....I didn't get to order my---!!!" (Snake looks on in disbelief) "Sorry snake, some other time.." (The two race away from their local mcdonalds...Snake vowes to return some day....."I want NUMBER 3!!!"(we meet our hero snake at the roof of a Mcdonalds near his home) "Hehh..I told them i'd come back!" *he pulls out his knife and puts splitter face paint on* *bzzt* "Snake, this is insane....are you sharpening your knife"..."Uhh...what makes you say that?" "Snake i can hear it from over the radio..." "Oh...uh ..forgot that was on ..." *Snake ends transmission* snake finds a vent and opens it slowly looking to see if anyone is in the surrounding area before he climbs in the vent...*BZZT* "Snake are you sure you wanna go through with this..." "EVa...?" "Yeah, snake??"..".......NUMBER 3!!!!!!" snake dives into the vent and finds himself in a laundry hamper in the second floor basement of his friendly neighborhood mcDonalds..."Hmm.. i always knew this place was bigger" ...He pulls out his knife and Mk22 "time to get to work." ......snake darts for the elevator seeing nobody is around .."NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!" *the elevator closes**Ding* elevator reaches the first basement..."Ok.. the whole reason i'm here is to stop ronald mcDonald from creating the Mega mac, and subjecting America to a lifetime of endless obesity...now if only--" Snake gets cut off as a guard starts walking by...he hides in the shadows ..."Boy I can't wait to be moved up to fry cook....I hate mopping floors..." snake slides along the edgee of a counter....*EEEEEEEEEEEE" "wha---DAMN!!" snake accidently turned on the shake machine.."Hey what was that noise?" the mop boy came closer...drawing nearer and nearer to snakes locationSnake sees no way out of this situation when he gets an idea "hey...new guy.. get back to work!" he demands "Oh..ok sir......*pauses*...wait.. is that johnny...comeon man quit scaring me like that..." suddenly "oohhhhhh...OHHHH MAN....too many mcnuggets....boy oh boy that new girl at checkout is built alright.....ohhhhh my stomach CURSE YOU RONALD MCDONALD!!!" "wait that's Johnny...then this is..." he reaches for a light switch...and everything goes blurry as he falls to the groundSnake pulls him into a pantry and continues on his mission to find the mega mac and get his beloved order...."Alright..." he says as he begins sliding along a wall.....*Bzzt* "Snake yo, whats up!" .."Signt..it's you" "Yup, how you doin Big Boss.." "Fine, so Eva filled you in yet." "Yeah on the fact that your in some restraunt stalking a whole buncha greasy white teenagers just to get a sandwich." "Not just any sandwich signt......the Mega Mac" "Mega Mac....then---"....Signt is shocked"I've heard about that..that sandwich could alter life as we know it for America.....it had bread...meat...cheese..bac on...chili sauce...bread...meat...bre ad..meat..a bit of ketchup...meat...bread and the most important ingrediant...the secret secret..secret sauce" Snake listens on "......" "SNAKE!!" " ugh..uh ...yeah.." "what were you doing?..." "uh.. nothing" "You weren't thinking about eatin that thing were you.." "No...i....i've got to stop that clown"
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