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#1 freham2001
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Thought this would be interesting. Long story short, youve been captured, along with your precious ps3. You awake (much like in the Saw movies) confused and dazed, only to find that there is a small explosive attached to your crotch, and to your ps3, and a timer of 5 minutes sits between the two. You must make your decision, and you can only choose one. So which is it? Save your crotch and never play a ps3 again? Or save the ps3 and kiss your wang goodbye???

Time to choose....:twisted::twisted::twisted:
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#2 idk761
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Save the wang, and then buy a 360.
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Ok.A. The saw movies have not be good since 3.4 and 5 are terrible.Infact I want to thank you for bringing back the memories of Saw 5.The worst movie I have ever seen.And B.Who ever would choose their PS3 is an idiot.What is it with these threads.....
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#4 raven_squad
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My man meat is more important to me then video games. Ill just wait till PS4... :lol:
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#5 freham2001
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Ok.A. The saw movies have not be good since 3.4 and 5 are terrible.Infact I want to thank you for bringing back the memories of Saw 5.The worst movie I have ever seen.And B.Who ever would choose their PS3 is an idiot.What is with these threads.....K1LLR3175
Youd be surprised, i bet some people here pick the ps3. And as for making this thread....it was either this or milk cows, so.... :D
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#6 LP4EVA2005
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lol, dude are you serious with this?!?.. of course you know what the answer is going to be.....bye bye PS3
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#7 freham2001
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lol, dude are you serious with this?!?.. of course you know what the answer is going to be.....bye bye PS3LP4EVA2005
Lol. Not entirely serious, just trying to have a little fun.
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#8 ZacherWol19
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Cant i just buy a new PS3
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#9 Scianix-Black
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Choose my wang, then use my wang to buy a PS3, saavy?
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#10 hazelnutman
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Keep crotch. Use crotch to produce super-clones of self. Use super-clones for world domination. Use world domination to get a new PS3.
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#11 freham2001
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Choose my wang, then use my wang to buy a PS3, saavy? Scianix-Black
:lol: Fair enough. Im just waiting for the first brave (or not so brave) soul to choose the ps3. :)
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#12 raven_squad
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*Question* What if your a chick? I mean, not that a crotch bomb wouldn't still do a fair bit of damage, but it doesn't really carry the same... impact.
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#13 Scianix-Black
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Keep crotch. Use crotch to produce super-clones of self. Use super-clones for world domination. Use world domination to get a new PS3.hazelnutman

That's a lot of work for a PS3...

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#14 freham2001
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*Question* What if your a chick? I mean, not that a crotch bomb wouldn't still do a fair bit of damage, but it doesn't really carry the same... impact. raven_squad
Good question...im afraid I cant answer that without sounding like a total perv ;)
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#15 K1LLR3175
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Sigh.....Either way male of female.I am sure they would choose to save their goodies.I need my goodies for Martha,Oprah and Susan Sarandon.
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#16 Scianix-Black
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Sigh.....Either way male of female.I am sure they would choose to save their goodies.I need my goodies for Martha,Oprah and Susan Sarandon.K1LLR3175

:lol: You sly dog! You didn't tell me about Oprah and Susan Sarandon!

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*Question* What if your a chick? I mean, not that a crotch bomb wouldn't still do a fair bit of damage, but it doesn't really carry the same... impact. raven_squad
instead of getting croth blown off, your boobs blown off ok
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#18 Denji
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...right...

SAW is just recycled torture porn crap from 2004. You know what would be a better choice? People who make better threads. Instead of acting like an anvil's been dropped on your head, come up with something better than a poor broke version of SAW on a message board.

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[QUOTE="raven_squad"]*Question* What if your a chick? I mean, not that a crotch bomb wouldn't still do a fair bit of damage, but it doesn't really carry the same... impact. demonslayer987
instead of getting croth blown off, your boobs blown off ok

Could always get new better ones later. :P
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#20 sa10kun
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I'd choose my ps3. Then i'd buy a bionic crotch with mounted laser canons and rockets for massive damage.^_^
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#21 demonslayer987
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[QUOTE="demonslayer987"][QUOTE="raven_squad"]*Question* What if your a chick? I mean, not that a crotch bomb wouldn't still do a fair bit of damage, but it doesn't really carry the same... impact. raven_squad
instead of getting croth blown off, your boobs blown off ok

Could always get new better ones later. :P

lol fake boobs!!!!!!!!
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#22 americahellyeah
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If you choose a PS3 over your junk its not like you are the kind of person that would ever need to use it anyway..
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#23 freham2001
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[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="demonslayer987"] instead of getting croth blown off, your boobs blown off okdemonslayer987
Could always get new better ones later. :P

lol fake boobs!!!!!!!!

haha. So from now on if you meet a woman with fake boobs, its safe to assume that at some point in her life she chose gaming over her body. ;)
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Sigh.....Either way male of female.I am sure they would choose to save their goodies.I need my goodies for Martha,Oprah and Susan Sarandon.Scianix-Black

:lol: You sly dog! You didn't tell me about Oprah and Susan Sarandon!

As the Kool aid man says.OH YEAH.
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#25 americahellyeah
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[QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Sigh.....Either way male of female.I am sure they would choose to save their goodies.I need my goodies for Martha,Oprah and Susan Sarandon.K1LLR3175

:lol: You sly dog! You didn't tell me about Oprah and Susan Sarandon!

As the Kool aid man says.OH YEAH.

How old are you :?
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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"]Keep crotch. Use crotch to produce super-clones of self. Use super-clones for world domination. Use world domination to get a new PS3.Scianix-Black

That's a lot of work for a PS3...

Are you kidding? I get to rule the world in the process! :lol: It's two birds with one stone ;)
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

:lol: You sly dog! You didn't tell me about Oprah and Susan Sarandon!

americahellyeah
As the Kool aid man says.OH YEAH.

How old are you :S

I am 19 born in March.My Lady Martha is 67 born in August.Oprah is 54 born in January.And Susan is 62 born in October.
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#28 freham2001
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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

Keep crotch. Use crotch to produce super-clones of self. Use super-clones for world domination. Use world domination to get a new PS3.hazelnutman

That's a lot of work for a PS3...

Are you kidding? I get to rule the world in the process! :lol: It's two birds with one stone ;)

or, depending on how you look at it, two birds with one wang ;)
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#29 americahellyeah
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[QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]As the Kool aid man says.OH YEAH.K1LLR3175
How old are you :S

I am 19 born in March.My Lady Martha is 67 born in August.Oprah is 54 born in January.And Susan is 62 born in October.

:shock: This probably has a disturbing answer to it.. but... well.. why all the old ladies? :lol:
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]As the Kool aid man says.OH YEAH.americahellyeah
How old are you :S

I am 19 born in March.My Lady Martha is 67 born in August.Oprah is 54 born in January.And Susan is 62 born in October.

:shock: This probably has a disturbing answer to it.. but... well.. why all the old ladies? :lol:[/QUOTE I will answer with this.I am a freak.I find them beautiful.Hell I love to call myself a wolf and and dress up as one with my ladies.I am a Freak.That is all there is to it.
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="americahellyeah"] How old are you :Samericahellyeah
I am 19 born in March.My Lady Martha is 67 born in August.Oprah is 54 born in January.And Susan is 62 born in October.

:shock: This probably has a disturbing answer to it.. but... well.. why all the old ladies? :lol:

lol, It's his thing... everyone has their preferences, I guess.

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#32 parvie
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In no way would I disrespect my meat like that.
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#33 enygma500
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I'd choose my ps3. Then i'd buy a bionic crotch with mounted laser canons and rockets for massive damage.^_^sa10kun

lol, best answer in the thread

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[QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]I am 19 born in March.My Lady Martha is 67 born in August.Oprah is 54 born in January.And Susan is 62 born in October.Scianix-Black

:shock: This probably has a disturbing answer to it.. but... well.. why all the old ladies? :lol:

lol, It's his thing... everyone has their preferences, I guess.

Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :P
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#35 freham2001
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[QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

:shock: This probably has a disturbing answer to it.. but... well.. why all the old ladies? :lol:americahellyeah

lol, It's his thing... everyone has their preferences, I guess.

Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :P

Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:
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#36 K1LLR3175
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[QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

lol, It's his thing... everyone has their preferences, I guess.

freham2001
Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :P

Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:

Looks at guy who created thread....
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#37 Scianix-Black
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[QUOTE="americahellyeah"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

lol, It's his thing... everyone has their preferences, I guess.

freham2001

Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :P

Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:

lol, What, I'm weird now?

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[QUOTE="freham2001"][QUOTE="americahellyeah"] Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :PK1LLR3175
Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:

Looks at guy who created thread....

::looks at chun li's + cammy's new sexy outfits::

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#39 freham2001
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[QUOTE="freham2001"][QUOTE="americahellyeah"] Yeah it just seems very out of the ordinary.. i guess you run across all kinds of wierdos on the internet ;) :PScianix-Black
Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:

lol, What, I'm weird now?

lol, nah. I think youre more sane than i am, honestly.

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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="freham2001"] Qft. *Looks at scianix* :shock:sa10kun
Looks at guy who created thread....

::looks at chun li's + cammy's new sexy outfits::

Looks a chun li's thighs.I love woman with muscle.God I do have problems.........But I love every single one of them yes I do.Hehehehehe.
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#41 sa10kun
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[QUOTE="sa10kun"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Looks at guy who created thread....K1LLR3175

::looks at chun li's + cammy's new sexy outfits::

Looks a chun li's thighs.I love woman with muscle.God I do have problems.

have you seen the trailers on gamespot for the new alternate outfits? Chun li is like a black version of the mai shiranui outfit from the kof games.

Cammy's a sweater or jacket top with her leotard sticking out the bottom. It really shows her bum off. Also the video has lots of voyeuristic buttshots. haha.

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#42 K1LLR3175
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="sa10kun"]

::looks at chun li's + cammy's new sexy outfits::

sa10kun

Looks a chun li's thighs.I love woman with muscle.God I do have problems.

have you seen the trailers on gamespot for the new alternate outfits? Chun li is like a black version of the mai shiranui outfit from the kof games.

Cammy's a sweater or jacket top with her leotard sticking out the bottom. It really shows her bum off. Also the video has lots of voyeuristic buttshots. haha.

I was not talking about them man.There is this woman down the street named Chun li who has nice thighs lol.I have no interest in fake woman......well......the wax museum has some nice ones.All I will say is that I can never go back there ever again.
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#43 sa10kun
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[QUOTE="sa10kun"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Looks a chun li's thighs.I love woman with muscle.God I do have problems.K1LLR3175

have you seen the trailers on gamespot for the new alternate outfits? Chun li is like a black version of the mai shiranui outfit from the kof games.

Cammy's a sweater or jacket top with her leotard sticking out the bottom. It really shows her bum off. Also the video has lots of voyeuristic buttshots. haha.

I was not talking about them man.There is this woman down the street named Chun li who has nice thighs lol.I have no interest in fake woman......well......the wax museum has some nice ones.All I will say is that I can never go back there ever again.

AWESOME!

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#44 freham2001
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[QUOTE="sa10kun"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Looks a chun li's thighs.I love woman with muscle.God I do have problems.K1LLR3175

have you seen the trailers on gamespot for the new alternate outfits? Chun li is like a black version of the mai shiranui outfit from the kof games.

Cammy's a sweater or jacket top with her leotard sticking out the bottom. It really shows her bum off. Also the video has lots of voyeuristic buttshots. haha.

I was not talking about them man.There is this woman down the street named Chun li who has nice thighs lol.I have no interest in fake woman......well......the wax museum has some nice ones.All I will say is that I can never go back there ever again.

:lol::lol: Oh no! you didnt, did you?
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#45 Diddies
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This is the wierdest thread I have ever been in. So i had to put my two cents in to be a part of it. lol
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#46 K1LLR3175
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="sa10kun"]

have you seen the trailers on gamespot for the new alternate outfits? Chun li is like a black version of the mai shiranui outfit from the kof games.

Cammy's a sweater or jacket top with her leotard sticking out the bottom. It really shows her bum off. Also the video has lots of voyeuristic buttshots. haha.

freham2001
I was not talking about them man.There is this woman down the street named Chun li who has nice thighs lol.I have no interest in fake woman......well......the wax museum has some nice ones.All I will say is that I can never go back there ever again.

:lol::lol: Oh no! you didnt, did you?

Been there,done that homeboy.....
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#47 Scianix-Black
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This thread derailed fast...
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#48 Wild_Card
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Save the wang, and then buy a 360. idk761
buy a 360.......talk about makeing bad situation worse.
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#49 K1LLR3175
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This thread derailed fast...Scianix-Black
But if it stayed on the tracks it would have crashed and burned.But since it just derailed it came to a slow stop.No crashing,no burning.
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#50 freham2001
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This thread derailed fast...Scianix-Black
yea...I have to admit, this was not one of my best thread ideas. But, ah well. Time goes on...