Does GOD hate Playstation?

According to the PS3 warranty...yes?

I was reading the warranty conditions and this is what I found:

"THIS WARRANTY SHALL NOT APPLY IF THIS PRODUCT...(D) IS DAMAGED BY ACTS OF GOD, MISUSE, ABUSE, NEGLIGENCE, ACCIDENT, WEAR AND TEAR, UNREASONABLE USE, OR BY OTHER CAUSES UNRELATED TO DEFECTIVE MATERIALS OR WORKMANSHIP"

http://www.us.playstation.com/support/warranties/ps3

So, anyone know what that exactly means? I mean, do people actually state that God broke their PS3? I found this entirely hilarious when I first read it.

acts of god meaning if a tree gets blown down on your house and crushes your PS3 your SOLbigburd

Yeah, basically freak acts of nature.

oooh, I thought that it might mean something different. I can imagine an atheist going "What!? First our currency now my videogames!" lol.

oooh, I thought that it might mean something different. I can imagine an atheist going "What!? First our currency now my videogames!" lol.

GameFreakJason

There's no mention of god in Canadian currency lol

acts of god meaning if a tree gets blown down on your house and crushes your PS3 your SOLbigburd

exactly a tree fell on my car and the ins company didnt want to pay cause they were saying it was an act of god so i took them to court and got the money anyway!!

so if a condor died over your house, fell through your ceiling, hit your ps3 knocking it through a window into the lawn where a tree explodes and falls onto it- sending it into the street where a street sweeper devours it, throwing it into the air where it hits another condor- sending that condor through your neighbors ceiling and starting the process over.... the PS3 couldn't be replaced?jakndaxter7223

Well...maybe you should stop sniping condors in your neighborhood. I never had that problem on my block.

But I do have a problem with a couple of crackheads that, maybe, you could take care of for me?

According to the PS3 warranty...yes?

I was reading the warranty conditions and this is what I found:

"THIS WARRANTY SHALL NOT APPLY IF THIS PRODUCT...(D) IS DAMAGED BY ACTS OF GOD, MISUSE, ABUSE, NEGLIGENCE, ACCIDENT, WEAR AND TEAR, UNREASONABLE USE, OR BY OTHER CAUSES UNRELATED TO DEFECTIVE MATERIALS OR WORKMANSHIP"

http://www.us.playstation.com/support/warranties/ps3

So, anyone know what that exactly means? I mean, do people actually state that God broke their PS3? I found this entirely hilarious when I first read it.

GameFreakJason

A lot of Japanese products have this some American too it just means if you keep your PS3 plugged in during a storm and lighting hits you house and pawns your PS3 they wont cover you.

[QUOTE="bigburd"]acts of god meaning if a tree gets blown down on your house and crushes your PS3 your SOLBostonDieNasty

exactly a tree fell on my car and the ins company didnt want to pay cause they were saying it was an act of god so i took them to court and got the money anyway!!

Yeah. the term acts of god can be argued in court, simply because it's too ambigouis.

god is a wii-tard. I thought this was a well known fact...

According to the PS3 warranty...yes?

I was reading the warranty conditions and this is what I found:

"THIS WARRANTY SHALL NOT APPLY IF THIS PRODUCT...(D) IS DAMAGED BY ACTS OF GOD, MISUSE, ABUSE, NEGLIGENCE, ACCIDENT, WEAR AND TEAR, UNREASONABLE USE, OR BY OTHER CAUSES UNRELATED TO DEFECTIVE MATERIALS OR WORKMANSHIP"

http://www.us.playstation.com/support/warranties/ps3

So, anyone know what that exactly means? I mean, do people actually state that God broke their PS3? I found this entirely hilarious when I first read it.

GameFreakJason

I remember when I first saw this and didn't know what "acts of God" meant in terms of warrenties :lol:

:lol: Damaged by acts of God??

I remember when I first saw this and didn't know what "acts of God" meant in terms of warrenties :lol:

hazelnutman

lol, well i just found that out now. but that's probably because i never read that stuff.:P

i'm surprised that such language was used, that's pretty bold saying god like that (others may not see it that way, but it realy is). Well, all i got say is: tough nuts if you're athiest trying to get your ps3 fixed.

Lol imagine an atheist in court "BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, GIVE ME MY FRICKING PS3!"

It's just too hilarious.

geezzzzzzz God's such an aholeswapnil926

I dare you to say that in OT. You're thread would have 500 posts by the end of the day.

"Jesus loves me this I know, cause PS3 told me so."

And if your PS3 was hit by lightning that would count as a AOG. Natural Disaster = God. Sorry New Orleans. hehe.

[QUOTE="swapnil926"]geezzzzzzz God's such an aholeI_pWnzz_YoU

I dare you to say that in OT. You're thread would have 500 posts by the end of the day.

Great, even more reason for Athiests not believe. They can't get their PS3 replaced if a tornado demolishes their house because God did it.

Great, even more reason for Athiests not believe. They can't get their PS3 replaced if a tornado demolishes their house because God did it.

Eman5805

when you're an atheist, nothing is an act of god.

thus, you get a much better warranty for being an atheist.

so if a condor died over your house, fell through your ceiling, hit your ps3 knocking it through a window into the lawn where a tree explodes and falls onto it- sending it into the street where a street sweeper devours it, throwing it into the air where it hits another condor- sending that condor through your neighbors ceiling and starting the process over.... the PS3 couldn't be replaced?jakndaxter7223

So your the one who started the process. :(

I had a condor fall through my ceiling last week...

[QUOTE="bigburd"]acts of god meaning if a tree gets blown down on your house and crushes your PS3 your SOLBostonDieNasty

exactly a tree fell on my car and the ins company didnt want to pay cause they were saying it was an act of god so i took them to court and got the money anyway!!

I'm sure their face was red when they found out that you cut that tree down.

[QUOTE="I_pWnzz_YoU"]

[QUOTE="swapnil926"]geezzzzzzz God's such an aholerogerjak

I dare you to say that in OT. You're thread would have 500 posts by the end of the day.

Create a thread with the title, "God doesn't exist" or "Satan rules" in the OT :lol: