Reading that reminds me of a scene from Scary Movie 4:
Man #1: How the hell do you turn up missing?
Man #2: Because no one knows where you are when they notice you aren't there.
Man #1: So you're telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time?
Man#2:You can't appear and disappear at the same time, the b*tch ain't David Copperfield.
Man #1: But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else at the same time, so when you turn up you're never missing, and when you're missing you never turn up.
Man #2: Damn, unless you is a zombie.
Gamespot, you are all welcome. No need to thank me for these very deep and meaningful words. With that I say goodnight.
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