Favourite blurb on a game's boxart?

Haven't seen this topic before, and it just sprung to my mind when looking at my game collection.

What is your favourite blurb on the back of a game, thatsounds great andreally made you want to play it

For me (out of my current collection) its Bioshock and Saw.

Bioshock

"Caught between powerful forces and hunted down by genetically mutated citizens you come to grips with a mysterious and fascinating world that not only challenges your capacity to adapt and survive, but brings to question your values and commitments asking: Do you exploit the innocent citizens of Rapture to save yourself or do you risk all to become their savior?"

SAW

"Have you got what it takes to survive Jigsaw's grisly scheme? Battle your way through vicious and gruesome traps, think quickly and act swiftly to save yourself from the most brutal death imaginable. Fight Jigsaw's terrifying minions and uncover his deepest darkest secret. Are you sure you want to play a game?"

Modern Warfare 2 : oh wait...it doesn't have a blurb, that's why it's good.

Do most people actually read the blurb? Unless they are extremely bored.

Assassin's Creed 2

Demon's Souls. "Deep beneath the Nexus, the Old One has awakened. A mighty demon horde pours into Boletaria, devouring the souls of men. Called upon by a maiden in black, you go forth to lift the curse...."

UC2 should have had a blurb on the box saying "Awwww, kitty got wet"

Modern Warfare 2 : oh wait...it doesn't have a blurb, that's why it's good.

Do most people actually read the blurb? Unless they are extremely bored.

NevecLP

Well I read every blurb for every game I get, even if I do know what is about