I just bought a playstaion 3 yesterday for my brother and my question is how do Iinsert game cds into it? Is their a button to press with a cd tray ejecting? Or is their just a slot whereI push the cd in and it sucks it in?
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There's a slot, ok? A slot. S-L-O-T. You still with my here, or am I going to fast? There is a silver bit around it. Found it yet? Good. Anyway, you take the game ps3 game (imagine a donut, but flattened and made of plastic) and put it near the hole. Make sure the picture (the pretty bit) is facing upwards. Then, you push. Not too hard, you might break it, just a simple. Little. Push. Then the PS3 will magically suck the disc in. And tadaaaa! Now you can play!
This is actually a good question becuase last gen was all about tray loaders...
I dunno why all you guys are flaming him.
Listening to your problem made me lol thinking of when a friend of mine, who's 25, stopped over and we played some PS3 and I had him turn on the PS3 and put in the game. He couldn't figure it out. I had to get up and help him. Here I thought my friend was the only idiot.I just bought a playstaion 3 yesterday for my brother and my question is how do Iinsert game cds into it? Is their a button to press with a cd tray ejecting? Or is their just a slot whereI push the cd in and it sucks it in?
viiin2
Lmao, good advice.There's a slot, ok? A slot. S-L-O-T. You still with my here, or am I going to fast? There is a silver bit around it. Found it yet? Good. Anyway, you take the game ps3 game (imagine a donut, but flattened and made of plastic) and put it near the hole. Make sure the picture (the pretty bit) is facing upwards. Then, you push. Not too hard, you might break it, just a simple. Little. Push. Then the PS3 will magically suck the disc in. And tadaaaa! Now you can play!
lukas1051
There's a slot, ok? A slot. S-L-O-T. You still with my here, or am I going to fast? There is a silver bit around it. Found it yet? Good. Anyway, you take the game ps3 game (imagine a donut, but flattened and made of plastic) and put it near the hole. Make sure the picture (the pretty bit) is facing upwards. Then, you push. Not too hard, you might break it, just a simple. Little. Push. Then the PS3 will magically suck the disc in. And tadaaaa! Now you can play!
lukas1051
lol, nice one. Now it is impossible not to get it right. :lol:
[QUOTE="lukas1051"]
There's a slot, ok? A slot. S-L-O-T. You still with my here, or am I going to fast? There is a silver bit around it. Found it yet? Good. Anyway, you take the game ps3 game (imagine a donut, but flattened and made of plastic) and put it near the hole. Make sure the picture (the pretty bit) is facing upwards. Then, you push. Not too hard, you might break it, just a simple. Little. Push. Then the PS3 will magically suck the disc in. And tadaaaa! Now you can play!
M0wen10
lol, nice one. Now it is impossible not to get it right. :lol:
LolIt's top-loading, like the PS1. The first time you press the button (which looks like an EJECT button, but that's because of an EVIL CURSE, I'll get to that later), it will beep at you three times. These are AUDITORY CLUES to an ANCIENT RUNIC ALPHABET that when written, will break the curse. Okay, now it gets tricky. Get yourself a CROWBAR and an ACETYLENE TORCH. Use the TORCH to soften up the top of the console, and then use the CROWBAR to peel the "Playstation 3" letters off. Again, use the TORCH to make the letters sticky and place them back on the console so they spell JYSTAT 3 PLOY. This is an ANCIENT ALPHABET. You'll need to get the J and second Y yourself somewhere else. DON'T LOSE THE N, you need to eat this later.
Inserting these letters in the correct order will BREAK THE CURSE, but the console still WILL NOT OPEN. Okay, you following me op? Good. EAT THE LETTER N. Wait TWELVE HOURS. You must now chant JYSTAT 3 PLOY several times, BUT NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PS3. You are not yet ready for the final battle, so DON'T TRY.
After the ninth chant, the GOD OF GAMING will appear in front of you. He will look like a combination of THOR and A NERDY GUY. He will grant you THE HAMMER OF SONY.
Use the hammer to SMASH OPEN THE PS3. You have won the final battle. Insert the disc. Begin to play.
Now if you had just read the MANUAL, you would have known this already.
It's top-loading, like the PS1. The first time you press the button (which looks like an EJECT button, but that's because of an EVIL CURSE, I'll get to that later), it will beep at you three times. These are AUDITORY CLUES to an ANCIENT RUNIC ALPHABET that when written, will break the curse. Okay, now it gets tricky. Get yourself a CROWBAR and an ACETYLENE TORCH. Use the TORCH to soften up the top of the console, and then use the CROWBAR to peel the "Playstation 3" letters off. Again, use the TORCH to make the letters sticky and place them back on the console so they spell JYSTAT 3 PLOY. This is an ANCIENT ALPHABET. You'll need to get the J and second Y yourself somewhere else. DON'T LOSE THE N, you need to eat this later.
Inserting these letters in the correct order will BREAK THE CURSE, but the console still WILL NOT OPEN. Okay, you following me op? Good. EAT THE LETTER N. Wait TWELVE HOURS. You must now chant JYSTAT 3 PLOY several times, BUT NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PS3. You are not yet ready for the final battle, so DON'T TRY.
After the ninth chant, the GOD OF GAMING will appear in front of you. He will look like a combination of THOR and A NERDY GUY. He will grant you THE HAMMER OF SONY.
Use the hammer to SMASH OPEN THE PS3. You have won the final battle. Insert the disc. Begin to play.
Now if you had just read the MANUAL, you would have known this already.
LMAO!Thats freakin hilariousbecause theres no reason for this level of ignorance ("stupidity") the PS3 comes with a manual... if you're that much of a nub what are you doing with a PS3 in the first place...This is actually a good question becuase last gen was all about tray loaders...
I dunno why all you guys are flaming him.
samuraiguns
maybe he should have gotten a Nes.. that might be a little more on par with his "technical abilities"I hear the 360 has a tray.
Maybe he should've gotten that.
Scianix-Black
I just bought a playstaion 3 yesterday for my brother and my question is how do Iinsert game cds into it? Is their a button to press with a cd tray ejecting? Or is their just a slot whereI push the cd in and it sucks it in?
viiin2
*facepalm*
[QUOTE="PoisoN_Facecam0"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]maybe he should have gotten a Nes.. that might be a little more on par with his "technical abilities" Last I checked, NES didn't use a cd tray. no but hopefully he would be able to figure it out.. :roll:I hear the 360 has a tray.
Maybe he should've gotten that.
GAMESHARQ
You know, this guy is actually using the forums for what they were made for. no stupid ps3 is better than 360 threads, or ffvii remake threads that waste everyones time. not even the 714th mgs5 thread.
Whoever flames this guy, or insults his intelligence are ignorant.
Wow! you know how to use a video game console, whoop dee doo
Leave the guy alone
You know, this guy is actually using the forums for what they were made for. no stupid ps3 is better than 360 threads, or ffvii remake threads that waste everyones time. not even the 714th mgs5 thread.
Whoever flames this guy, or insults his intelligence are ignorant.
Wow! you know how to use a video game console, whoop dee doo
Leave the guy alone
xkal318
Agree... Have fun TC!
Omg That actually made me laugh :lol:It's top-loading, like the PS1. The first time you press the button (which looks like an EJECT button, but that's because of an EVIL CURSE, I'll get to that later), it will beep at you three times. These are AUDITORY CLUES to an ANCIENT RUNIC ALPHABET that when written, will break the curse. Okay, now it gets tricky. Get yourself a CROWBAR and an ACETYLENE TORCH. Use the TORCH to soften up the top of the console, and then use the CROWBAR to peel the "Playstation 3" letters off. Again, use the TORCH to make the letters sticky and place them back on the console so they spell JYSTAT 3 PLOY. This is an ANCIENT ALPHABET. You'll need to get the J and second Y yourself somewhere else. DON'T LOSE THE N, you need to eat this later.
Inserting these letters in the correct order will BREAK THE CURSE, but the console still WILL NOT OPEN. Okay, you following me op? Good. EAT THE LETTER N. Wait TWELVE HOURS. You must now chant JYSTAT 3 PLOY several times, BUT NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PS3. You are not yet ready for the final battle, so DON'T TRY.
After the ninth chant, the GOD OF GAMING will appear in front of you. He will look like a combination of THOR and A NERDY GUY. He will grant you THE HAMMER OF SONY.
Use the hammer to SMASH OPEN THE PS3. You have won the final battle. Insert the disc. Begin to play.
Now if you had just read the MANUAL, you would have known this already.
ngwoo
You bought a PS3 yesterday and you still don't know how to insert discs. WOW!!! I don't think that i have ever seen a dumber therad than this.I just bought a playstaion 3 yesterday for my brother and my question is how do Iinsert game cds into it? Is their a button to press with a cd tray ejecting? Or is their just a slot whereI push the cd in and it sucks it in?
viiin2
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