How to SPEND more time with your PS3

Hello There,

Here are a few ways that you can use to make yourself spend more time with your PS3 :D

1.) If you love your PS3 then you would defintely buy it a bed so then it can recharge/relax its amazing talents

2.) If you love your PS3 then you would give it a bath/shower in the morning to keep the system cool

3.) Breakfast would always keep it happy and the harddrive would always excrete by deleting !

4.) Cuddling your PS3 results in love and high performance.

5.) Buy your PS3 a Toy to keep it happy

6,) Never scold your PS3 as its usual your fault :P

7.) Never cheat on your PS3 by touching a 360 or a Wii as that will result in instant termination/orphange of ur ps3

Thank you, Comments are welcome and please try to continue this with your knowledge !!

oh and

8.) never treat it as a sexual object/desire :P

Supply it with plenty ofsouls at night.

Feed it enough power.

Give it a rub and polish each time youinsert or eject a game.

Admire its radiance.

Never disrespect it or play on another console.

Tell it how much you love it every hour.

Make sure the SIXAXIS is charged frequently.

Ive gave mine a nice Tv so it could watch its soaps in HD while i was at school lol, and then when i get home I give it a nice big hug and make it DL me some MGS and KZ2 vids! It needs a workout after a long day of sitting on its assFF-resevil-halo

It's nice ass at that :)

TORTURE !

Make the PS3 scream by flushing the controller down the toilet.. then going outside to retrieve it out of the pipes

AROUSE !

superglue the PS3 to a yo-yo and yank it up and down from your house roof

BE NICE !

Open the cabinet door when you've played 10+ hours of Fight Night Round 3

BE YOU !

Blindfold a Kangaroo and put the PS3 in its pouch to make it think its her baby :P

Mine does what it's told. It knows who's boss. When it works fine, it gets to eat LOL
Denji

TORTURE !

Make the PS3 scream by flushing the controller down the toilet.. then going outside to retrieve it out of the pipes

AROUSE !

superglue the PS3 to a yo-yo and yank it up and down from your house roof

BE NICE !

Open the cabinet door when you've played 10+ hours of Fight Night Round 3

BE YOU !

Blindfold a Kangaroo and put the PS3 in its pouch to make it think its her baby :P

dbzee_cool

lmao. i love the kangaroo bit. :lol:

whatch out while putting disks into its drive, it could acquire a taste for human flesh.GIJesse77

well my PS3 nibbles on my finger :D

[QUOTE="dbzee_cool"]

TORTURE !

Make the PS3 scream by flushing the controller down the toilet.. then going outside to retrieve it out of the pipes

AROUSE !

superglue the PS3 to a yo-yo and yank it up and down from your house roof

BE NICE !

Open the cabinet door when you've played 10+ hours of Fight Night Round 3

BE YOU !

Blindfold a Kangaroo and put the PS3 in its pouch to make it think its her baby :P

SikKwuN

lmao. i love the kangaroo bit. :lol:

thank you :D:D

Hello There,

Here are a few ways that you can use to make yourself spend more time with your PS3 :D

1.) If you love your PS3 then you would defintely buy it a bed so then it can recharge/relax its amazing talents

2.) If you love your PS3 then you would give it a bath/shower in the morning to keep the system cool

3.) Breakfast would always keep it happy and the harddrive would always excrete by deleting !

4.) Cuddling your PS3 results in love and high performance.

5.) Buy your PS3 a Toy to keep it happy

6,) Never scold your PS3 as its usual your fault :P

7.) Never cheat on your PS3 by touching a 360 or a Wii as that will result in instant termination/orphange of ur ps3

Thank you, Comments are welcome and please try to continue this with your knowledge !!

dbzee_cool

lmao i do all those cept 2 and 7. not two because, well, i likeit dirtayyy :D

[QUOTE="dbzee_cool"]

Hello There,

Here are a few ways that you can use to make yourself spend more time with your PS3 :D

1.) If you love your PS3 then you would defintely buy it a bed so then it can recharge/relax its amazing talents

2.) If you love your PS3 then you would give it a bath/shower in the morning to keep the system cool

3.) Breakfast would always keep it happy and the harddrive would always excrete by deleting !

4.) Cuddling your PS3 results in love and high performance.

5.) Buy your PS3 a Toy to keep it happy

6,) Never scold your PS3 as its usual your fault :P

7.) Never cheat on your PS3 by touching a 360 or a Wii as that will result in instant termination/orphange of ur ps3

Thank you, Comments are welcome and please try to continue this with your knowledge !!

SikKwuN

lmao i do all those cept 2 and 7. not two because, well, i likeit dirtayyy :D

lol really ? so you bought it a bed !? nice one :D

^^ yh :lol: i remember that haha - Yea, nice thread :) my hephew is 2 and he leaned on it to stand up i was like :shock: you crazy motha!Dante865

lol nice.. but what a hephew ? :P

Rule 7 is untrue.

Me, my 360, and my PS3 have hawt times together.

[QUOTE="FF-resevil-halo"]Ive gave mine a nice Tv so it could watch its soaps in HD while i was at school lol, and then when i get home I give it a nice big hug and make it DL me some MGS and KZ2 vids! It needs a workout after a long day of sitting on its assDante865

It's nice ass at that :)

Well I dont know about you, but I'd say the PS3 was male over anything else, women can't handle that much power, they get hot flushes and need their blanket before they will work again, much like one particular console...

(Xbox 360: Hot flushes - Overheat, Blanket - Towel Trick)