My wife and I are both gamers. We each have our own PS3. Last night I was playing a little Hot Shots Golf and decided I was in a co-op mood. So I ask her " Honey do you want to go online?" I get no response. So I power down my PS3 and go into the living room to see what the apple of my eye is up to. Moth*******r!!! She's playing that f*****g god**** Super Stardust HD again. Now don't get me wrong I used to like the game when it first came out. After a few months of playing it, IMO it gets old quick. Now every night I get to either watch her play it again (my god she has not even gotten to the second planet yet WTF) or hear her cuss like a sailer at this game. So being a the nice guy I am I ask her do you want to play together? I recieved a very curt no. Then I ask her do you want to share a game and try and reach the second planet together? The icey look of disdain she shot me, I would have been better off asking for Keira Knightley to spend the night with us. So I leave the living room feeling a little dejected, and then I hear her mutter "you only reached those planets because you cheated" and "nobody says I suck". WTF I have been scorned over a video game and a downloaded one on top of that. It is getting ridiculous. I have known some girls who are so self conscious that they wont get naked or eat in front of a guy. But my whacked out bride will not even play games in front of me (if the nudity becomes an issue, it is off to divorce court). So in other words I got dumped for Super Stardust HD ( it would not hurt so bad if I had been dumped for Rock Band Or Hot Shots Golf) The only consolation I have is that she still has not made to the second planet. Ha Ha take that girlie.
lol i downloaded this game at the weekend i love it, the night i downloaded it i was just gonna play a bit before i went to sleep it was about 1am after what i thought was 30-45 mins it was getting light outside. turns out i played it 4 hours without a break lol. its very addictive only on the 3rd planet atm but i like to play from the first onwards everytime i like the big score and if i can avoid dieing then the extra lives and weapon upgrades might be vital :)
and i ended up playing it for another hour before i put my pad down due to cramp, would have gone to sleep after i found out the time originaly but i was gonna get up to watch the F1 so it was better to stay up than sleep for 2 hours :)
lmao siwelcram, dude I feel your pain! My wife has taken over my PS3 for Hot Shots Golf. It's a good thing I still got Team Fortress 2 to play on the PC.
lmao siwelcram, dude I feel your pain! My wife has taken over my PS3 for Hot Shots Golf. It's a good thing I still got Team Fortress 2 to play on the PC.lokestar
It's getting to the point where I would trade her in for Trent my caddy. He always has nice thing to say, unlike her.
Ha Ha, she just called me to say she did not like my thread. She also said she does not suck ( then why are you still on the first planet after playing every night for over a month)LOL I'm gonna get it tonight.
I have a little piece of text I think she'd like to read.
$1000 and I stay shut. :P
That is one of the funniest "My wife is a *****" stories ever. I say you delete SSD and tell her you're gonna play Army of Two co-op. If she declines, I think it's time to withold your sword of justice from her.
OP, I give you 777% permission to flame me for this for I know I shouldn't be laughing in the least sense about the seriousness that this situation could get...but...
lol....that is a rather funny story. Seriously, you just made my headache worse by your story. It was that funny.
I have a little piece of text I think she'd like to read.
$1000 and I stay shut. :P
That is one of the funniest "My wife is a *****" stories ever. I say you delete SSD and tell her you're gonna play Army of Two co-op. If she declines, I think it's time to withold your sword of justice from her.
BurningChimaera
Halp me!!! Lokked in the baesment, typing with my nose. Duct tape is starting to sting. Thanxs for the advise guys. Some 1 please call 411.
I have a little piece of text I think she'd like to read.
$1000 and I stay shut. :P
That is one of the funniest "My wife is a *****" stories ever. I say you delete SSD and tell her you're gonna play Army of Two co-op. If she declines, I think it's time to withold your sword of justice from her.
siwelcram
Halp me!!! Lokked in the baesment, typing with my nose. Duct tape is starting to sting. Thanxs for the advise guys. Some 1 please call 411.
I'm on me way. But your still getting slapped in the head for bringing up JoJo.
I have a little piece of text I think she'd like to read.
$1000 and I stay shut. :P
That is one of the funniest "My wife is a *****" stories ever. I say you delete SSD and tell her you're gonna play Army of Two co-op. If she declines, I think it's time to withold your sword of justice from her.
Blackwater001
Halp me!!! Lokked in the baesment, typing with my nose. Duct tape is starting to sting. Thanxs for the advise guys. Some 1 please call 411.
I'm on me way. But your still getting slapped in the head for bringing up JoJo.
Thank goodness. A true friend. Bring a six pack and your pool girl. I will take my slap like a man.
I have a little piece of text I think she'd like to read.
$1000 and I stay shut. :P
That is one of the funniest "My wife is a *****" stories ever. I say you delete SSD and tell her you're gonna play Army of Two co-op. If she declines, I think it's time to withold your sword of justice from her.
siwelcram
Halp me!!! Lokked in the baesment, typing with my nose. Duct tape is starting to sting. Thanxs for the advise guys. Some 1 please call 411.
I'm on me way. But your still getting slapped in the head for bringing up JoJo.
Thank goodness. A true friend. Bring a six pack and your pool girl. I will take my slap like a man.
You want me to bring Pearl? Damn it, now I have to find that Elk Call again.
quit complaining drunk, im ashamed of you!...you're wife is enjoying playing ps3 on her own ps3 not yours...thus giving you time to do whatever...while mines annoys the hell out of me...
quit complaining drunk, im ashamed of you!...you're wife is enjoying playing ps3 on her own ps3 not yours...thus giving you time to do whatever...while mines annoys the hell out of me...Judonwanit
Boo hoo Singstar. We have a rule in the Siwelcram household. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. You should try it. What's up with the missus anyway? Did she get bored of Rock Band?
rockband, i have never touched that wretchet game. same as guitar zero. my girl doesnt touch my ps3, she only gets on to comunicate with me whenever i am out and about with my psp or at friends houses who have ps3's...but as u see when u get on, i am always on so i cannot complain.
rockband, i have never touched that wretchet game. same as guitar zero. my girl doesnt touch my ps3, she only gets on to comunicate with me whenever i am out and about with my psp or at friends houses who have ps3's...but as u see when u get on, i am always on so i cannot complain.
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