If Jack Thomson made a video game...what would it be like?

Just because we're here, a PS3 game. *Shrugs*

Jack Thomson, at his best.

For those that don't know.

You would get to be Jack Thompson and you would complain about GTA and create setups to catch people selling M rated games to minors.

And it would be in first person and have online capabilities.:P

There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|freakyzeeky1986

The cake is a lie.

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|bochero

The cake is a lie.

It is not a lie... :x

I saw it! :cry:

[QUOTE="bochero"]

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|freakyzeeky1986

The cake is a lie.

It is not a lie... :x

I saw it! :cry:

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"][QUOTE="bochero"]

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|Vyse_Legends

The cake is a lie.

It is not a lie... :x

I saw it! :cry:

Nuh-uh!!! If the cake is a lie then we are all a lie my friend.

No, his game would be Jackie going around stealing people's minds cause he wants to think for you. And then all the people he captures are forced to do 24 hour bible study in some nazi prison camp.

"HEY KID! PUT DOWN THAT GAME OF DOOM BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEBODY!" *zaapp!*

Video games are the work of Satan kids! Just remember about Rock & Roll in the 50's!

Two scenarios:

One I imagine will be a game like that episode of itchy and scratchy where they were drinking lemonade together.

Porch Pals

Scratchy: "Lemonade?"
Itchy: "Please."
Scratchy: "I made it just for you."
Itchy: "You are my best friend. Mmm. This really hits the spot."
Scratchy: "Doesn't it though?"
Itchy: "You make really good lemonade, Scratchy."
Scratchy: "Thank you, Itchy."

The other scenario I imagine is Jack's Inner self. You go through the game trying to stop kids from playing violent video games. But then your inner self sometimes take control and you control jack as a snm wearing child rapist. Imagine prince of persia two thrones if it sucked balls.

i kno him and his son and all his kid does is play video games including GTA, his son has a xbox 360 and is addicted to halo

and yea im not lying

In response to portal's still alive song over the credits, Jack thompsons game would have this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Eh...it'd probably be like Paper Boy. Except instead of throwing papers at houses...you'd stop in front of them, walk to the door, and consfiscate violent videogames from children...

Every game taken = 1 point.

The final boss would be a school shooting or something...but right before it happens, Jack Thompson would run into the school and "talk some sense" into the violent videogame crazed kids that are shooting up the school and save the day!

Then after you beat it, there'd be a black screen with THE END in the center. And underneath that, a quote from Mr. Thompson himself, and a pixelated image of him smiling with his thumbs up!!! "Now wasn't that more fun than violence!? Reset and play again!!!"

...

i think it would be like Sneak King except Jack will be handing out fliers trying to get people to ban M rated games

@rhyumavampire,G-Legend,bochero, Chaos_Bladez, sa10kun,Denji.

:lol:

ROTFLACATWTTG!

(Roll on the floor, laughing and crying all the way to the grave!)

I'm loving the variety in the polls too.:P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Video_Game_Proposal

"Jack Thompson wrote a letter that describes a game whose protagonist is Osaki Kim, the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer who played a game about beating people to death with a bat. The game intro shows the court session where the killer is sentenced to "only" life in prison.

Osaki Kim then swears vengeance, and gets weapons, "even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats." Kim goes to New York to kill Paula Eibel, the CEO of "Take This", the company that made the "murder simulator on which his son's killer trained", along with her husband and kids, then urinates on their severed brain stems (as in Postal²). Kim then kills the lawyers of "Blank, Stare", the law firm that defended Take This, "with singer Jackson Browne's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring." Kim then destroys high-tech video arcades called "GameWerks". Lastly, he goes to E³ on its opening at May 10, 2006, destroying all video game industry execs in "one final, monstrously delicious rampage".

Along the way, Kim steals supplies from Best Buy, Circuit City, Target and Wal-Mart stores, and roughs up store managers and clerks, yelling "'You should have checked kids' IDs!'""

Something like that, I bet.

It'd be more of a lecture than a game.AnFangs_Endes

So true..

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"][QUOTE="bochero"]

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|theycallmeryan

The cake is a lie.

It is not a lie... :x

I saw it! :cry:

Nuh-uh!!! If the cake is a lie then we are all a lie my friend.

Move along people. Nothing to see here.

[spoiler] [QUOTE="theycallmeryan"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"][QUOTE="bochero"]

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]There would be lots of teddy bears with cake,:|AnFangs_Endes

The cake is a lie.

It is not a lie... :x

I saw it! :cry:

Nuh-uh!!! If the cake is a lie then we are all a lie my friend.

Move along people. Nothing to see here.

The last cake quote speaks truth. -_-;

The option I voted for btw.

Dear jack.

Die.

Sincerely, Rogerjak

Dear jack.

Die.

Sincerely, Rogerjak

rogerjak

:oh?

lol. That's jacked up!

The dudes job is to sue ppl and take their money of course hes gonna come up with this stuff. Just like Chris Rock said

- What ever happened to CRAZY?? You can't be CRAAAZY no mo' -