Recently, I've been having a blast playing AC2 and the Bad Company 2 Beta on my PS3. I just finished AC2 the other night, so I put back the game in it's case, and put it back into the game shelf were all my games go.
Right then, I noticed my Kilzone 2 copy that came with my PS3. It was collecting dust from the first time I played it, which was also the last time. Feeling the Holiday spirit still within me, I wanted to give Kilzone another chance.
I wiped off the dust, and popped the game into my PS3. Within 20 minutes, I knew exactly why this game was utter crap.
I admired the graphics, and loved the way lighting worked but then realized that... I hate the characters, I hate the story, I hate the fact that my weapons seemed like bb guns with the helghan absorbing so many shots, I hate the logic of it (there is no logic), I hate the uber-macho main characters that you're supposed to like, I hate the atmosphere of it (cliche), I hate the fact that enemies ALWAYS stand just in front of red barrels,
I hate the crappy cliche attempt of modeling Hitler.
I hate how they can safely (for the most part) send flying pods with a crew of 6 or so people down to Helghan to land (and they DON'T get blown up by anti air craft weapons!), but they can't just drop A-bombs instead.
I hate Kilzone 2.
Rico ruins the game for me, if I ever met anyone like him in real life, I would spit on him. Memorable quotes include something like
"Yeah let's kick ass!"
"**** politics!"
"Oh I'm not so good at history either."
"Listening to this **** makes me want to break something."
Reminds me of MTV's stupid stupid stupid new show, "Jersey Shore".
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