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'Sup dudes. It's Hale from those Residen- er... Resistor game things. Maybe Resistance? Bahhh, it doesn't matter.
I've come back from an alternate universe to answer any kind of question you might be dying to ask me.
But if you post spoilers, I'll fire this Bullseye down your throat.
Why is Old Snake better then you?
Swift_Boss_A
Who the hell is Old Snake? What kind of name is that?
Tell me, has he ever shut down an entire network of alien-crafted super-towers to save an entire continent from certain doom?
Why was Resistance 2 so different from Resistance 1?
Why do you have a beard?
Why are you bald?
Do you play Halo?
What do you think of that dude from Killzone 2?K1LLR3175
Because after the final events of Resistance 1, I gained a proposterous sense of manliness and awesomeness - that's why.
Because they cut shaving supplies from the budget to pay for those tanks.
This is a standard cut in the American military.
Halo? You mean that guy in the Power Ranger suit? I kicked his ass once. Never heard from him again.
I could kick his butt.
well i was gonna ask you something about the end of r2 but i dont want to get shot in the throat
megapikachu101
Damn straight.
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[QUOTE="Swift_Boss_A"]
Who the hell is Old Snake? What kind of name is that?
Tell me, has he ever shut down an entire network of alien-crafted super-towers to save an entire continent from certain doom?
[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]Why was Resistance 2 so different from Resistance 1?
Why do you have a beard?
Why are you bald?
Do you play Halo?
What do you think of that dude from Killzone 2?hazelnutman
Because after the final events of Resistance 1, I gained a proposterous sense of manliness and awesomeness - that's why.
Because they cut shaving supplies from the budget to pay for those tanks.
This is a standard cut in the American military.
Halo? You mean that guy in the Power Ranger suit? I kicked his ass once. Never heard from him again.
I could kick his butt.
well i was gonna ask you something about the end of r2 but i dont want to get shot in the throat
megapikachu101
Damn straight.
so who will we play as in r3? since you know what happened :P
Mr Hale, Why don't my parents love me? :(
Swift_Boss_A
At least you have parents.
Both of my parents both succumbed to the influenza epidemic of 1918 and 1924. I went to live with Aunt Rachel afterwards, but she soon died as well.
so who will we play as in r3? since you know what happened :P
megapikachu101
What the hell are you talking about? Nathan Hale is the star of the Resistance games! Is this a spoiler?! - cuz I swear, if it is...
Have you ever eaten Nutella.
NoobisMaxcimus
**** yeah, mother****er. Nutella - that **** is ****ing awesome.
Ever played Mass Effect?
psn8214
I played that one till I got some sweet lovin' from some alien chicks. I quit the game after that.
i've got 2 more
1. in the alternate universe did my grandma get killed by chimera?
2.what do you think about nathan drake?
megapikachu101
No, your grandma is totally fine. I can't say the same about you though...
Nathan Drake is totally my BFF. We go to Hooters every Friday to unwind.
Is it true you have three testicles?
brumley53
Three?! That's disgusting!!!
A man like me has at least seven.
WHERE IS RESISTANCE 3!!!
Prince-Noctis
Somewhere. You're not looking hard enough.
Will you marry me?
MetroidPrimePwn
Well, that depends. How's your Chimeran kill-count?
You guys...
...are so dead.
Don't make me get the Goliaths.
what is your favorite weapon?
do you like cats?
megapikachu101
I love the M5 and Bullseye of course.
Hells yeah, cats rule. Here are some pictures I took of my own cats:
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