Nariko vs Kratos = MOST EPIC BATTLE EVER!!

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#1 LP4EVA2005
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c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. or even team-up (but i prefer them fighting each other lol)

and i kno what most of u are gonna say ""how is that possible? nariko is *******"" and i understand that but its just something that i thought would be cool.

anyways whatt about u guys/girls u think soo? or better yet, tell me who you would like to see duke it out till the death or even team-up?

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#2 gera34
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c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. or even team-up (but i prefer them fighting each other lol)

and i kno what most of u are gonna say ""how is that possible? nariko is *******"" and i understand that but its just something that i thought would be cool.

anyways whatt about u guys/girls u think soo? or better yet, tell me who you would like to see duke it out till the death or even team-up?

LP4EVA2005

4 me is boring that idea, i prefer to see kratos in the next Soul Calibur

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#3 rogerjak
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It would end up in a pregnancy I'm sure.
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#4 G-Legend
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LMFAO a pregnancy haha to make the best baby ever, but Kratos would win sorry :P
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#5 GameFreakJason
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They would probably make love.

And then create a baby that betrays Kratos if they wanted to continue a storyline.

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#6 Silent-Hal
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Kratos would smash that puny **** into the ground. The fact that her main weapon slowly kills her doesn't help :P.

Edit: Edited due to censor bypassing.

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#7 tgschmidt
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wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. LP4EVA2005
you should get banned just for that line. what in the world is wrong with you?
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It would end up in a pregnancy I'm sure.rogerjak

BAHAHAHA! That made me laff

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#9 tidan
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Meh that fight is to easy, Kratos would win easily. an awesome fight would be Goku from dragon ball z vrs the Ultrasaurus from power rangers. Goku is well... Goku lol. And for anyone who doesnt know what the ultrasaurus is it is a giant wall with a dinosaur head that just blasts nukes in every direction till everything is killed. That would be an awesome fight!
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#10 LP4EVA2005
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[QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"] wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. tgschmidt
you should get banned just for that line. what in the world is wrong with you?

ok'fine (dont get your pantys all in a bunch dude) if i offended any1 im sry, jeez..

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Meh that fight is to easy, Kratos would win easily. an awesome fight would be Goku from dragon ball z vrs the Ultrasaurus from power rangers. Goku is well... Goku lol. And for anyone who doesnt know what the ultrasaurus is it is a giant wall with a dinosaur head that just blasts nukes in every direction till everything is killed. That would be an awesome fight!tidan
LAME!
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Meh that fight is to easy, Kratos would win easily. an awesome fight would be Goku from dragon ball z vrs the Ultrasaurus from power rangers. Goku is well... Goku lol. And for anyone who doesnt know what the ultrasaurus is it is a giant wall with a dinosaur head that just blasts nukes in every direction till everything is killed. That would be an awesome fight!tidan

EPIC FAIL

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Kratos would win, he took out powerful gods

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whats the point? kratos would just have sex with nariko and leave her.
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c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it)..

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#15 LP4EVA2005
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ok, so you guyz tell me who u think would give kratos a run for his money?
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#16 EmyrsII
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your showdown is going to happen on Oct 21st.

I got my LBP preorders from Gamestop and Bestbuy for both Sackboy costumes!

Kratos sackboy and Nariko sackgirl battle royale! hahah

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#17 AgentH
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[QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"]

c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it)..

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Kratos *Swings blades of chaos* (Narikos head rolls on floor)

Kratos: :D

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#19 sinistergoggles
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Those guys who did Haloid and the Dead Fantasy should make a vid of this battle! :o
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#20 Lyphe2k
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Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell?
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Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? Lyphe2k
Twice no?
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[QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? rogerjak
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?
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[QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? avataraang1
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?
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[QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? rogerjak
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?

Able to do the impossible countless times no?
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#25 rogerjak
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[QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? avataraang1
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?

Able to do the impossible countless times no?

And will have a third instalment no?
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[QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? rogerjak
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?

Able to do the impossible countless times no?

And will have a third instalment no?

Looks GODLIKE no?
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How bout Kratos VS. ..................... SACKBOY
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How bout Kratos VS. ..................... SACKBOYCONMAN999PS

Lol

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#29 KrzyJoe
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Who the Hell is Nariko??! I bet Kratos would chop him in half
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#30 KrzyJoe
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Ok Ok I know who it is now haha i never played heavenly sword but for those that said that kratos would have sex with her and leave her well i actually saw a pic of them actually doing it:D like the other day
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[QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? avataraang1
Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?

Able to do the impossible countless times no?

And will have a third instalment no?

Looks GODLIKE no?

fictional character no?

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#32 Symphonycometh
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I am no fan of Kratos, in fact, I think he's a crappy character, even for an action game. So disregard any of "potentially" bias vote towards Nariko. I'd probably put up a poor argument for her anyways.
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#34 Vendrena
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ok, so you guyz tell me who u think would give kratos a run for his money?LP4EVA2005

only character that could take on kratos and either beat him or do some serious damage to kratos is...

Dante from devil may cry

i\m only answering his question, so please people i dont want to see "well kratos can kill gods!" or "dante cant die!!|

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Yeah, their would be a sexytime minigame. But this would definitley be an awesome battle or even better if they teamed up.
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#36 mastiffchild
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Kratos would whip off her gravity baffling hair and all would be lost for the ginger swordplaying sexpot as she ran bleating to the medieval salon for "emergency" hair repairs. Or a wig.
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[QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"]ok, so you guyz tell me who u think would give kratos a run for his money?Vendrena

only character that could take on kratos and either beat him or do some serious damage to kratos is...

Dante from devil may cry

i\m only answering his question, so please people i dont want to see "well kratos can kill gods!" or "dante cant die!!|

yes now that would be a battle but I cant really say Kratos would win seeing how Dante stabbed himself with his own giant sword handle and all and walked it off like it was nothing, but My vote would go to Kratos for pure brutality alone, with that said sephiroth owns all end of story.

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#38 LP4EVA2005
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[QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"]ok, so you guyz tell me who u think would give kratos a run for his money?Vendrena

only character that could take on kratos and either beat him or do some serious damage to kratos is...

Dante from devil may cry

i\m only answering his question, so please people i dont want to see "well kratos can kill gods!" or "dante cant die!!|

yea, i was actually thinking dante could put up a fight and last long enough to make kratos break a sweat lol

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#39 jeremiah06
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Yeah, their would be a sexytime minigame. But this would definitley be an awesome battle or even better if they teamed up.king23_

Yes I would much rather have them team up. A nice short little battle out of confusion, then a team up after realizing they have a common enemy (maybe even a sex scene where they get hot and bothered and just about when they are about to get it on Kratos remembers his wife and leaves to so sharpen his swords or something to that effect) would be awesome.

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just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!?LP4EVA2005

Kratos would head-lock Nariko, rip off her head, **** down her neck, then use her hair to wipe his ***.

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[QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="avataraang1"][QUOTE="rogerjak"][QUOTE="Lyphe2k"]Kratos? You mean the same Kratos that friggin' walked out of hell? PUG_NASTY

Twice no?

Killed like 4 Gods no?

Was a god no?

Able to do the impossible countless times no?

And will have a third instalment no?

Looks GODLIKE no?

fictional character no?

Sureeeeeeeeeeee no?
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c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. or even team-up (but i prefer them fighting each other lol)

and i kno what most of u are gonna say ""how is that possible? nariko is *******"" and i understand that but its just something that i thought would be cool.

anyways whatt about u guys/girls u think soo? or better yet, tell me who you would like to see duke it out till the death or even team-up?

LP4EVA2005

lol godessly super saiyajin style nariko vs godly kratos haha that would be a truly epic thing... i hope heavanly sword 2 will come... but i want god of war 3 n thats for sure! ^^ but sinse im in a kratos/nariko thread those anyone know about the little big planet pre order sackboy/girl skins?? i heard you get one from pre ordering from electronic butique and the other from bestbuy... can anyone clear this up and if its possible to get them both?? its my destiny i tell ya haha

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[QUOTE="tidan"]Meh that fight is to easy, Kratos would win easily. an awesome fight would be Goku from dragon ball z vrs the Ultrasaurus from power rangers. Goku is well... Goku lol. And for anyone who doesnt know what the ultrasaurus is it is a giant wall with a dinosaur head that just blasts nukes in every direction till everything is killed. That would be an awesome fight!nobodylive

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Kratos would win, he took out powerful gods

goku is the most powerful warrior ever but that power rangers w.e is just not worthy to mentio holly crap whos pouted that should hang ther head in shame lol but nariko vs kratos would be an epic awesome close as hell battle both in ther prime at least dammnn what an awesome showdown that would be!

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#44 LP4EVA2005
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[QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"]

c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. or even team-up (but i prefer them fighting each other lol)

and i kno what most of u are gonna say ""how is that possible? nariko is *******"" and i understand that but its just something that i thought would be cool.

anyways whatt about u guys/girls u think soo? or better yet, tell me who you would like to see duke it out till the death or even team-up?

Meko_Gear_Solid

lol godessly super saiyajin style nariko vs godly kratos haha that would be a truly epic thing... i hope heavanly sword 2 will come... but i want god of war 3 n thats for sure! ^^ but sinse im in a kratos/nariko thread those anyone know about the little big planet pre order sackboy/girl skins?? i heard you get one from pre ordering from electronic butique and the other from bestbuy... can anyone clear this up and if its possible to get them both?? its my destiny i tell ya haha

heyy whats up meko =)..yea nariko is bestbuy and kratos is gamestop, and yes u can get both.

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#46 Meko_Gear_Solid
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[QUOTE="Meko_Gear_Solid"][QUOTE="LP4EVA2005"]

c'mon guyz, i know its crossed ur minds. just imagine if u will, nariko and kratos happend to cross paths!? wouldnt that be an awsome duel!?(i get a hard on jus thinkin about it).. or even team-up (but i prefer them fighting each other lol)

and i kno what most of u are gonna say ""how is that possible? nariko is *******"" and i understand that but its just something that i thought would be cool.

anyways whatt about u guys/girls u think soo? or better yet, tell me who you would like to see duke it out till the death or even team-up?

LP4EVA2005

lol godessly super saiyajin style nariko vs godly kratos haha that would be a truly epic thing... i hope heavanly sword 2 will come... but i want god of war 3 n thats for sure! ^^ but sinse im in a kratos/nariko thread those anyone know about the little big planet pre order sackboy/girl skins?? i heard you get one from pre ordering from electronic butique and the other from bestbuy... can anyone clear this up and if its possible to get them both?? its my destiny i tell ya haha

heyy whats up meko =)..yea nariko is bestbuy and kratos is gamestop, and yes u can get both.

hey bro! ^^ sweet topic and thank you very kindly man argh guess im going to have to get it pre ordered twice lol.. just buy once obviosly lol i wish i could afford a second for a friend >,>;; but who the hell can stand up to kratos... i swear nariko would give him a hell of a hard time worse then the dephts of hades itself... but yeah Dante would probably kill kratos after they battled for like three hundred years lol but maybe starkiller from force unleashed would be able to get em.. force push and what not would make it awfully hard for kratos to attack.. or if its in game specifically if the player is good enough Ryu could parry himself to victory haha but more seriously yeah sephiroth would be an epic battle.. but ill be original and say... Hiro Nakamura from Heroes... afterall he just has to stop time and walk behind kratos and slice.. kratos' godly head rolls fallowed by hiro yelling YATA! or something somewhat lame but totaly funny and kickass haha i love hiros i canot wait for volume 3 :o september 22nd will truly be a day worthy of rememberance! ^o^

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Found this...
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OMG!! ^^^^^^
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#49 Tacticity
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Epic fail. Kratos would tear the s#it out of Nariko
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#50 9mmSpliff
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It would end up in a pregnancy I'm sure.rogerjak


And they would sell the pictures to US Weekly for $2M