PS3 can only do everything. What would you do first?

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#1 supa_badman
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Alright, so we get the the PS3 can only do absolutely every-fricking-thingimaginable.

With the absolute power at your disposal, what endeavourwould you pursue first?

Let's keep it PG rated, eh? ;)

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#2 MethodManFTW
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make me a billionaire.
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world domination and creation of personal harem?
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#4 twilghtshero
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First thing i did was buy Assassin's Creed. i gamed that all day and all night till i beat it. its gonna be a long wait for the third one

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#5 LightR
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I'd force it to reproduce A-sexuallly. After that there's numerous things I could do with multiple PS3's.
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Multiply, divide, transform, conquer the Earth.
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#7 supa_badman
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world domination and creation of personal harem?funsohng
Best response in the thread?
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#8 DoomZaW
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I would use teh power of teh cell to travel forward in time so i could play..... DIABLO 3. didn't expect that one? :P

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Figure out everything currently unknown about the universe.
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#10 ExoticAnimal
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Have it take tests and do lab reports for me.
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#12 starfox15
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Turn it on?

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#13 hawk549
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download an update. not by choice.

After that....have it build me a monster truck.

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#14 Scianix-Black
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Pay my bills.

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#15 Sophette
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Transform into a Playstation 4 fully integrated into a compatible Super 3DHDTV.
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#16 supa_badman
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Pay my bills.

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Really Scianix? Weak sauce.

Turn it on?

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But at least it's not as smug as this post. :P
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#17 GrandJury
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I would make it do everything.
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#18 ks1990steelman
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Health... Happiness... Wealth... Women...
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#19 Wolfetan
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Do everything I want it to.

The first thing would be to end all killings. Then end hunger, and disease. Then I fyou love someone they love you back and you stay in love.

Unlimited money, and then make my own personal house with a water slide right out my window, I wake up and jump on my water slide, my wife does thew same and we get freaky. Then make the perfect game Ive always dream about. Make everyone in the world buy Uncharted 2 and love it. Kill the Call of Duty series, and activision has a publisher. Just leave the developers activison :x

Then go forward 100 years to see what the earth is like then.

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#20 Wolfetan
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Also a snow leapord that 100% guranteed would never hurt me or anything else.

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#21 Revixe06
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Health... Happiness... Wealth... Women...ks1990steelman
I'm going to have to say the same.
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#22 munkeypoo45
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it would give me the power to fly. and give me unlimited amounts of money.

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#23 captkiwi
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Play my PS2 games on my PS3 Slim.

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#24 Denji
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I would control reality and society. That's what I would do.:lol:

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#25 supa_badman
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Play my PS2 games on my PS3 Slim.

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Simplest answers are often the best. :P
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#26 Mister__Awesome
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Transform like a transformer and be my decepticon of death :P
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Figure out everything currently unknown about the universe.PetJel
Only unknown to you :D
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#28 ekultus
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I would control reality and society. That's what I would do.:lol:

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The Fed beat you to it::(
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#29 cyee
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plug it in, then turn it on

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#30 Denji
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

I would control reality and society. That's what I would do.:lol:

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The Fed beat you to it::(

lol It ain't the feds doing it:P

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#31 yentlequible
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I would use teh power of teh cell to travel forward in time so i could play..... DIABLO 3. didn't expect that one? :P

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I choose this answer as well... Diablo III FTW!!! (pretend that last part was not in ps3 forums)
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#32 Shoooryuken
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make it print money like the DS does.
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#33 parvie
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I would make it develop an eternal youth formula for myself and for those close to me.

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#34 taplok
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Give me peace of mind.

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#35 Nitrouz
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Make it impossible to get the ylod :P

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#36 psx_warrior
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Give me complete and total invulnerability.;)

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#37 Nate_
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world domination and creation of personal harem?funsohng

:-bd

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#38 Venom_Raptor
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I'd go for being super rich ;)

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#39 dkjestrup
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Invent a way to remove the aging gene, thus causing humans to live forever. I sell said technology, and become richest man on the planet. PS3 then gives me women, games, cars, immortality (physical kind) and lets me play in the NBA.
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#40 roxlimn
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Defeat my enemies, drive them before me, and then make their women lament.

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#41 d_ano
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play a ps2 game....WHAT!!!! it cant play ps2 games! im gonna sue sony for false advertising

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#42 IllegalGamer
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Make a volcano erupt.....oh **** it already happened! Success xD

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#43 ZombiefiedZomB
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Play videogames...
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#44 Hoon252
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Cook Boloney

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#45 deactivated-5d78760d7d740
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World domination of course, if I can control the world then I can only do anything right? Wait, does that make me a PS3?

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#46 nelson415
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Make me protein shakes

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#47 Captain_SOAP_
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i would do nothing.........

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#48 supa_badman
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i would do nothing.........

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TWIST! : If you do nothing then your ps3 will go all decepticon on your ass and try to kill you in the most trivial ways. Hope you like having an anvil dropping down on you and breaking your back mother sucka. :x
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#49 ImproveMind
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I would make it do this.

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#50 LightGalaxy_07
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be realistic guys.