Quick, give me a good excuse!

"im haveing female problems"

Im sure that works for you, but not for me. I have a great big giant............Adams Apple.

Nice try though.

Just do your work and stop wanting to be lazy. COD4 aint goin no where. acidBURN1942

You have no idea what I do for a living and how hard I work. Today is just a slow day but I still have to be here. Go run into a wall or something.

Mix one part mustard with two parts water, you will throw up once in about 15 minutes. Used it in high school MANY times.janzaruk

That sounds like a bet. Im on it!

Works man, good luck. It doesn't taste good.janzaruk

Well, you were right about it not tasting good but as far as making me sick............wait.......whats that..........OH CRAP!

Your Girl friend called you and was in acting like someone has died so you left to go see what it was and Turned out she broke a nail.

Something like that. Don't go into to much detail.

Tell him there is some sort of local election going on and you have to vote. He probably won't even know if it is true or not. :lol:

Or if you are willing to do absolutely anything, you could actually soil yourself and he will have no choice but to let you go. Tell him you will bring a spare pair of pants from now on. :lol:

[QUOTE="janzaruk"]Works man, good luck. It doesn't taste good.DontTazeMeBro1

Well, you were right about it not tasting good but as far as making me sick............wait.......whats that..........OH CRAP!

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[QUOTE="acidBURN1942"]Just do your work and stop wanting to be lazy. COD4 aint goin no where. acidBURN1942

You have no idea what I do for a living and how hard I work. Today is just a slow day but I still have to be here. Go run into a wall or something.

being paid for being lazy is the american dream, if you can do it, then do it.

Make yourself vomit. All over your shirt and pants. Then you'll HAVE to go home.

diarrhea never fails

if someone doubts, how hard can it be to poo in front of them? lol XD

the mustard and water idea seems like a good one *takes notes* XD

and family problems almost never fail either, someone is sick, died or will die (you if you don't play cod4 quickly you'll die :P)

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[QUOTE="acidBURN1942"]Just do your work and stop wanting to be lazy. COD4 aint goin no where. acidBURN1942

You have no idea what I do for a living and how hard I work. Today is just a slow day but I still have to be here. Go run into a wall or something.

Way to take a joke topic wayyyyyy over the line. I hope your kids will have some kind of humor in life. God knows you wont be providing it.

Im sure that works for you, but not for me. I have a great big giant............Adams Apple.

Nice try though.

DontTazeMeBro1

set fire to your desk.....blame it on the guy who cant speak english well, and say the trauma is too much to go through w/o your ps3!jakndaxter7223

lol....now, thats evil:lol:

Diarrhea, simple as thatSephirothsAngel

Flawed plan, nobody ever gets out of anything because of Diarrhea. The boss/teacher/girlfriend (*snicker*) just points to the bathroom and thats it.