Quote that PS3 Screenshot

This is where I will post a PS3 game screenshot and you will tell me what the characters in the screenshot are saying.Feel free to rate which is the funniest one. 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest. Each picture rating ends withing 3 days prior to release.And remeber, have fun, have laughter

Solid snake:- Boy! Your rock hard and your friend is crap at headChristopper

Nice. 4/5

Snake: Ah, ah, ahhhhchoo!

Snake "This isn't a, METAL GEAR!!!"

Solid Snake: 'Arr... The things I do for my country.'

^ Lol @everyone's funny comments.

Snake:

"Peek a boo....Wait...what's this....WHAT...THE...HEL....Oh God."

*Solid smacks his forhead* "if this is all he got, no wonder there's no girl statue"

OR!

Solid: "THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!..I am NOT Raiden. trust me"