I didn't have the patience to finish the first Kingdom Hearts game, but even so I think Sora would win.
Imagine you are an epic, bad ass, tragic anti hero from the age of mythology. You have betrayed and murdered all those you love and climbed out of hell itself to avenge the gods. Suddenly you are sucked out of that world and your mind has to adjust to a pointy haired kid with a key and his posse of anamorphic childrens cartoon characters.
I think Kratos would be so busy laughing himself insane, the cuddly critters could just walk over and beat on him.
Actually Kratos would totally win.
What the hell am I writing?
There goes ten minutes of my life I will never get back.
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