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#1 Spoiledgenius
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What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?

None, they both suck and empty your wallet.


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The next generation will only start when whe say so.

Because it starts with giant enemy crabs.


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I was talking with a sony fanboy. And I asked him, so what do you
think of it that the PS3 will lack rumble now?
He said, I didn't even notice rumble.

Well, if you are being brainwashed by sony or hypnotized by the "playstation" brand. You will never notice anything.

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If you are being hypnotized by the "Playstation" brand, you will never notice anything.

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#2 Cheesehead9099
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Don't worry, I'm laughing on the inside...

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#3 GenTom
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Yeah.... er... no
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#4 Prince-Noctis
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This is funny? i'm confused.

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#5 qsefthuko50
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worst videogame pick up line #478 "I hope you like lara croft so cuz i could raid your tomb"

ok so its not exactly a joke but I tryed my best

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#6 LithuanianGamer
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You don`t need dumbbells there`s PS3
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#7 ChelseaFC94
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Only the first one was funny.........
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#9 Atmanix
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These are all terrible.

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#10 2mrw
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i really wanna laugh, but something in ur jokes (they are supposed to be)is preventing me.

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#11 Furi-Kun
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What is this?:evil:

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#12 Pelon208
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About the PS3 fat

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#13 Young_Charter
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What is this?:evil:

Furi-Kun
lol
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#14 budgies
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[QUOTE="Pelon208"]

About the PS3 fat

thats the only funny joke...
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#15 Derek42
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About the PS3 fat

Pelon208

I lold

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#16 zakman15
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I love people who think they are funny, but really are just socially awkward and weird. I especially love it when they go trolling on internet forums for no reason.

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#17 Young_Charter
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okay ima give it a try.... pt.1 What did Obama do when he saw the big PS3 ? -He walked into a room with Sony Workers and walked out with a PS3 Slim and said "Change!!" pt.2 (story joke) Obama decided to walk into the Sony Company's headquarters and observe how the make a PS3 David Reeves told him it was a honor to bring him in and how him how the job was done...David Reeves shown him the PS3 60GB and Obama and his Agents arrested David Reeves immediatley and yelled out "David Reeves you are arrested to fooling this Economy and the world that your company's system is a Gaming console when it is a Nuclear Warhead!!" David Reeves goes "Wait wait im innocent!!!" Obama says "Tell it to Solid snake!!" ....I Tried....our System is so hot that you can even joke with it....here we go... Why is the PS3 so big ? ....Cuz it got cocky after the PS2 Sales and has a big ego Why is the PS3 color lights blue and green ? Its a Worm Cluster to make the 360 get the Ring of Death
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#18 Young_Charter
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i tried...lol
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#19 Atmanix
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i tried...lolYoung_Charter

You failed :(

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#20 Pelon208
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[QUOTE="Pelon208"]

About the PS3 fat

budgies

thats the only funny joke...

I won 8)

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#21 iwasgood2u
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what is fat black and white? it stands all day and broke ur tv stand? a lazy cow i bet i got most of u on this one =D
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#22 touchyourtoes
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Why did I read all of this thread. Worst. Jokes. Ever.
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#23 primetime08865
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What is lame and u can smell from a mile a way ?? this topic - once u try fat u never go back -
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#24 chaplainDMK
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The only joke in this thread is this thread

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#25 MusashiSensi
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What will the TC & the next new kid that'll sign up on gamespot today have in common?

They'll both be modded for saying things (CORNY THINGS) that will bring in the mods like sharks to an open wound in the sea.

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#26 TehSonofUgly
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What is this?:evil:

Furi-Kun

Win?

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#27 ndm250
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About the PS3 fat

Pelon208

lawl

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#28 MarcRecon
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What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?

None, they both suck and empty your wallet.


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The next generation will only start when whe say so.

Because it starts with giant enemy crabs.


__________________________________________________ ____

I was talking with a sony fanboy. And I asked him, so what do you
think of it that the PS3 will lack rumble now?
He said, I didn't even notice rumble.

Well, if you are being brainwashed by sony or hypnotized by the "playstation" brand. You will never notice anything.

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:|WHA..??

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okay ima give it a try.... pt.1 What did Obama do when he saw the big PS3 ? -He walked into a room with Sony Workers and walked out with a PS3 Slim and said "Change!!" pt.2 (story joke) Obama decided to walk into the Sony Company's headquarters and observe how the make a PS3 David Reeves told him it was a honor to bring him in and how him how the job was done...David Reeves shown him the PS3 60GB and Obama and his Agents arrested David Reeves immediatley and yelled out "David Reeves you are arrested to fooling this Economy and the world that your company's system is a Gaming console when it is a Nuclear Warhead!!" David Reeves goes "Wait wait im innocent!!!" Obama says "Tell it to Solid snake!!" ....I Tried....our System is so hot that you can even joke with it....here we go... Why is the PS3 so big ? ....Cuz it got cocky after the PS2 Sales and has a big ego Why is the PS3 color lights blue and green ? Its a Worm Cluster to make the 360 get the Ring of DeathYoung_Charter

:| WHA..??

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#30 deathxxshark
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..... What??? And the first post looked like trolling to me..
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#31 mithrixx
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Don't worry, I'm laughing on the inside...

Cheesehead9099
LOL that's what i call funny.
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#32 MarcRecon
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[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"]

Don't worry, I'm laughing on the inside...

mithrixx

LOL that's what i call funny.

:P...agreed