The most ridiculous things that you CAN'T type on Resistance

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#1 TheLordHimself
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If you create or join a party on Resistance you can happily talk away to online buddies if you have the appropriate headset. Failing that, you can type messages to your fellow gamers and watch them appear for all in the party to see. Moderation has made sure that any profane language and cursing is starred out i.e. ****. But as me and some friends found out, it's not just curse words that can get starred out. There are some pretty ridiculous things that you simply can't type, but the following 6 are the cream of the crop. So in reverse order, I present to you...

The top 6 most ridiculous things that you CAN'T type on Resistance:

6. MELON

5. WHIP

4. JESUS

3. IRAQ/ AFGHANISTAN

2. JEW/ JUDAISM

And the altime most ridiculous thing you can't type on Resistance...

1. SIMON

Go ahead and check. Load up Resistance online, create a party, and just try typing these words in. Go on. Try.

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#2 l8bitz
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The other ones I get... but Simon?
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#3 RoganSarine
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Why can't you say whip? It's the only one I don't get (besides simon). Who doesn't like a good ole' fashion pistol whip?
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#4 Duckman5
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Simon? WTF?
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#5 moshakirby
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The other ones I get... but Simon?l8bitz
Why can't you say whip? It's the only one I don't get (besides simon). Who doesn't like a good ole' fashion pistol whip?RoganSarine
Simon? WTF?Duckman5


Wait...what on earth is a melon?
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#6 doherty883
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[QUOTE="l8bitz"]The other ones I get... but Simon?moshakirby
Why can't you say whip? It's the only one I don't get (besides simon). Who doesn't like a good ole' fashion pistol whip?RoganSarine
Simon? WTF?Duckman5


Wait...what on earth is a melon?

I belive it's a big round fruit that comes in a variety of different colours :?

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#8 BZSIN
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That's pretty weird. On Killzone you couldnt type COMPUTER or CENTIPEDE.
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#9 TheNumber_12
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Man Pipe and melody struck me as odd when me and my brother we're joking around
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#10 NWA_31
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That's ridiculous... :lol:
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#11 doherty883
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Man pipe!!:lol:
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#12 LoG-Sacrament
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lol resistance let me get away with far worse than melon when i used to play.
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#13 DX_HBK_HHH
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:|:question: Simon WTF?!?!?!
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#14 Jeevan04
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they probably didnt want anyone playing simon says on there :P
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#15 moshakirby
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What are Mammory Glands?
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#16 hmac777
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perhaps SImon is a common misspelling for semen?
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What are Mammory Glands?moshakirby

nipples, i think..
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#18 Sk8ter_213
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yeah i find it very annoying.
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#19 svenskamerikan
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dangerous isn't allowed either...

I have seen some player names getting censored which sucks when you try to type them out to get them invited to party... If you can't type them out don't allow them as screen names.

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#20 Devils_Joker_22
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dangerous isn't allowed either...

svenskamerikan

Player 1: Dont go there its *******!!!
Player 2: What? *Gets murdered brutally with a rusty spatula* OOOGGHHHH MY GOODDDD.

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#22 theblackfrost
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It only happened once but when i was in a party it wouldnt let me type after..

I said something like "ok we can play a team deathmatch *****"

Confusing.

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#23 truenextgen
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perhaps SImon is a common misspelling for semen? hmac777

LOL :P Gamespot has a weird one on Style or "I foget what it is?"

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#24 Quadrifoglio
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Man pipe!!:lol:doherty883

:lol: