The Unmentionable Bargain

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#1 Mitch_Mister
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There's a small, inconspicuous building called "Padraic Willoughsby & Co.," in the industrial district of Birmingham, England. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the windows are draped. However, on February 29th of every leap year, there will be a small plastic container outside the front door containing business cards. On the front of the card it says in large capital letters, "PADRAIC WILLOUGHSBY & CO., ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly illegibly small type it says "The blood of the innocent." Any night after midnight one can come to Padraic Willoughsby & Co., and slide their card through the door, and the door will instantly unlock. Inside there is an empty room with white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door. When you knock on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "The blood of the innocent." The door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you will find around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there. Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, round table, slightly different from the others. On it will be a quill pen and a document. The document shows all of your personal information: name, birth date, place of residence, criminal record, greatest fears, and so on. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your signature. No one knows what happens if you sign it.
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#2 raven_squad
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Ummmm.... stop. What exactly do you think your doing?
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#3 Calviscerate
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Mitch_Mister, it says you have 3 posts so far and I see 3 different threads you created, one after another, with this random hooha.So what? WTF are you doing? This is the PS3 forum...

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What the hell is this all about?? What sort of result did you expect from posting such nonsense. This has NOTHING to do with a game at all. Nobody cares about some sick cult you've joined, my friend. Save this BS for Anne Rice's forums.....
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What the hell is this all about?? What sort of result did you expect from posting such nonsense. This has NOTHING to do with a game at all. Nobody cares about some sick cult you've joined, my friend. Save this BS for Anne Rice's forums.....Nephilim83
:| What does Anne Rice have to do with this? I happen to be a fan... This is just BS off topic spam.
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#6 Nephilim83
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[QUOTE="Nephilim83"]What the hell is this all about?? What sort of result did you expect from posting such nonsense. This has NOTHING to do with a game at all. Nobody cares about some sick cult you've joined, my friend. Save this BS for Anne Rice's forums.....raven_squad
:| What does Anne Rice have to do with this? I happen to be a fan... This is just BS off topic spam.

I dunno. This weirdo's little cult thing just reminded me of something you'd find in one of her books or something. And I can tell you're a fan. Maybe your sig is what actually reminded me of her.... anyway, sorry..... This guy is a complete tool....
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When I used to live in England I participated in this strange event one time. I signed the document and all I got was a keychain and a $5 gift card to a local pub.
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[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Nephilim83"] :| What does Anne Rice have to do with this? I happen to be a fan... This is just BS off topic spam.Nephilim83
I dunno. This weirdo's little cult thing just reminded me of something you'd find in one of her books or something. And I can tell you're a fan. Maybe your sig is what actually reminded me of her.... anyway, sorry..... This guy is a complete tool....

Ah, its alright. And yes, yes he is. I'm fairly certain this is just some copypasta. :lol: [QUOTE="RotaryRX7"]When I used to live in England I participated in this strange event one time. I signed the document and all I got was a keychain and a $5 gift card to a local pub.

Better then a kick in the ass. :P
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#9 A-Music1
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Strange person.