The wedding is next month...MY FIANCE SMASHED MY PS3!!

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#1 BrotherGamer
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Hey guys, I need some helpful opinions and advice, first of all I loved my PS3, it was really awesome and I could barely wait with all my excitement for all the new games coming out in the future! Then this horrible, fateful day, my fiance angrily came into my home theater entertainment center that I had built into the amphitheater in my house (I have a projector that does 1080P on a 100 inch screen on the wall!!!). She wanted to talk to me and, and I said "No babe, I'm like, really into Resistance, please come back in a bit babe, then we can talk, as you can see this is very important to me, now shut up." She immediately became defensive (for some reason she was wearing a very fancy evening gown!?) And she starts crying hysterically and starts yelling that our marriage will be a sham if I don't wise up and stop playing games. I explained to her patiently that when I yell and swear at her when I play my PS3, its because I love her and want her to shut her face up, so I can concentrate on the awesome next gen graphics. WEll push turned to shove and the awful woman grabbed my PS3 and shattered against one of the many marble statutes that are in the hall that adjoins my private ampitheater. So I ask you friends, should I cancel the wedding with this monster? (She is like a total babe WITH MASSIVE HANGERS, plus her dad owns a really huge multi-billion dollar business, and I will take over the company if I marry this crazy cow)
Thanks for your help guys,. these are trying times and I am annoyed at having to replace my PS3!
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#2 medhopeful
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yeah....ain't nothing about that true.
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#3 aka_aj03
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I would go for the really big massive hangers, but you are FAKE!!!!!!!

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#4 uenfudbvaukbf
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fake, u also made a topic saying ur friend smashed ur xbox 360, and another topic in which ur mom saw u watching porn on your wii and smashed it.
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#5 tremw
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You owe me at least 10 seconds of my life back....no...really....I want them back.
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#6 BlackBeauty
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Gee, this story sounds true.. :roll:
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#7 Haseokicksass
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Are you kidding me? You should have just givin her your attention. If i can put my controller down to pet my dog while im playing online on resistance, you can put it down to talk to your wife. Go buy her some chocolate and flowers and apologize.

Edit: I dont care if this is fake, you get an awsner anyways.

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#8 0rin
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You owe me at least 10 seconds of my life back....no...really....I want them back.tremw
he owes me like a minute and a half. I'm a slow reader.
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#9 caseystryker
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my home theater entertainment center that I had built into the amphitheater in my house (I have a projector that does 1080P on a 100 inch screen on the wall!!! Cool.......how much did that run you?
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#10 Squall_Griver
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DEVORCE!!!
PS3>>>>>>>>>>>>UNIVERSE

j/k grats man
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#11 iwantthatpsp
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fake, u also made a topic saying ur friend smashed ur xbox 360, and another topic in which ur mom saw u watching porn on your wii and smashed it.uenfudbvaukbf


wow, his life sucks.
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#12 KEM92
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lol .good story.
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BS cough cough
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I think you ripped that off out of an episode of Desperate Housewives!! :lol:
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Hey guys, I need some helpful opinions and advice, first of all I loved my PS3, it was really awesome and I could barely wait with all my excitement for all the new games coming out in the future! Then this horrible, fateful day, my fiance angrily came into my home theater entertainment center that I had built into the amphitheater in my house (I have a projector that does 1080P on a 100 inch screen on the wall!!!). She wanted to talk to me and, and I said "No babe, I'm like, really into Resistance, please come back in a bit babe, then we can talk, as you can see this is very important to me, now shut up." She immediately became defensive (for some reason she was wearing a very fancy evening gown!?) And she starts crying hysterically and starts yelling that our marriage will be a sham if I don't wise up and stop playing games. I explained to her patiently that when I yell and swear at her when I play my PS3, its because I love her and want her to shut her face up, so I can concentrate on the awesome next gen graphics. WEll push turned to shove and the awful woman grabbed my PS3 and shattered against one of the many marble statutes that are in the hall that adjoins my private ampitheater. So I ask you friends, should I cancel the wedding with this monster? (She is like a total babe WITH MASSIVE HANGERS, plus her dad owns a really huge multi-billion dollar business, and I will take over the company if I marry this crazy cow)
Thanks for your help guys,. these are trying times and I am annoyed at having to replace my PS3!BrotherGamer
Okay, and what is that huge multi-million dollar business's name? And second of all if you were like a 30-35 year old man, you wouldn't write like that... " No babe, im like, really into Resistance" Grammar doesn't cut it..
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#16 BrotherGamer
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my home theater entertainment center that I had built into the amphitheater in my house (I have a projector that does 1080P on a 100 inch screen on the wall!!! Cool.......how much did that run you?caseystryker

It was a custom piece of hardware...the dealer sold it to me for $27,999.