What if MS and Sony made AIRPLANES?

15 Things heard on MS Airways Flight-

-"Don't worry if the plane turns vertical folks, it was designed to be oriented either way..."

-"Are we supposed to be dragging a ginormous power brick?"

-"Why is this plane so loud?"

-"Why does Sony get to have Snakes on it's plane?"

-"What's that 50 foot intercooler on top for?"

-"Passengers, please don't mind the copilot outside prying open the disc tray, I mean landing gear!"

-"Honey, why did you have to buy our tickets 3 years and ONE day ago?"

-People on the ground (in country voice): "Honey, call the FBI, I just saw some weird red lights in the sky and then a big ole ball 'a flames?"

-"This is a hijacking, oh wait, what airline is this, nevermind... Allah Akbar everyone..."

-"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE splash"

-"Ladies and gentleman, remain calm, I can coast her in, I learned this move on Ace Combat 6."

-"Peanuts plus ability to contact your neighbor plane cost you $100 plus 5 bucks a month."

-"MS Airways is so much better than Sony because all our passengers where headsets."

-"All this compression may not be a good thing!" Said by one person to the other 50 in his row.

-"Yeah, I heard like 7 of these babies went down already today, but I'm not worried, this one has a falcon.......what's that noise?"

15 Things heard on MS Airways Flight-

-"Don't worry if the plane turns vertical folks, it was designed to be oriented either way..."

-"Are we supposed to be dragging a ginormous power brick?"

-"Why is this plane so loud?"

-"Why does Sony get to have Snakes on it's plane?"

-"What's that 50 foot intercooler on top for?"

-"Passengers, please don't mind the copilot outside prying open the disc tray, I mean landing gear!"

-"Honey, why did you have to buy our tickets 3 years and ONE day ago?"

-People on the ground (in country voice): "Honey, call the FBI, I just saw some weird red lights in the sky and then a big ole ball 'a flames?"

-"This is a hijacking, oh wait, what airline is this, nevermind... Allah Akbar everyone..."

-"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE splash"

-"Ladies and gentleman, remain calm, I can coast her in, I learned this move on Ace Combat 6."

-"Peanuts plus ability to contact your neighbor plane cost you $100 plus 5 bucks a month."

-"MS Airways is so much better than Sony because all our passengers where headsets."

-"All this compression may not be a good thing!" Said by one person to the other 50 in his row.

-"Yeah, I heard like 7 of these babies went down already today, but I'm not worried, this one has a falcon.......what's that noise?"

mamasboy3000

i thank you for the laugh that was very funny and well worth my time

you guys are jerks. this belongs in system wars.

Haha...but aint this suppose to be posted in system wars?! Nonetheless, great joke... :D

As it's a light hearted joke, I think having it in this board should be fine.

Very funny, I especially like the "Why does Sony get to have Snakes on it's plane?" line:D

snakes on the plane line FTW!

that was hilarious ...

"Sony's plane cures cancer" =P