Just curious to see what you guys think. I'm looking for those of you who haven't played the campaign at all to describe it (hence ps3 boards). Have fun!
Just curious to see what you guys think. I'm looking for those of you who haven't played the campaign at all to describe it (hence ps3 boards). Have fun!GamerX2311
I dont understand what the point of this thread is for.
There is a Master Chef who travels across the galaxy, taking on all challengers who stand in his path in a battle for interplanetary culinary supremecy.
?? i cant tell if youre trolling or not. are you trying to make fun of halo by asking people that havent played it to give it a story? or did you post a topic about halo knowing it shouldnt be here in the first place just to get some attention? /scratches head
You play as this space marine called Master Chef and he has a hot, holographic lady inside his head and then you fight aliens on this ring that defies the laws of gravity and then you follow a glowing, talking ball for half an hour but it turns out the glowing, talking ball is evil, so you kill him and then you blow up everything. After that you go to Urf because the evil aliens are attacking us but Master Chef is having none of it, but instead you play as the alien who is good and everyone is sad because they wanna play as Master Chef and then I dunno what happens but at the end Master Chef jumps from outer space to Urf and along the way, they invent tea-bagging. Then the third game goes back in time to the late 1960s and you play as Master Chefs father in a stealth mission during the cold war because Volgin stole the nukes and tries to build this "Metal Gear" but at the end it turns out Eva was a double, triple agent and stole the Philosopher's Legacy from you and then they re-release the game with a better camera and thus the fight is finished.
You play as this space marine called Master Chef and he has a hot, holographic lady inside his head and then you fight aliens on this ring that defies the laws of gravity and then you follow a glowing, talking ball for half an hour but it turns out the glowing, talking ball is evil, so you kill him and then you blow up everything. After that you go to Urf because the evil aliens are attacking us but Master Chef is having none of it, but instead you play as the alien who is good and everyone is sad because they wanna play as Master Chef and then I dunno what happens but at the end Master Chef jumps from outer space to Urf and along the way, they invent tea-bagging. Then the third game goes back in time to the late 1960s and you play as Master Chefs father in a stealth mission during the cold war because Volgin stole the nukes and tries to build this "Metal Gear" but at the end it turns out Eva was a double, triple agent and stole the Philosopher's Legacy from you and then they re-release the game with a better camera and thus the fight is finished.BenderUnit22
Space Marine battles a universal space organization called the Covenant who are bent on destroying humans. Hilarity ensues when the Flood are unleashed, desperately wanting to **** everyone's brains out. Masterchief goes through hordes of enemies under seemingly impossible odds and ends up winning THE GAME--happy ending. A heavily science fiction-inspired space fantasy with uncreative design.
You play as this space marine called Master Chef and he has a hot, holographic lady inside his head and then you fight aliens on this ring that defies the laws of gravity and then you follow a glowing, talking ball for half an hour but it turns out the glowing, talking ball is evil, so you kill him and then you blow up everything. After that you go to Urf because the evil aliens are attacking us but Master Chef is having none of it, but instead you play as the alien who is good and everyone is sad because they wanna play as Master Chef and then I dunno what happens but at the end Master Chef jumps from outer space to Urf and along the way, they invent tea-bagging. Then the third game goes back in time to the late 1960s and you play as Master Chefs father in a stealth mission during the cold war because Volgin stole the nukes and tries to build this "Metal Gear" but at the end it turns out Eva was a double, triple agent and stole the Philosopher's Legacy from you and then they re-release the game with a better camera and thus the fight is finished.BenderUnit22
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