What Would YOU Do If You Found the PSN Hackers?

So, let's say you knew who the hackers were..and you found them. What would you do to them? :twisted:

Slap them on the wrist.

every fatality found in Mortal Kombat.......sorry do I sound evil? :cry:

every fatality found in Mortal Kombat.......sorry do I sound evil? :cry:

IAMTHEVIPQUEEN

give me back my #$%^. If you memorized it--brainwashing time......

I'd thank them for their hard work.

Didn't we have this same thread a few days ago? Oh wait this one has a poll!:P

Well like last time I'd hit them on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and go "BAD!:evil:". That'll learn em'.:P

This forum is overrun with kids.

I'd probably point at my crotch and say "Hack this."

We would then enjoy a laugh, take a long drive to the middle of nowhere, and my Italian bro in the back seat will kill them.

We'll leave the gun, and take the cannoli.

Slap them on the wrist.

Canuck3k

UNLEASH THE WRIST SLAPS

Same thing I said in the other thread.. "I would fart in their general direction!" I would then probably buy them a beer (if they are of age), and try to pick their minds to see exactly how they did it.

Like I said before, bring em in to the FBI and get a handsome reward. 8) :P

Your argument is invalid.

... Steal their credit cards...

Anybody remember what Kratos did to Zeus at the end of GoW III? Lets just say I'd be pressing the O button for a while. Not just because they managed to get the PSN taken down but because jerks like those hackers get off on dedicating their lives to pissing people off.

Like I said before, bring em in to the FBI and get a handsome reward. 8) :P

supa_badman

I would Delete their World of Warcraft characters

prob eat some pie and move on with my life

I would Delete their World of Warcraft characters

hanslacher54

Haha. LOL. I bet you they do have and WOW character/s. I bet they do......

Wow so much violence on these boards. brainwashing is good enough :P

Shake their hand(s).

Anyone who would do otherwise is a butthurt fanboy.

Scianix-Black

this is what I would do cut there fingers expose them on a public place and let the fans throw alchool on there hands.

this is what I would do cut there fingers expose them on a public place and let the fans throw alchool on there hands.

SophaerLam

use liqiud bandage! on an open would it feels like someone is stabbing your wound with a knife

I would probably laugh at them for not having a life.

If I find one of the hackers, not sure what I would do, I'm not a violent person but, yeah best I dont finish that though.

I would tell them what I think of them, torture them sadistically, and then finish them off brutally. Hackers have no meaningful place on this planet :evil:

Shake their hand(s).

Anyone who would do otherwise is a butthurt fanboy.

Scianix-Black

Smile and say hello.

I'd chop off their finger joint by joint after beating them to a pulp and then have them watch as I slowly destroy their PC's and tell their mom that they've been in the basement doing no good.

I'd kick their ass(es). Then i'd call the FBI and enjoy a reward. Man I bet if you knew those hackers and ratted them out Sony would load you down with PS3 goodies.

Let me tell u wut I would do.... there would be no talkin', all they would see is a flash of light in their little greasy faces!!!! Word of advice to u kool-guy hackers, get a life! or a gf.. or divorce ur wife, becuz there's obviously something wrong with u.. either way ur life sucks & you especially suck if u even took the time to learn to hack computers.. i bet all the girls get so hot when they hear about ur elite computer skillz...LOL, NOT.

Thank them for forcing Sony to upgrade their terrible security (Sony even said it was their fault it happened), which obviously has a lot more problems than the hacker/hackers (likely only 1 or 2 people) found since it has been down for so long. Someone could have easily taken credit cards, not shut it down for a day, got away with no one knowing and used them.

I don't really agree. They've denied service to many people, most people would get rightfully upset with them.

No, Sony did. They shut it down for a day.

I would probably beat the Crap out of them with brass knuckles with hot nails on the end,Then I'd allow a pack of dogs to dry hump them into submission while they writhing in pain on the floor from the beating. Then I'd pay a bum to pee on them, all the while recording it all and put it on Youtube. Then as a final hurrah I'd tie them up in a dark basment with headphones on cranked all the way up to Justin Bieber and lady gaga on infinite loop and tape their eyelids open and have them watch Non-stop Hannah Montana and Two Girls one cup...Ehh I thought of this in like 2 minutes..just kept rolling with it. I won;t be surprised to see this get modded but whatev

But to really screw them over, I'd smash their hard drives and computers and stick c4 on their keyboards and mouse, . Then I'd tell their Moms to kick them out of the house/basement. And I'd throw their comp monitor at their heads like a frisbee as they take their walk of shame.