Bayonetta was a game that slipped under my radar entirely. I'd heard about it and had a general idea of what it was like but there's a big pile of things I'm more interested in like Red Dead Redemption and the Splatter House remake. Of course Bayonetta is one of those games you can't escape even if you want to because there wass just that much hype. I saw some video, noticed Gamespot gave it a score of 8, and I read a review from a trusted source. The game sounded stylish, that much was clear.
So I logged onto the PSN store and downloaded the bayonetta demo. After discovering the "dodge everything" button and the "shoot" button I breezed through the demo and came to one conclusion. Someone looked at Devil May Cry and said "Do you know what this game needs? More naked women." Thus Bayonetta.
Now I can't say I entirely disagree with that opinion. There was a distinct lack of women taking off their clothes to perform super moves in Devil May Cry but of all the things you could have improved upon with Devil May Cry, this seems like an odd focus.
Devil May Cry was fun the first couple of times before it got a little stale and Dante's brooding stopped being adorable. But one thing Devil May Cry never was was great. From what I've seen Bayonetta is more stylish, more interesting to look at, and the boss fights slightly more interesting. But the key places where we could have improved this game like camera angles, general button mashy game play have been unaltered, and requiring me to stop watching Spongebob to win a fight.
Bayonetta doesn't seem like a bad game but apart from an interesting butterfly motif running through it, nothing is really standing out for me with this game except a strange feeling that I've done it all before. So as I click the delete button and watch the demo disappear, I'm in no way driven to pay any more attention to this bland and uninspired release.
Or am I missing something big here?
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