How would SEGA make the WORST Sonic game ever?

My idea: 

Sonic Unleashed 2: Spinball. A pinball game where you are a werehog with a sword bouncing between acts with terrible controls, graphics, Mega System audio sound, and a lousy camera. Big the Cat and Cream would be your supporting characters. 

SEGA better not read this thread.:P

Did somebody say Ninja? Reminds me of the title Ninjabread Man... ._.Cloud_765

foul game....why has it returned?

This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". mariostar0001

The first twenty minutes are pure, unadulterated, Sonic platforming, but before you can say, TWISTMNIGHTSHAMWOWWROTETHIS. Sonic gets unexpectedly offed and replaced by...... BIG THE CAT! for the rest of the game.

This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". mariostar0001

This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". mariostar0001

^That was win. This thread just got a win.

Anywho as I said, prolly best not to jinx what's going on right now.

Don't want Sega showing up saying "Oh look, people want us to make Sonic Spinball Unleashed! :o" xD 

I remember back in our "How could Sega ^%$ up Project Needlemouse" thread Scificat came up with a bad idea involving Sonic turning into a sparkling vampire and teaming up with all his friends including Snot the Hedgehog who uses the powers of boogers and farts as well as it has a character creation tool for fan characters.

That and the rumors of a Sonic MMO a while back. Thankfully MMOs are super expensive to make so that idea was nixed.

[QUOTE="mariostar0001"]This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". sonicphc

[QUOTE="mariostar0001"]This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". Cloud_765

^That was win. This thread just got a win.

Don't want Sega showing up saying "Oh look, people want us to make Sonic Spinball Unleashed! :o" xD 

Cloud_765

[QUOTE="sonicphc"][QUOTE="mariostar0001"]This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". mariostar0001

[QUOTE="mariostar0001"]This thread is pointless, the official sega.com forums have a thread just like this. It's called "Your idea(s) for a Sonic game". Cloud_765

^That was win. This thread just got a win.

Don't want Sega showing up saying "Oh look, people want us to make Sonic Spinball Unleashed! :o" xD

Cloud_765

Because their brain was put in backwards.

I highly doubt they're 100% stupid. Anyone who had that kind of philosophy would be bankrupt before the year is up. mariostar0001

It's sad that !%$@ sells...

[QUOTE="mariostar0001"]I highly doubt they're 100% stupid. Anyone who had that kind of philosophy would be bankrupt before the year is up. SuperfastSonic

It's sad that !%$@ sells...

How about this...

It was made by one of those cheap rip off developers that rushed their console to where it barely works kinda like the CD-i.

When the game so how works looks like a horrible mess of a game with music rip right from Sonic Labyrinth.

The graphics look like a mix between a bad Genesis game with a touch of NES and Atari 2600 to get the single worst graphics in existence.

The controls are just as bad as Batman Forever on SNES with an input on the first controller to connect the second one like an 3D0.

Similar to CD-i you will need to put a controllers in the back though there's as short as an Famicom controllers I'm not kidding.

It reused a broken NES that now looks more like an Egg shaped Genesis cartridge I had as an kid.

Almost everything even the walls can kill you like Tails Skypatrol.

The Bosses are flat out unfair to where you would turn off the game and never play it again.

If that's not bad enough then the only way to get a password is to say no on the continue screen like Sparkster on the Genesis.

By the way there's not extra lives or continues making this the only possible thing worst than playing some of LJN games well enjoy it hahahahaha.

I figured to give you guys the console before I start talking more about the actual game.

I did bring up some horrific ideas of a bad Sonic game in my last post.

How to make a bad game? Bad collision detection, incredibly glitchy, platforms are just enough out of reach for you to never get to them with a jump, incredibly bland visuals, massively awful camera, incredibly sluggish movement, only 1 life so every time you die it's game over, no save points, no rings so first hit kills you, 100 levels each lasting 1 hour long, an awful five second looped piece of music being the entire soundtrack. Then it straps you to the chair and forces you to play it for the rest of your life.

You asked for it.

Alright point taken.

That would suck I mean if that did exist then someone kindly hand me a gun.

That's like if we all were stuck in the Matrix unable to break free from the system.