I found proof of GOD'S EXISTENCE!!

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#1 helium_flash
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First off, let us look at the baseball team the ANGELS. This is their record over the past 8 years:

Wins: 721 (one World Series title)

Losses: 576

Win percentage:56%

NOW, let us look at the former Tampa Bay DEVIL RAYS

Wins: 444 (No winning seasons)

Losses: 688

Win percentage: 39%

NOW, let us look at the current Tampa Bay RAYS

Wins: 97 (maybe World Series title????)

Losses: 65

Win percentage: 60%!!

IMO, this is undeniable proof that there is a baseball loving god. God would love angels, so he blessed the Angels with a good record for their faithfulness to him/her/it. This god obviously hated the fact that the team name had the word "devil" in it, so he doomed the team to fail miserably. Ever since Tampa Bay renamed the team, there was been an amazing (maybe assisted by some higher power, eh eh???) comeback. Such a comeback wasn't expected by nearly anyone, yet they did it.

So yeah. Undeniable. I have posted ALL THE FACT; THERE IS REALLY NO DEBATE HERE. I am right, there is a god. If the Rays win the world series, I'm thinking of publishing this and making millions and maybe will appear on Fox News sometime.

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#2 ajkalan
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Pfft. I've known of God's existence for years, and he has some pretty sick handles.
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#3 barcx17
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when the Rays won the division, I found myself thinking "How weird that they won one of the hardest divisions in the Majors, all after dropping 'Devil' from their name."

:shock:

I know, it's scary huh?

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the new jersey devils have won 3 stanley cups, the last in 2003.
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#6 helium_flash
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the new jersey devils have won 3 stanley cups, the last in 2003.the2ndmouse
God hates hockey. Simple as that.
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#7 AlexSays
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[QUOTE="the2ndmouse"]the new jersey devils have won 3 stanley cups, the last in 2003.helium_flash
God hates hockey. Simple as that.

Can you blame him? :P

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Pfft. I've known of God's existence for years, and he has some pretty sick handles.ajkalan

Wow.. that was awesome.

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#9 Sports_N_E_1
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Wow, you base the existance of a God solely on the names "angel" or "devil"..I hope you're just joking cus otherwise i would nominate you as stupidest GS user alive! you dont think it has ANYTHING to do with good trading, good managing, great team work or anything of that -shakes head- omfg
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First off, let us look at the baseball team the ANGELS. This is their record over the past 8 years:

Wins: 721 (one World Series title)

Losses: 576

Win percentage:56%

NOW, let us look at the former Tampa Bay DEVIL RAYS

Wins: 444 (No winning seasons)

Losses: 688

Win percentage: 39%

NOW, let us look at the current Tampa Bay RAYS

Wins: 97 (maybe World Series title????)

Losses: 65

Win percentage: 60%!!

IMO, this is undeniable proof that there is a baseball loving god. God would love angels, so he blessed the Angels with a good record for their faithfulness to him/her/it. This god obviously hated the fact that the team name had the word "devil" in it, so he doomed the team to fail miserably. Ever since Tampa Bay renamed the team, there was been an amazing (maybe assisted by some higher power, eh eh???) comeback. Such a comeback wasn't expected by nearly anyone, yet they did it.

So yeah. Undeniable. I have posted ALL THE FACT; THERE IS REALLY NO DEBATE HERE. I am right, there is a god. If the Rays win the world series, I'm thinking of publishing this and making millions and maybe will appear on Fox News sometime.

helium_flash

if god loves the angels where was he before the last 8 years?

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#11 X360PS3AMD05
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HAHA nice one TC :lol: