10 most unbelievable lines of dialogue from Too Human lol

http://fidgit.com/archives/2008/08/top-10-amazing-piece-of-dialog.php

"If that's your best, bring on your worst."
Yeah, sure, it sounds snappy, but when you try to parse out what's actually being said, it makes zero sense. I nominate this line from Too Human as the Most Likely to Be Uttered By Steven "I'll take you to the bank...the blood bank" Seagal. Damn comedians.

lol at that one but then again you can find stupid phrases in any game

9) "Make sure courage guides your sword hand, not your fear."
"Why would courage guide your fear? That makes no sense."

Ermm...

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8 ) "Make sure you die on your feet and not cowering behind some fetid corpse."

roflmao @ fetid corpse

So is the Lair the King of Flop n' Fail or Too Human? :cry:Hexagon_777

I think Lair's still the worst, but Too Human is 2nd.

So is the Lair the King of Flop n' Fail or Too Human? :cry:Hexagon_777

[QUOTE="Hexagon_777"]So is the Lair the King of Flop n' Fail or Too Human? :cry:angry_fork

I think Lair's still the worst, but Too Human is 2nd.

Killzone is still second I think with the fact that it was constantly said to be the Halo killer a AAA game, but Killzone didn't even get AA when released. Too Human was hyped mostly AA and wasn't said to be the beat anything big like Halo.

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[QUOTE="Hexagon_777"]So is the Lair the King of Flop n' Fail or Too Human? :cry:justforlotr2004

I think Lair's still the worst, but Too Human is 2nd.

Killzone is still second I think with the fact that it was constantly said to be the Halo killer a AAA game, but Killzone didn't even get AA when released. Too Human was hyped mostly AA and wasn't said to be the beat anything big like Halo.

Still, Killzone is closer to an AAA score than Too Human is to an AA score from what I can tell.

3) "There be monsters here."
I think this was an attempt at a "here there be dragons" construction, but it sounds instead like Ebonics. Damn comedians.

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