10 of the worst reasons why everything will fail.

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1: Everythinghas crappy games (LOL BOMBERMAN! LOL GUNDAM! LOL FARCRY VENGENCE! LOL BIG RIGS!)

2:Everything costs too much (360:$700+ with the HDDVD player and WIFI and rechargable kit LOL!....PS3:$700+ with just console LOL!...WII: $700+ with console and 10 wii controllers LOL!....One MILLION dollars for super PC RIG LOL!)

3: Everything is losing exclusivity to Everything.

4: Everything breaks

5: Everything looks ugly: (360: Concave shape? What is this last gen? LOLOL!....PS3: Fat Convex Shape? Where can I fit it?.... Wii: Rectangular Prism? What is this a VCR player?..... PC: Bigger rectangular Prism with a big stupid monitor? Asymetric FTL.)

6: Everything PWNS everything in Sales!

7:Everything has crappy graphics. (360: Gears of war? More like "JAGGIES of war"!!......PS3: Resistance? More like "LastGen-stance"!!..... Wii: uuum...... PC: Crysis? More like "Worst Foliage Ever-ysis".)

8: Everything uses a LAST-GEN format! (360, Wii, PC: DVD? More like "Die-VD"!.....PS3: Blu-Ray? More like "Gone in 5 years-ray".

9: Everything has too many shooters! (360: PDZ, Gears of War, Halo 3, Mass Effect....PS3: Killzone 2, Resistance, MGS4, Uncharted....Wii: Far Cry Vengence, Metroid Prime 3, Elebits, Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles...PC: Crysis, S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Counter Strike, Bioshock)

10: Because I said so.

Everybody is wrong, all the time. If you disagree with this, you are wrong. If you agree, you are wrong.

Seriously, this is how fanboys sound when they make these "# reasons why this system sucks" threads.

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Super Megason IV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>EVERYTHING

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#2 DrDemonic
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Amen

Those shades are balla!

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#3 MADVLAD123
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Amen

Those shades are balla!

DrDemonic

Super Megason IV also takes you into Earth's orbit. Without the need of a space shuttle or special suits. What othersystem can do that?

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#5 ganon546
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/life.
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#6 Juggernaut140
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:lol: greatest thread ever.
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#7 Juggernaut140
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[QUOTE="DrDemonic"]

Amen

Those shades are balla!

MADVLAD123

Super Megason IV also takes you into Earth's orbit. Without the need of a space shuttle or special suits. What othersystem can do that?

:lol: oh my god please stop! :lol:

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/life.ganon546

I can end my own life thank you very much.

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#9 DrDemonic
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[QUOTE="DrDemonic"]

Amen

Those shades are balla!

MADVLAD123

Super Megason IV also takes you into Earth's orbit. Without the need of a space shuttle or special suits. What othersystem can do that?

Im pretty sure Virtua Boy could.

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*claps*

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#11 MADVLAD123
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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"][QUOTE="DrDemonic"]

Amen

Those shades are balla!

DrDemonic

Super Megason IV also takes you into Earth's orbit. Without the need of a space shuttle or special suits. What othersystem can do that?

Im pretty sure Virtua Boy could.

Yea but it polluted the air....and killed animals for fur...and stole orphaned children's food.

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#12 Viviath
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I have been skipping this thread thinking it was a waste of my time, but im glad i opened it. Best thread in a long time. gratz to Madvlad123
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#13 roflcopter616
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This thread delivers
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HAHAHAHAHA OMG that was awesome. I salute you
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#15 DrDemonic
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I love how appreciative everyone is when theres a slight departure from the regular drivel in system wars.
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Good job Madvlad123.

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#17 Not-A-Stalker
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I hype this thread AAA.
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#18 kman3002
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I :lol:'ed.:lol:
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#19 MADVLAD123
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I hype this thread AAA.Not-A-Stalker

Add another A to that and you've got a deal.

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#20 SuperMario_46
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Elebits:lol:
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Yep. Everthing sucks. Hey, I got something.

Way to Success:

1) Put away everthing videogame related item. Garage preferred.

2) Go outside.

3) Make REAL friends. Internet friends cant do **** for you.

4) Get a job.

5) Save and go to college. Its never too late. (if you havent already)

6) Get a better job.
(If you have already completed steps 5 and 6, skip to Step 7)

7) Find a nice lady friend whom you can have a serious relationship with.

8 ) Live happily ever after.

Videogames suck.

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#22 m_machine024
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Funny thread.
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Elebits:lol:SuperMario_46

Probably the best shooter there ever was. Better than Crysis in Graphics. And three times the story of Half Life 2. And 20 times the gameplay of Resistance. And 12.4times Gears of War's multiplayer.

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Yep. Everthing sucks. Hey, I got something.

Way to Success:

1) Put away everthing videogame related item. Garage preferred.

2) Go outside.

3) Make REAL friends. Internet friends cant do **** for you.

4) Get a job.

5) Save and go to college. Its never too late. (if you havent already)

6) Get a better job.
(If you have already completed steps 5 and 6, skip to Step 7)

7) Find a nice lady friend whom you can have a serious relationship with.

8 ) Live happily ever after.

Videogames suck.

Spartan8907

Agreed. Except for everything (except for everything [except for everything {except for everything}])

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#25 Vortexx
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TC deserves +1 Internets and a sticky. Holy crap, you just summarized every single bashing thread in Sys. Wars!
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#26 MADVLAD123
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TC deserves +1 Internets and a sticky. Holy crap, you just summarized every single bashing thread in Sys. Wars!Vortexx

that was probably the reason I did it.

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Dude...im gonna sell my Ps3 and my X360 and get a Super Megason IV. Why you ask? well look at the commercial...it comes with an EXTRA CARTRIDGE!! and we all know what that means...right?right?
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Dude...im gonna sell my Ps3 and my X360 and get a Super Megason IV. Why you ask? well look at the commercial...it comes with an EXTRA CARTRIDGE!! and we all know what that means...right?right?Viviath

Obviously....

It means that you will now have 2 cartridges.

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Agreed, you make such a compelling arguement
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That Super Megason boy is a NOOB! Look how he's holding the controller. What is he doing, lifting weights with it?
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Nice one TC!
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That Super Megason boy is a NOOB! Look how he's holding the controller. What is he doing, lifting weights with it?Rican_Havok

That's how revolutionary the Super Megason IV is. The controller works no matter how you hold it.

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Funny as hell, great thread.
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I hype this thread as an AAAAE exclusive to awesome.
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I hype this thread as an AAAAE exclusive to awesome.Ellipson

It'll flop BIG TIME.

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how good are teh grafix on the Super Megason IV ? does it giv3 u teh 1337 1080p experience or teh 2160p ??????????????
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how good are teh grafix on the Super Megason IV ? does it giv3 u teh 1337 1080p experience or teh 2160p ??????????????gongytron

It renders objects in 5D. And it gives you the 123214325465345921328p experience.

And it also takes you to space.

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[QUOTE="gongytron"]how good are teh grafix on the Super Megason IV ? does it giv3 u teh 1337 1080p experience or teh 2160p ??????????????MADVLAD123

It renders objects in 5D. And it gives you the 123214325465345921328p experience.

And it also takes you to space.

ROFL:lol:

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applause
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We'll just have to agree to disagree.
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I have been skipping this thread thinking it was a waste of my time, but im glad i opened it. Best thread in a long time. gratz to Madvlad123Viviath
Me too. I was like, huh, this thread is gonna suck.

Glad to be proven wrong.

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[QUOTE="Viviath"]I have been skipping this thread thinking it was a waste of my time, but im glad i opened it. Best thread in a long time. gratz to Madvlad123Jandurin

Me too. I was like, huh, this thread is gonna suck.

Glad to be proven wrong.

Never judge a book by its cover....Although this book doesn't even have a cover.

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]

[QUOTE="Viviath"]I have been skipping this thread thinking it was a waste of my time, but im glad i opened it. Best thread in a long time. gratz to Madvlad123MADVLAD123

Me too. I was like, huh, this thread is gonna suck.

Glad to be proven wrong.

Never judge a book by its cover....Although this book doesn't even have a cover.

well, it hasa title, which is a lot of what a cover is. The graphics suck, though.
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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]

[QUOTE="Viviath"]I have been skipping this thread thinking it was a waste of my time, but im glad i opened it. Best thread in a long time. gratz to Madvlad123Jandurin

Me too. I was like, huh, this thread is gonna suck.

Glad to be proven wrong.

Never judge a book by its cover....Although this book doesn't even have a cover.

well, it hasa title, which is a lot of what a cover is. The graphics suck, though.

It's only a BETA. Wait for final release.

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It's only a BETA. Wait for final release.MADVLAD123
FLOP. The previous version was terrible, how can this one be good.

Can you say downgrade? AMIRITE?

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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]It's only a BETA. Wait for final release.Jandurin

FLOP. The previous version was terrible, how can this one be good.

Can you say downgrade? AMIRITE?



No. You are not.
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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]It's only a BETA. Wait for final release.Jandurin

FLOP. The previous version was terrible, how can this one be good.

Can you say downgrade? AMIRITE?

It's just a different Art Style that's all!!!!!!!11

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Bumped for newer batch of gamespotters.

Also, didn't I used to be a level 30?

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Bumped for newer batch of gamespotters.

Also, didn't I used to be a level 30?

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#50 MADVLAD123
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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]

Bumped for newer batch of gamespotters.

Also, didn't I used to be a level 30?

Jandurin

Moderations = lose points = lose level. I never even know what level I am, so it doesn't really affect me. Suspensions, though. :x

what happens when you reach level 0?