1upYours podcast: Lair is utter freaking garbage (dragons explode like GTA cars)

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#1 Hamto
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http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/081007.mp3

Damn, they go really in depth as to how terrible this game is. The gameplay is terrible! There'sonly ONE point during the game whereyou do somethin different during the entire game and it's lame as well: you loop ropes around the legs of a big enemy and bring it down. Yep, a rehash of the Walker takedown from their Star Wars Rogue Squadron game.

Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Rent this turkey at best. Wait for the next game.

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#2 SpaceMatt
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That really sucks. Sorry to hear about it getting trashed... Factor 5 did good work on the Rogue Squadron series and this game certainly looked like it had potential.

Still, it would be wise to wait for the GS review before completely dismissing Lair

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#3 ElectronX
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i never once found lair to be even close to being at least a ok game, i really dont understand why cows hype this game.
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#4 Smakkjoo
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Lair is poor... -_-

GS will give it a below 7 probably.. definitely not the hyped AA

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#5 Hamto
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They didn't like it artistically at all either.

"The game looks like they took it and poured chocolate all over it"

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#6 primetime2121
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bu bu bu Play magazine gave it a 9......
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#7 dieworm
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Seems like RS's all over again. Visually good, but trash over-all. You pretty much said it yourself. :P Maybe Factor Five should refocus their resources if that makes any sense.
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http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/081007.mp3

Damn, they go really in depth as to how terrible this game is. The gameplay is terrible! There'sonly ONE point during the game whereyou do somethin different during the entire game and it's lame as well: you loop ropes around the legs of a big enemy and bring it down. Yep, a rehash of the Walker takedown from their Star Wars Rogue Squadron game.

Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Rent this turkey at best. Wait for the next game.

Hamto

He said it was in fact a good game, it just lacked soul. You are doing what we call taking something out of context.

On a seperate note, I am glad to hear that guy who finished Bioshock talking about it like its the second coming of Jesus.

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#10 Slyprince
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If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.
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#11 limpbizkit818
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Dam, this game looked so good too. After reading what EGM had to say about it I don't understand how anyone could give it a good review.
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#12 Sparky04
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:lol: and cows hype it AAA. patheticgamergeekgeek

A few hyped it AAA which I can't understand, but it is officially hyped AA.

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#13 Hamto
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=179177&page=3

Apparently the dragons explode like blowing up a tank or car in GTA3. When asked, Factor 5 said in defense that this was because the dragons were filled with methane.

Yes, you read that right. :|

Apparently Lair is LITERALLY Rogue Squadron with the planes replaced by dragons. :lol:

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#14 ginglejangle
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im still getting it and hypying it AA.

1up alwas hates on ps3.

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:lol: and cows hype it AAA. patheticgamergeekgeek

AA.

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:lol: and cows hype it AAA. patheticgamergeekgeek

Cows were hyping it AA.

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#17 Timesplitter14
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[QUOTE="gamergeekgeek"]:lol: and cows hype it AAA. patheticSparky04

A few hyped it AAA which I can't understand, but it is officially hyped AA.

yeah

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#18 bulletmath
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Lair should be hyped A at best
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#19 Hamto
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If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.Slyprince
Why? If the game is trash then they should let people know.
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#20 Wanderer5
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Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Hamto

Always sucked at gameplay? Did you even play RSII?

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#21 OldParr
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you are controlling a dragon how crappy is that??? its like watching eragon which was crappy too

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#22 -Maddog-
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Yeah, but its a DRAGON GAME...how good can a guy riding on a dragon destroying things, be???

is a first of its kind, right? It's not surprising that its getting alot of critism.

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#23 redCloudJ7
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We should all be hoping Lair gets AA. I know I am.
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#24 -Spock-
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Lair looked terrible anyway. The graphics have been garbage since TGS 06 and it was clear it lacked any sort of innovation. They even used the same freakin' HUD as Rogue Squadron..

Everything pre-TGS actually looked really good. Only once Sony introduced the tilt stuff did it start sounding poor gameplay-wise. 1080p also seems to have contributed to its' downfall. They strived to get it running at that resolution, but in the end everything else just took a massive hit in the balls.

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#25 Thrice_III
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If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.Slyprince

That's what I think as well. Reading the EGM review today I thought the same thing, that it was a unprofessional review.

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#26 Thrice_III
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=179177&page=3

Apparently the dragons explode like blowing up a tank or car in GTA3. When asked, Factor 5 said in defense that this was because the dragons were filled with methane.

Yes, you read that right. :|

Apparently Lair is LITERALLY Rogue Squadron with the planes replaced by dragons. :lol:

Hamto

Actually they are supposed to be filled with hydrogen. Kind of like the Zepplins in the early 1900's.

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#27 Hamto
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[QUOTE="Hamto"]

Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Wanderer5

Always sucked at gameplay? Did you even play RSII?

Rogue Squadron was mediocre at best, especially when compared to all teh other flying combat games available at the time. The only reason it was hyped on the Gamecube was because of the graphics and the fact that Nintendo fans had nothing else to play.
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#28 primetime2121
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[QUOTE="Slyprince"]If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.Thrice_III

That's what I think as well. Reading the EGM review today I thought the same thing, that it was a unprofessional review.

if a game sucks then a game sucks..they tell it like it is...no need to sugar coat it

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#29 Ibacai
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Well, just listened to it and his main qualm was that it is unoriginal or as he puts it "has no soul". He also mentioned that you'll love everything about this game that you loved about Rogue Squadron..... So yeah, I'm still hyped for Lair because it looks like fun to me. Oh, and he also said the motion controls were just fine.
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[QUOTE="Slyprince"]If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.Thrice_III

That's what I think as well. Reading the EGM review today I thought the same thing, that it was a unprofessional review.

Are people this stupid?

Yah!!

Reviewers aren't supposed to be honest!! Honest is wrong!!!

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#31 Fruity_mixer
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Yeah, but its a DRAGON GAME...how good can a guy riding on a dragon destroying things, be???

is a first of its kind, right? It's not surprising that its getting alot of critism.

-Maddog-

It is NOT the first of a kind. There was this xbox game that was really good, and the predesessor of which was on the n64 or something. Cant remeber the name tho, but i have been told it ownz.

And it doesnt have to be the first of a kind to be a bad game, and cos it was hyped AA a score of 7 is BAD.

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#32 Hamto
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[QUOTE="Hamto"]

http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/081007.mp3

Damn, they go really in depth as to how terrible this game is. The gameplay is terrible! There'sonly ONE point during the game whereyou do somethin different during the entire game and it's lame as well: you loop ropes around the legs of a big enemy and bring it down. Yep, a rehash of the Walker takedown from their Star Wars Rogue Squadron game.

Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Rent this turkey at best. Wait for the next game.

StealthedRogue

He said it was in fact a good game, it just lacked soul. You are doing what we call taking something out of context.

Are you kidding me? Everyone actually took 10 minutes taking turns talking about poor gameplay design while making an example out of Lair. They essentially called out Factor5 for being lazy developers. How the hell can you spin that?

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#33 gamergeekgeek
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cows hype this game cuz of the graphix and they have nothing else to hype :lol:
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#34 Redfingers
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Why is one-up trying to trash this game's visuals? Seriously, if you have trouble with the special effects or the visuals in this game, you're just being anal. The music's great, the draw distances are breathtaking, the water's excellent, the number of units onscreen is unprecedented. The game does so many things right that sitting here and saying "they explode like a car!" is the most ignorant and foolish criticism you can possibly spit out of your mouth.

Now, if you want to argue the gameplay is bad, that's a different thing entirely and anyone is open to criticize, as long as that's the case and they aren't just ragging on this game because it's the hip thing to do, now.

At any rate, I think it's time to give this game up.

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#35 Slyprince
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[QUOTE="Thrice_III"]

[QUOTE="Slyprince"]If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.primetime2121

That's what I think as well. Reading the EGM review today I thought the same thing, that it was a unprofessional review.

if a game sucks then a game sucks..they tell it like it is...no need to sugar coat it

Well they have to have a standard, they dont have to take a dump on the game.

Like gamespot, the only games they treat like that are the ones in 1.0-3.0 range.

When a respected site comments on a game like that it makes them seem inexperienced even though I do respect 1 up as a site.

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#37 Redfingers
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[QUOTE="primetime2121"][QUOTE="Thrice_III"]

[QUOTE="Slyprince"]If they used those exact words that's not very professional of them.Slyprince

That's what I think as well. Reading the EGM review today I thought the same thing, that it was a unprofessional review.

if a game sucks then a game sucks..they tell it like it is...no need to sugar coat it

Well they have to have a standard, they dont have to take a dump on the game.

Like gamespot, the only games they treat like that are the ones in 1.0-3.0 range.

When a respected site comments on a game like that it makes them seem inexperienced even though I do respect 1 up as a site.

Well, seriously, if you want to argue that the art style in this game is bad, you might as well roast Halo and Ninja Gaiden. Those games are hideous in terms of art direction. Like, to the point of being juvenile.

That, and Dead or Alive.

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#38 Hamto
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When you really think about it, this game really is an ugly version of Rogue Squadron.

The dragons explode like GTA3 vehicles.

You do bombing runs with dragons (?!)

Your dragon doesn't breath fire as much as SHOOT FIREBALLS MACHINE GUN STYLE.

If you want a real flying game, get Warhawk instead.

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#39 ab1205
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bu bu bu Play magazine gave it a 9......primetime2121

bu bu they gave sonic a 9

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#40 darkmagician06
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[QUOTE="gamergeekgeek"]:lol: and cows hype it AAA. patheticimapieceofwood

Cows were hyping it AA.

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#41 Wanderer5
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[QUOTE="Wanderer5"][QUOTE="Hamto"]

Factor 5 always does good with TECHNICAL graphics (though not artistic cause Lair looks like absolute garbage), but they've alwys SUCKED at gameplay. This game looks like it's no different.

Hamto

Always sucked at gameplay? Did you even play RSII?

Rogue Squadron was mediocre at best, especially when compared to all teh other flying combat games available at the time. The only reason it was hyped on the Gamecube was because of the graphics and the fact that Nintendo fans had nothing else to play.

People were not only liking the graphics, they were liking the gameplay too.

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#42 Redfingers
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[QUOTE="Redfingers"]

Why is one-up trying to trash this game's visuals? Seriously, if you have trouble with the special effects or the visuals in this game, you're just being anal. The music's great, the draw distances are breathtaking, the water's excellent, the number of units onscreen is unprecedented. The game does so many things right that sitting here and saying "they explode like a car!" is the most ignorant and foolish criticism you can possibly spit out of your mouth.

Now, if you want to argue the gameplay is bad, that's a different thing entirely and anyone is open to criticize, as long as that's the case and they aren't just ragging on this game because it's the hip thing to do, now.

At any rate, I think it's time to give this game up.

gamergeekgeek

hate to break it to you, but 1up's opinions > yours

Pardon me? I have the right to an opinion. And my opinion towards your comment currently cannot be expressed without swearing, so I'll have to keep those strong words to myself.

1Up is one publication in a sea of publications and while you may respect them, not everyone does. And while you may respect 1Up, I may respect IGN, I may respect Gamespot, I may respect everything BUT 1Up.

Plus, I find your comment especially ironic considering how people constantly trash critics, who I personally look towards for feedback on everything, from books to movies to games. They give me dumb arguments like "well my opinion is the only opinion that matters!" I've got news for you, you're both wrong. No one's "opinion" is better than anyone elses.

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[QUOTE="Redfingers"]

Why is one-up trying to trash this game's visuals? Seriously, if you have trouble with the special effects or the visuals in this game, you're just being anal. The music's great, the draw distances are breathtaking, the water's excellent, the number of units onscreen is unprecedented. The game does so many things right that sitting here and saying "they explode like a car!" is the most ignorant and foolish criticism you can possibly spit out of your mouth.

Now, if you want to argue the gameplay is bad, that's a different thing entirely and anyone is open to criticize, as long as that's the case and they aren't just ragging on this game because it's the hip thing to do, now.

At any rate, I think it's time to give this game up.

gamergeekgeek

hate to break it to you, but 1up's opinions > yours

Yup. 1UP is only being honest. We know this game isn't good, and it's not only 1UP dissing it. I'll still buy it, but this isn't the Gears of War graphics killer that the cows thought it would be.

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bu bu bu teh graphix!!!11!!! :cry:
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#45 supermechakirby
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lol look at the cows scampering away from their hype

I have said all along the game looks like garbage and very linear

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#46 azimiballer
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no man this game is gonna be great..
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#47 CWEBB04z
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cows hype this game cuz of the graphix and they have nothing else to hype :lol:gamergeekgeek

Xbox Fans HypeMass Effect for the exact damn thing "OMG look at the facial textures!!"

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#48 gamergeekgeek
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bu bu bu teh graphix!!!11!!! :cry: Gangans

i remember cows crying how the graphix will pwn Gears :lol:

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[QUOTE="gamergeekgeek"]cows hype this game cuz of the graphix and they have nothing else to hype :lol:CWEBB04z

Xbox Fans HypeMass Effect for the exact damn thing "OMG look at the facial textures!!"

Damage control? :|

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[QUOTE="gamergeekgeek"]cows hype this game cuz of the graphix and they have nothing else to hype :lol:CWEBB04z

Xbox Fans HypeMass Effect for the exact damn thing "OMG look at the facial textures!!"

and the gameplay, which lair doesnt seem to have :|...:lol: