1. the graphics are better than crysis
2. if you look hard, you find a secret FPS feature
3. The main characters are strong
4. the storyline is epic and takes days to complete
5. that chainsaw **** is back
6. in its case, the cake was not a lie
7. plot twists that will make you cry (lets just say those tattoos aren'tg made out of ink)
8. cutscenes filmed in real life
9. there are a lot of muffins and pizza involved
10. it was made by microsoft
11. there is a lot of gore
13. the gore appeals to teenagers
14. teenagers play videogames
15. therefor teenagers buy said game
16. the gamecomes with a full length feature film called "Gears of War: The Legend of the **** tipped gun
17. theres zombies everywhere
18. horde mode should be its own full game
19. i love it
20. its for the xbox so its perfect even if it sucks ass
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