360 vs. PS3. vs Wii Report Card (COPIED AND REVISED)

Copying is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that :D

Oh and you said you don't fail people but than said Wii failed P.E. :|

Phantom flunked

Copying is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that :D

Oh and you said you don't fail people but than said Wii failed P.E. :|

MaverickHunter7

[QUOTE="MaverickHunter7"]

Copying is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that :D

Oh and you said you don't fail people but than said Wii failed P.E. :|

billyea

Entertaining twist on the norm here in SW though, good job.

This is the best take on old info I've ever seen.

TOPIC GRADUATED!!!
mutenpika

Made a few changes (*), but otherwise agreed.

Latest Console Report Card - Console Boot Camp
NOTE: LOWEST MARK IS A D WE DO NOT GIVE OUT Fs

Xbox 360
Teacher comment: 360 was one of my best students, I was able to inspire effective online capabilities and connectivity, with a fair hardware output and fair price. He was the first one to come out into the market and apply himself. Everything about him is fair and fine. Good luck! 360 GRADUATED!

Price - B (premium package: good deal), C (retarded package: bad deal)
Online - A- (Xbox Live makes all online go poof!, but costs money)
Hardware - B (weaker than PS3, stronger than Wii)
Multimedia - A (Windows Media center connectivity, download and gameplay trailers, HD-DVD attachment)
First party support - B (good games, just not very often)
Third party support - B + (good games, a little sparse but good)

*Wii
Teacher comment: Wii was one of the more peculiar students. He always preferred to spend his time developing new ideas and innovations and he encouraged the class to think outside the box. He lacked the muscle to excel in sports as the others, but he was easily a cut above the rest in the arts. Change the world Wii, YOU'VE GRADUATED!

Price - A (you can't get better than the cheapest console on the market)
Online - B (good connectivity, a sparse amount of features, long friend code)
*Hardware - B (hardware is the weakest, but has the most potential in improving gameplay)
Multimedia - C- (miserable DVD playback attachment, seriously wasn't made for anything except games... no problem!)
First party support - A (Mario, Zelda, end of story)
Third party support - B (it's actually BETTER THAN the GC this time around, so we're seeing developers like Ubisoft step up to the plate to experiment)

PS3
Teacher comment: PS3 was one of our best athletes, he could render any amount of polygons lickety split. He was a bit greedy this time around though, as he required more money then necessary. *He was caught a few times copying from some of the other students. All in all though, he's a good student. PS3 GRADUATED!

Price - D (all fanboys let out a collective 'omg' when they saw it, unfair pricing scheme)
Online - B (might not be free, in any case you'll get cool friends lists and Xbox-like marketplace)
*Hardware - A- (Lost rumble)
Multimedia - B (Blu-Ray, support for music, pictures, and web browsing which you can just go on your dam PC in your bedroom to do, USELESS but just because Sony took the risk with a new format, I give them a B)
First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)
*Third party support - A- (Not all of them are good, but hey, selection is for smart people, and they lost some exclusives) billyea

Made a few changes (*), but otherwise agreed.

[QUOTE="billyea"] Latest Console Report Card - Console Boot Camp
NOTE: LOWEST MARK IS A D WE DO NOT GIVE OUT Fs

Xbox 360
Teacher comment: 360 was one of my best students, I was able to inspire effective online capabilities and connectivity, with a fair hardware output and fair price. He was the first one to come out into the market and apply himself. Everything about him is fair and fine. Good luck! 360 GRADUATED!

Price - B (premium package: good deal), C (retarded package: bad deal)
Online - A- (Xbox Live makes all online go poof!, but costs money)
Hardware - B (weaker than PS3, stronger than Wii)
Multimedia - A (Windows Media center connectivity, download and gameplay trailers, HD-DVD attachment)
First party support - B (good games, just not very often)
Third party support - B + (good games, a little sparse but good)

*Wii
Teacher comment: Wii was one of the more peculiar students. He always preferred to spend his time developing new ideas and innovations and he encouraged the class to think outside the box. He lacked the muscle to excel in sports as the others, but he was easily a cut above the rest in the arts. Change the world Wii, YOU'VE GRADUATED!

Price - A (you can't get better than the cheapest console on the market)
Online - B (good connectivity, a sparse amount of features, long friend code)
*Hardware - B (hardware is the weakest, but has the most potential in improving gameplay)
Multimedia - C- (miserable DVD playback attachment, seriously wasn't made for anything except games... no problem!)
First party support - A (Mario, Zelda, end of story)
Third party support - B (it's actually BETTER THAN the GC this time around, so we're seeing developers like Ubisoft step up to the plate to experiment)

PS3
Teacher comment: PS3 was one of our best athletes, he could render any amount of polygons lickety split. He was a bit greedy this time around though, as he required more money then necessary. *He was caught a few times copying from some of the other students. All in all though, he's a good student. PS3 GRADUATED!

Price - D (all fanboys let out a collective 'omg' when they saw it, unfair pricing scheme)
Online - B (might not be free, in any case you'll get cool friends lists and Xbox-like marketplace)
*Hardware - A- (Lost rumble)
Multimedia - B (Blu-Ray, support for music, pictures, and web browsing which you can just go on your dam PC in your bedroom to do, USELESS but just because Sony took the risk with a new format, I give them a B)
First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)
*Third party support - A- (Not all of them are good, but hey, selection is for smart people, and they lost some exclusives) Coolblue2

Multimedia A for the 360 and B for the PS3?

You seriously need to rechek your information. :|

And PS3's online was announced to be free.
Light-Blue

Yup if any console shoud have a in multimedia it's the ps3 standart hdd+bluray

And ps3 online is free but what ever it's is opinion

Amateur. :D

PS3 did better

Wii did fine as well.

you may have a great imagination, but you're not saying anything new... just_one_man

It's just a new and imaginative spin on something old.

Latest Console Report Card - Console Boot Camp
NOTE: LOWEST MARK IS A D WE DO NOT GIVE OUT Fs
Revision 4 - We welcome intelligent suggestions!

Xbox 360
Teacher comment: 360 was one of my best students, I was able to inspire effective online capabilities and connectivity, with a fair hardware output and fair price. He was the first one to come out into the market and apply himself. Everything about him is fair and fine. Good luck! 360 GRADUATED!

Price - B (premium package: good deal), C (retarded package: bad deal)
Online - A (Xbox Live makes all online go poof!)
Hardware - B (less than PS3, better than Wii)
Multimedia - A (Windows Media center connectivity, download and gameplay trailers, HD-DVD attachment)
First party support - B (good games, just not very often)
Third party support - B + (good games, a little sparse but good)

Wii
Teacher comment: Wii was one of the more curious students. He always liked to spend his time making new ideas and innovations and he was the one encouraging the ****to think outside the box. He kinda failed P.E. by having a bad hardware output compared to the other students. Change the world Wii, YOU'VE GRADUATED!

Price - A (you can't get better than the cheapest console on the market)
Online - B (good connectivity, however a sparse amount of features, long friend code)
Hardware - C (hardware fails miserably, but still within acceptable levels)
Multimedia - C (miserable DVD playback attachment, seriously wasn't made for anything except games... no problem!)
First party support - A (Mario, Zelda, end of story)
Third party support - B (it's actually BETTER THAN the GC this time around, so we're seeing developers like Ubisoft step up to the plate to experiment)

PS3
Teacher comment: PS3 was one of our best athletes, he could render any amount of polygons in lickety split. He was a bit greedy this time around though, needing some more money then necessary. Sometimes he would bring in a new feature for show-and-tell and nobody would be interested. All in all though, he's a good student. PS3 GRADUATED!

Price - D (all fanboys let out a collective 'omg' when they saw it, unfair pricing scheme)
Online - B+ (you'll get cool friends lists and Xbox-like marketplace, but as previous experience indicates, not quite as good as Xbox Live)
Hardware - A (can't argue with that)
Multimedia - B (Blu-Ray, support for music, pictures, and web browsing which you can just go on your dam PC in your bedroom to do, USELESS but just because Sony took the risk with a new format, I give them a B)
First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)
Third party support - A (Not all of them are good, but hey, selection is for smart people)

And just for Linkhero

Phantom
Teacher comment: Will have to retake course.
billyea

I smell the bias a mile away

B for Wii online.....B?!?! It doesn't have an online, only a shopping store (and for the connectivity part of it, it's actually piss poor seeing as how you have to run your router in mixed mode because the wireless adapter in the Wii is 802.11b not 802.11g....it completely messes up my home network)

C for Wii Hardware....C?!?! It has slightly more power than an Xbox, which was released in 2001

C for Wii multimedia......C?!?! It has no DVD playback, no CD playback, and it doesn't even have an HDD to put MP3s on the damn thing

First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)

And wow yet again.......

pretty horrible report card if you ask me.

i'll disagree with multimedia and first party regarding the 360 and ps3 comparison

you have those two backwards

And that is how you do a proper report card.TheTeacher511

yes that report card looks nice and offical, but it is totally biased. How could the xbox 360 fail in pretty much everything??? Right now it has the best games, the best online, andthe most multimedia capability.

My grading of this report card: F

Seriously, Sony doesn't make many games? They have more internal studios than MS and Nintendo combined.

[QUOTE="TheTeacher511"]And that is how you do a proper report card.Cobra1237

yes that report card looks nice and offical, but it is totally biased. How could the xbox 360 fail in pretty much everything??? Right now it has the best games, the best online, andthe most multimedia capability.

Read the comments.

[QUOTE="billyea"]Latest Console Report Card - Console Boot Camp
NOTE: LOWEST MARK IS A D WE DO NOT GIVE OUT Fs
Revision 4 - We welcome intelligent suggestions!

Xbox 360
Teacher comment: 360 was one of my best students, I was able to inspire effective online capabilities and connectivity, with a fair hardware output and fair price. He was the first one to come out into the market and apply himself. Everything about him is fair and fine. Good luck! 360 GRADUATED!

Price - B (premium package: good deal), C (retarded package: bad deal)
Online - A (Xbox Live makes all online go poof!)
Hardware - B (less than PS3, better than Wii)
Multimedia - A (Windows Media center connectivity, download and gameplay trailers, HD-DVD attachment)
First party support - B (good games, just not very often)
Third party support - B + (good games, a little sparse but good)

Wii
Teacher comment: Wii was one of the more curious students. He always liked to spend his time making new ideas and innovations and he was the one encouraging the ****to think outside the box. He kinda failed P.E. by having a bad hardware output compared to the other students. Change the world Wii, YOU'VE GRADUATED!

Price - A (you can't get better than the cheapest console on the market)
Online - B (good connectivity, however a sparse amount of features, long friend code)
Hardware - C (hardware fails miserably, but still within acceptable levels)
Multimedia - C (miserable DVD playback attachment, seriously wasn't made for anything except games... no problem!)
First party support - A (Mario, Zelda, end of story)
Third party support - B (it's actually BETTER THAN the GC this time around, so we're seeing developers like Ubisoft step up to the plate to experiment)

PS3
Teacher comment: PS3 was one of our best athletes, he could render any amount of polygons in lickety split. He was a bit greedy this time around though, needing some more money then necessary. Sometimes he would bring in a new feature for show-and-tell and nobody would be interested. All in all though, he's a good student. PS3 GRADUATED!

Price - D (all fanboys let out a collective 'omg' when they saw it, unfair pricing scheme)
Online - B+ (you'll get cool friends lists and Xbox-like marketplace, but as previous experience indicates, not quite as good as Xbox Live)
Hardware - A (can't argue with that)
Multimedia - B (Blu-Ray, support for music, pictures, and web browsing which you can just go on your dam PC in your bedroom to do, USELESS but just because Sony took the risk with a new format, I give them a B)
First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)
Third party support - A (Not all of them are good, but hey, selection is for smart people)

And just for Linkhero

Phantom
Teacher comment: Will have to retake course.
MikeE21286

I smell the bias a mile away

B for Wii online.....B?!?! It doesn't have an online, only a shopping store (and for the connectivity part of it, it's actually piss poor seeing as how you have to run your router in mixed mode because the wireless adapter in the Wii is 802.11b not 802.11g....it completely messes up my home network)

C for Wii Hardware....C?!?! It has slightly more power than an Xbox, which was released in 2001

C for Wii multimedia......C?!?! It has no DVD playback, no CD playback, and it doesn't even have an HDD to put MP3s on the damn thing

First party support - C (Sony doesn't make much, case closed)

And wow yet again.......

pretty horrible report card if you ask me.

wow, u just put all my thoughts to words...

why did the ps3 have the lowes 1st party support score when sonys 1st party games have been amoug the best this gen? Uncharted, R&C TOD, GT5p, I guess you could count MGS4 (second party).

how many 1st party games have ther been on the 360? Its all been third party support!

So much bias its not even funny, the wii got high marks for what it is too, its 3rd party support is mainly shovelware.

why did the ps3 have the lowes 1st party support score when sonys 1st party games have been amoug the best this gen? Uncharted, R&C TOD, GT5p, I guess you could count MGS4 (second party).NinjaMunkey01

Amateur. :D

TheTeacher511

Online - B (good connectivity, however a sparse amount of features, long friend code)
billyea

I call bull****.

why did the ps3 have the lowes 1st party support score when sonys 1st party games have been amoug the best this gen? Uncharted, R&C TOD, GT5p, I guess you could count MGS4 (second party).

how many 1st party games have ther been on the 360? Its all been third party support!

So much bias its not even funny, the wii got high marks for what it is too, its 3rd party support is mainly shovelware.

NinjaMunkey01

Wii Online: B? PS3 Online: B+? I agree with the PS3 online but the Wii Online is a D IMO.theycallmeryan

*Sigh* MrBluRay003 decided to bump a thread from 2006.

Multimedia for PS3 is a "B"? No way.

Sony's First Party Support is actually really good. That's one of those things people don't realize about Sony, is they have A LOT of 1st party studios.

Finally, the Wii getting a "B" in Online, isn't true. The PS2 and even Dreamcast had better Online than the Wii,

Still nice funny thread.